After Beers timeline.

Brendog

2:40am
Leave my local (Quinns).

4am
Have arrived at Fagans pub.

5:30am
Stuck litening to one of my female friends crying about some ****clump who they think is "The One".

6am. Time for breakfast.
"I'd like a large taco cheese chips, 1/4 punder(no lettuce), 4 onion rings, chips and a battered sausage. All in one bag, drowned with salt and vinegar."

6:30am
The food is mixing with the beer in my stomach like oil and water.

6:45am
Shirt open. Belt open. Feeling better.

7:00am
Garda station. Indecent exposure.






I've come to the conclusion, after releasing my theory in a scientific journal, that each and everyone of us has an "After Beers Timeline".
When you go for drinks with your friends, have to much, and leave the pub/club/house/fibbers, that is when your timeline starts.

So. Whats your "After Beer Timeline"? If you can remember.

petes

Food, taxi, eat, bed.

Unless I get lucky then stick sex in there somewhere.

cherryghost

Leave nightclub early after realising the place is full of skangers.

Head to the nearest chippers for grease drenched burger and chips

Taxi back home, taxi driver talking about the night and how busy it is, when frankly you don't give a shít

Bed.


A great night to be had.

Sykk

- Leave night club with a fat bird

- Pretend I can't remember anything after that

orourkeda

Brendog wrote: »

2:40am
Leave my local (Quinns).

4am
Have arrived at Fagans pub.

5:30am
Stuck litening to one of my female friends crying about some ****clump who they think is "The One".

6am. Time for breakfast.
"I'd like a large taco cheese chips, 1/4 punder(no lettuce), 4 onion rings, chips and a battered sausage. All in one bag, drowned with salt and vinegar."

6:30am
The food is mixing with the beer in my stomach like oil and water.

6:45am
Shirt open. Belt open. Feeling better.

7:00am
Garda station. Indecent exposure.






I've come to the conclusion, after releasing my theory in a scientific journal, that each and everyone of us has an "After Beers Timeline".
When you go for drinks with your friends, have to much, and leave the pub/club/house/fibbers, that is when your timeline starts.

So. Whats your "After Beer Timeline"? If you can remember.

Fagans at 4 in teh morning??????????

PaddyBomb

Food.

Taxi home.

Try to do a burner on the taxi because I've spent my last bit of money on food.

Garda cell with a black eye.

BluesBerry

There is chippers open at 6 in the morning?

Has the gargle dimmed your brain :P

Prof.Badass

orourkeda wrote: »

Fagans at 4 in teh morning??????????

I have a sneaking suspicion that OP might be under 18 (and trying to look cool). In fact, given the morning it is, i'd wager that at the tender age of 15 he just had his first proper drinking session last night :pac:..

kfallon

Brendog wrote: »

2:40am5.40am
Leave my local (Quinns).

4am
Have arrived at Fagans pub.

5:30am
Stuck litening to one of my female friends crying about some ****clump who they think is "The One".

6am. Time for breakfast.
"I'd like a large taco cheese chips, 1/4 punder(no lettuce), 4 onion rings, chips and a battered sausage. All in one bag, drowned with salt and vinegar."

6:30am
The food is mixing with the beer in my stomach like oil and water.

6:45am
Shirt open. Belt open. Feeling better.

7:00am
Garda station. Indecent exposure.






I've come to the conclusion, after releasing my theory in a scientific journal, that each and everyone of us has an "After Beers Timeline".
When you go for drinks with your friends, have to much, and leave the pub/club/house/fibbers, that is when your timeline starts.

So. Whats your "After Beer Timeline"? If you can remember.

Fixed that for you

kfallon

BluesBerry wrote: »

Has the gargle dimmed your brain :P

'cause Dublin keeps on changing, and nothing seems the same.

pablodunlop

IBT cheese bungo

AckwelFoley

in before "cool story bro"

flyton5

11.30pm - Last bus to town

12.00am - Nightclub

3.00am - Aggressively order chips at counter

3.01am - Garda comes out from behind counter to explain that i am in fact in the public office of Harcourt Terrace Garda Station and not Harcourt Diner.

3.02am - Insist they give me a mixed kebab and coke

7.00am - Free breakfast in cell

starlit

11pm Might have a few drinks at a friends house/nearest pub

11.30pm Pub

12am/12.30am Late bar

2.30am/3am Chipper

3am/3.30am Home/Bed

12pm/12.30pm Breakfast

AgileMyth

Spend a couple of days on the beer. Remember I have work in the morning. Leave bar at 5am.

Drag myself out of bed for interview with RTE's Morning Ireland.

AnonoBoy

3.00am Leave pub

4.00am Find Brendog's house.

5.00am Brendog's mother changes position and continues to pleasure me.

6.00am She's still at it.

7.00am Call from Garda station ruins the mood. Brendog's mother goes to pick him up. I go home.

8.00am Asleep face down in a pile of drool on my couch.

AgileMyth

AnonoBoy wrote: »

3.00am Leave pub

4.00am Find Brendog's house.

5.00am Brendog's mother changes position and continues to pleasure me.

6.00am She's still at it.

7.00am Call from Garda station ruins the mood. Brendog's mother goes to pick him up. I go home.

8.00am Asleep face down in a pile of drool on my couch.

Think you owe Brendog a thanks. I'm pretty sure you'd have died from exhaustion if he hadn't gotten arrested.

Scrappychimow

11:30 pmArrive in quinns and drink 10 pints of water.
2:41 am Glass brendog on way home from pub.

3:00 am Arrive home and have tea and toast.