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Anyone a little drunk already?!

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    #92
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    See this is what happens when there aren't mods around. Retarded youtube clips of songs you'll regret singing in the morning interspersed with flirting.
    If you're posting with your lad or lady in one hand and a bottle in the other hand then how and / or why are ye typing?

    ...


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    #93
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Mankyspuds wrote: »
    Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
    Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)

    Oi Fack off and dont be annoying me you annoying facking cant.


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    #94
    Mankyspuds
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Mankyspuds


    elviscostello wrote: »
    Sure, it's too late now, considering the conversation is over and all that.

    True, but for the next time?


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    #95
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    See this is what happens when there aren't mods around. Retarded youtube clips of songs you'll regret singing in the morning interspersed with flirting.
    If you're posting with your lad or lady in one hand and a bottle in the other hand then how and / or why are ye typing?

    They have sticky keyboards from sticky fingers


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    #96
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Is it just me or is the standard of music being posted on this thread an awful lot better than on most sober threads?


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    #97
    Onesimus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Onesimus


    Mankyspuds wrote: »
    Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
    Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)

    One way of doing it is to change the subject, either that, or go out for a smoke and go to some other pub. *shrugs*


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    #98
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ah, nothing like an 8 pack and some movies..............even if we ended up watching Shrek 3 *groan*

    I've just suggested we watch Casino now to salvage the movie night, this is what happens when you leave the housemates alone for 10 minutes.


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    #99
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    See this is what happens when there aren't mods around. Retarded youtube clips of songs you'll regret singing in the morning interspersed with flirting.

    Its just like a night out on the town in some ways...

    Boo urns to all the uptight squares complaining, let the kids have fun.


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    #100
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Please ignore the tags. It must be some sort of DB error. Working on it now.


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    #101
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Interject with "but do you think its okay to eat da poo poo?"


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    #102
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    They have sticky keyboards from sticky fingers
    Hey what did I do, wanna fight about it...


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    #103
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYeGw-bo430




    oh yess!!


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    #104
    Mankyspuds
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Mankyspuds


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Interject with "but do you think its okay to eat da poo poo?"


    :D:D


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    #105
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ask them would they be interested in a threesome with yourself. It'd be a change of subject,they'd totally forget what they were talking about.


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    #106
    _feedback_
    Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Please ignore the tags. It must be some sort of DB error. Working on it now.

    Ya bollocks dr.bollocko. Sorry about that, must be some sort of DB error. I've asked Terry to work on it.














    Wait, Terry is pissed? Hold on now, he's not a mod here anymore? dr.bollocks indeed


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    #107
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ask them would they be interested in a threesome with yourself. It'd be a change of subject,they'd totally forget what they were talking about.

    Now thats what I call a bad beat


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    #108
    yungwan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 765 ✭✭✭yungwan


    my social life is ROCKING!

    My Friday night = bottle of wine + late late.
    ****ing rockin!! lol

    And Im only 25!!

    You have to mark the weekend though with a drink! But im not on the pull, none of my friends live "local" anymore, and I have a 7 year old son.. so partying is not a priority.

    haha - think Im going out tomorrow night tho!


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    #109
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Yizzer all are mergeded.
    Suss.


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    #110
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    might be getting food from mcds brought home, oh yes!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc


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    #111
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    ...


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    #112
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I might have to pay for sex tonight.

    I cant remember if I changed my underpants or not


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    #113
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Yizzer all are mergeded.
    Suss.


    It's all messed up now!
    I'm beginning to think being sober and in here just isn't a good idea...


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    #114
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Touché Zohan.
    <_<
    >_>


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    #115
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Now thats what I call a bad beat

    He might get anally probed, but sacrfices have to be made!


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    #116
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Mankyspuds wrote: »
    Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
    Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)


    Pretend to receive a phone call from Fluttering Bantam and act all concerned when he tells you about a busted flush. make your excuses and leave, simple


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    #117
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    It's all messed up now!
    I'm beginning to think being sober and in here just isn't a good idea...

    Not when you can have this much fun

    http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/david-hasselhoff-drunk.jpg


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    #118
    dougal-maguire
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭dougal-maguire


    i have now moved from fleetwood mac to metallica.....thanks candy-gal :D


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    #119
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    He might get anally probed, but sacrfices have to be made!

    with the dealer button


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    #120
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I just came back from my local pub half an hour ago.

    The really sad thing is, the time i spent there i was mostly longing to get back home & have a few bottles of beer & chill out.:(


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    #121
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    This always cheers me up













    .

    Fussakes :mad: I'm doing it right and all! Never mind...


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