Anyone a little drunk already?!

alwaysadub

Yeah a blank white screen always cheers me up too ibc :pac:

dfx-

Oktoberfest Bier, Munich, Oktoberfest eve and 89c for 50cl bottles of Paulaner..

And a great big Mass beside me....

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It doesn't say it in the video, but this is dedicated to dr.b . . . . for being a miserable oul sod !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RCnV0JxLHg

AskMyChocolate

Mankyspuds wrote: »

Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)

Ask them if they're up for your usual cash game. €200 to sit in and blinds 5 and 10. Then tell them a bad beat story. They'll soon leave you alone.;)

Btw, where did you work?

MoodeRator

Mankyspuds wrote: »

Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)

why feel obliged to be nice? bloke and missus should have moved on to someone that a ..

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fonecrusher1

Deleted User wrote: »

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many? The most i ever got was 50 i think. Using t j combo.

AskMyChocolate

candy-gal1 wrote: »

might be getting food from mcds brought home, oh yes!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

Candy-gal, you're a fcuking legend. I just read your post in time to realise I was hungry. Just managed to catch the chinese (they shut at one). I will be forever in your debt. Have a crispy king prawn on me (knock yourself out with the dip.:))

AMC

candy-gal1

ha! nice 1!!! just had a double cheeseburger courtesy of a panda oh yessss!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSo9CC2wKVI

dougal-maguire

well pished now.nearly time for bed...just waiting for the "and justice for all" album to finish.

YouTalkinToMe

Mankyspuds wrote: »

Just back from the boozer and i had a bloke and his missus burn the ear off me for at least an hour over bad beat stories in poker, they just kept going on and on and ON. Now, I used to work in the industry and they obiviously thought i would be sympathic to their stories but, I thought an hour was a bit too much. I am a decent sort and do not want to offend anyone when it cant be helped.
Whats the best way of telling them to Piss off but in a nice way OR without threatening to get Chuck Norris after them!! Thanks in advance:):)

Just show them the hand...

MoodeRator

feck it! forgot the food!:mad:

greenmachine88

wish i was a little drunk right now, not drinking on a friday night sucks my b*lls

Handyman1

Had a bit of a rough day on Thursday so decided to pop into a pub that I hadn’t used in years so around 9pm I walked in to see only one other person that looked like he had too much on the day and was sleeping it off in the corner…
As I got to the bar I heard him say “there’s nobody here” so I looked back at him and seen he hadn’t even raised his head from the table

I said “what’s the story is it self service or what” with that he got up and served me a pint but I then had to listen to him whinge about the lack of custom he has been having lately :rolleyes:

Now while listening to him moan I have to say it did take my mind off my troubles and when I left at 2am I felt much better So it did the trick :cool:

But I decided to drink at home tonight and found my own company + 2 box’s of bud much cheaper and more enjoyable but I find it so easy to drink a lot more at home than I would in a pub and still feel kinda sober

I was wondering why this is.. Could it be because I’m in a more relaxed mood/environment or could it be that the only other living thing that could love me more than I love myself is my dog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

AskMyChocolate

MoodeRator wrote: »

feck it! forgot the food!:mad:

Nightmare man.



Cos prawns are deliciuos.

I'd let ya lick my fingers only it's the best part. Now am I too full to eat that curry?

*ducks*

policarp

Text Speak UGHH!!

icywind1980

fek you yankee blue jeans. give me another carlsberg.

policarp

Handyman1 wrote: »

Had a bit of a rough day on Thursday so decided to pop into a pub that I hadn’t used in years so around 9pm I walked in to see only one other person that looked like he had too much on the day and was sleeping it off in the corner…
As I got to the bar I heard him say “there’s nobody here” so I looked back at him and seen he hadn’t even raised his head from the table

I said “what’s the story is it self service or what” with that he got up and served me a pint but I then had to listen to him whinge about the lack of custom he has been having lately :rolleyes:

Now while listening to him moan I have to say it did take my mind off my troubles and when I left at 2am I felt much better So it did the trick :cool:

But I decided to drink at home tonight and found my own company + 2 box’s of bud much cheaper and more enjoyable but I find it so easy to drink a lot more at home than I would in a pub and still feel kinda sober

I was wondering why this is.. Could it be because I’m in a more relaxed mood/environment or could it be that the only other living thing that could love me more than I love myself is my dog

Nice one Brian. Cheers!

Pete M.

FML

yetr?
dognamit...
whas dis tred bout?.

yes

is there a poll?

noi
.
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CorkMan

Is anybody locked? I've 3 pints of Bulmers in the fridge but have yet to touch them.

delaad

Kinda rightly now.

Big day spent getting the garden ready for the winter;

dealing with the council workers who came to fix the road over access to my land, etc;

helping out one of them who told me he wanted literacy lessons when he heard I was teacher;

celebrating the success in her finals of Sarah, whom I'ld been helping over the last number of years;

cooking Texas Chilli burgers a la recipe on the side of a bottle of A1 Steak Sauce given to me by my food and style goddess sister-in-law, MT;

and now just quietly coming down from the wonderfulness of Jools' Golden Moments...Katie Tunstall, Manics, Libertines(never saw them before - far out!), Smokey Robinson, Clapton, McCartney, Mary J Blige, Lily Allen and, for reasons of family as much as music, Elbow with, for me, a heart-wrenching rendition of "Beautiful Day".

Most of this was done with the accompaniment of 4.3% James' Gate brewed Carlsberg and a decent enough bottle of Temparanillo-Shiraz.

A weekend that has started so well could only now be rounded off with a victory for the Stars of the County Down:)

Good night all. Sleep well, if you're not there already!

chirogirl

not drunk, just merry.:)

TheZohanS

Abigayle wrote:

Height and body mass would be quite useful too.

i.e. pics or GTFO

I've had some wine...technically not drinking as it only amounts to about 4 glasses....large glasses...but still.

I Australia

Handyman1

Just done the last bottle of Bud and I don’t feel like talking any more “Hic” enjoy your night people

Micky Dolenz

Well? how are the heads? :pac:

Terry

Been worse.
Plenty of water.

diocane

I suppose drunken posts are common in Ireland

AckwelFoley

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Love to, cos your a legend. But could you really see yourself dancing with a socialist?

Aah go on, give us a kiss. Shut your eyes and pretend I'm James Connolly.

Ah sur, bertie was a socialist :pac: