Caption competition - manager special

Mr.Nice Guy

I don't think one of these has been done of late and I felt this one was too good to turn down:



I'm sure you can come up with a few good ones for this one. Have at it ladies and gents. :cool:

Corben Dallas

" What is.... how u say? ..... Put em Under pressure?"

ctrl-alt-delete

"You have the long balls.....but i have the long tackle"

Xavi6

"Looka intoa my eyes....creative central midfielders are the devil"

Dempsey

Trap: Lloyd Bridges?

JerryHandbag

Jack: Glenn Whelan? Pfft, I'd Ronnie Whelan in my day

everdead.ie

I'ma Trapp, I sleepa with your wife*

In a stereotypical Italian/Mario voice

applehunter

"How long ago where you manager of Ireland?"

ShagNastii

Jack: G'wan Trap show me the "Stephen Ireland has just told me that his tenth Granny has died" look again!

That_Guy

"What's your dick doing out Trap?"

Xavi6

"Two flights of stairs...unassisted"

3hn2givr7mx1sc

"When'sa your Dolmio day?"

That_Guy

"It is-a very nice to meet-a you Mr. Bobby Charlton"

"Eh...."

Mr.Nice Guy

No Jack, I no go back to Gaffer Falls unless Mick and John start a-wearing their a-clothes.

Smegball

At least we both have a smaller nose than the boyo in the background :pac:

PCPhoto

Trap " Badda bing - badda bang - badda boom... goal "

Big Jack " Eh ! .... oh by 'eck ... just put em under pressure.."

That_Guy

"Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'm here to fcuking amuse you? What the fcuk is so funny about me?"

stovelid

"A Range Rover with-a fucking pink wheels! Would you play him, Jack!?"

nullzero

Trap; "Bobby, why you not a-play Chippy Brady?"

L'prof

Trap: Come stai Jack?
Jack: Boppity boopy.

Peyton Manning

Trap: Dont look straight away, but there's a lad who looks JUST like you standing to my left...

Mars Bar

Trap: "You can't just go to Italy and a-take our jobs".
Jack: "That's not what Carlsberg told me."

cashback

'Get em down Harry Ramsden's, Trap. That's the secret.'

applehunter

"What do you think about my tactics Jack?"

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Trap: ..... it's high quality shít. I give you good price.
Jack: I just-I just don't know.... Give us a fúking minute, will yeh...

Jazzy

"thats not my piss"

Aidric

Trap: That shít with you and McShane's mother is really messing up my selection policy.

Jack: Just keep playing the lad or there will be the direst of consequences.

Oat23

Trap: ''All I want is the truth Jack. Did you fart?''
Jack: ''Yes .''

larchielads

trap:What'sa matter you, hey, gotta no respect
Whatta you tink you do, why you looka so sad
Itsa not so bad, Itsa nice-a place,

jack:Ahh shaddupa you face

Helix

"well gio, its not gonna suck itself"

x in the city

Fishing is for pussies...

(or it Italian equivalent)

5starpool

I think your son used to play for me Mr Icecreamio.

TanG411

''I have not lost a staring contest since 1953''

applehunter

Trap : "Howa much are you getting paid to promote Airtricity Jack?"

Jack : "not tellin"

JohnnyRyan99

"Centre Midfield??......... But he is so fat?"

Leiva

Trap: One word Jack ... Delaney .

Jack : I know , I know :rolleyes:

pickarooney

Those trousers are a bit baggy, Trap lad. Does tha need that for dancing?
No, Jack... strictly ball-room.

TheTosh

"I made the BBC"

Benimar

Trap: Please Jack, it's only for one game. Dunny is out so it's either you or Paul McShane...

jaykay74

Trap : "I win, you blinked first"