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  • 23-09-2010 2:04am
    #1
    leedsfan88
    Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭


    so text a girl who i met last night and she didn't reply so what do i do... I'm drunk in in a different county


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Mate, your half asleep and posting the same thread over and over.

    Stay away from the grill!

    Fap and go to sleep with a glass of water.


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    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    leedsfan88 wrote: »
    so text a girl who i met last night and she didn't reply so what do i do... I'm drunk in in a different county

    Kill yourself


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    jonnygiles
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    only one thing for it-a call right now for some booty call action girls love that:D


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    thenightrider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    Maybe she did not txt you back because you kept texting her just like you keep posting the same thread


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    #6
    Goldenegg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    Shoulda stuck to the "three day rule"... Don't wanna come across too desperate! :D


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    ardinn
    Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Did you text her recently? like in the last 5 minutes - She's probably asleep or F$%^ing your brother! :) If it aint your brother its definitely someone else i'd say - she's too busy gagging to even look at her phone!

    My advice - Drive to her house and demand an explanation!
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    leedsfan88 wrote: »
    so text a girl who i met last night and she didn't reply so what do i do... I'm drunk in in a different county

    You ask tar, but get in line, as tar is busy with down under stuff.

    Have you ever visited Australia?

    Wonderful country from what tar leads me to believe.


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    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    leedsfan88 wrote: »
    so text a girl who i met last night and she didn't reply so what do i do... I'm drunk in in a different county

    You should ring her repeatedly and leave 69 voice messages on her phone mentioning in each how much you love her and how you would be perfect together. As well as this leave 69 text messages (make sure you leave 69 of each as this will be a subliminal message to her to engage in mutually reciprocated oral sex with you.)
    Then go online and find out exactly where she lives and get a taxi to her house. If you own a guitar bring it with you and serenade her from outside her house. If you don’t have a guitar acapella could be even better. This plan is guarantied to make her fall madly in love with you.


    Alliteratively go to bed sober up, and tomorrow ring her and speak to her then.


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    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    WWTD: what would tar do?

    probably definitely when she blinked, tar rode her, and got her pregnant


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    You ask tar, but get in line, as tar is busy with down under stuff.

    Have you ever visited Australia?

    Wonderful country from what tar leads me to believe.

    "down under stuff" is a euphemism for my penis.


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    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Sarky wrote: »
    "down under stuff" is a euphemism for my penis.
    pens....? you dirty thing :eek:

    hehe got ya before your edit :P


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What ever do you mean..?


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    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    :P i edited it back

    you've been a bold boy, sarky. for editing my post, tar is going to spank you....oh wait, that's not a punishment


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    :P i edited it back

    you've been a bold boy, sarky. for editing my post, tar is going to spank you....oh wait, that's not a punishment

    {joins cue for the TarSpanking}


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    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    sNarah wrote: »
    {joins cue for the TarSpanking}

    *Joins queue*.. Dammit, I'm 5 minutes too late, I can't see the start of the queue :(


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Will you lot at the back stop pushing?! :p


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    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    no need to queue, tar has the ability to spank someone at all points in time. tar can control the space-time continuum, she's that sexy.

    SPANKING FOR ALL!


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    cosmos about to get a red rear. limber up boys


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