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Facebook = Service Unavailable for last 20 minutes??

rebelmomma · 2010-09-23 20:03:11

Anyone else having problems with Facebook this evening? I would put it as my status to ask but can't log on.. think i might have a fb addiction!!

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#102 23-09-2010 9:46pm

Mental Mickey

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It's Axl Rose's fault.

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#103 23-09-2010 9:47pm

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lizt wrote: »

Mine is kinda working. It loaded my homepage but nothing else.

Facebook have said
We’re currently experiencing some site issues causing Facebook to be slow or unavailable for some people. We are working to resolve this issue as quickly as possible.

Yup - via Twitter !!
There's a few excuses there from the last couple of days too :-)

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#104 23-09-2010 9:47pm

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Oranage2 wrote: »

I'm actually on facebook -so im sure its alright

humour me - try get into someone elses profile

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#105 23-09-2010 9:47pm

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Mental Mickey wrote: »

It's Axl Rose's fault.

*snigger*:D

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#106 23-09-2010 9:47pm

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Mental Mickey wrote: »

It's Axl Rose's fault.

He's probably personally posting a 'Ha Ha' to every single Facebook account during the down time. Just to show us how cool he is.

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#107 23-09-2010 9:48pm

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is watching tv and drinking tea.

It's just not the same

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#108 23-09-2010 9:48pm

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Stinicker wrote: »

It looks bigger than this, even the facebook IP addresses are down meaning it is more than DNS.

dundundun!!!!

[/dramatic music]
:pac:

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#109 23-09-2010 9:48pm

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rebelmomma wrote: »

humour me - try get into someone elses profile

i promise im on it - tell me ur page and i'll describe ur picture -

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#110 23-09-2010 9:48pm

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brummytom wrote: »

Fuck it, back he comes

Go down to the MASK Avatars and there's a guy called Scott Tracker, would suit you to a tee

Careful though, the attention from the ladies might get a little much if you put it up.

After I switched over to the Bogey avatar, it's been orgies each and every night.

True story.

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#111 23-09-2010 9:48pm

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Let's gather round and pray for Facebook's speedy recovery

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#112 23-09-2010 9:49pm

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Hannibal Smith wrote: »

I need to collect my peanuts on Frontierville:eek:

I need to snoop on the pages of people I went to school with but who i wouldn't piss on if they were on fire..

will someone think of the children.. seriously lads what will we do with our extra time.

i bet if this lasted till tomorrow productivity would be up in Irish businesses !

perish the thought though

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#113 23-09-2010 9:49pm

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He'll probably be 90 or so minutes late doing it? :pac:

Axl, that is.

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#114 23-09-2010 9:49pm

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Ok, this is going to be very bad, Facebooks HQ for Europe, the Mid East and Africa is in Dublin.

The lads in Dublin went very overboard today Arthurs Day and a can of Guinness got spilled on the mainframe server which triggered a global shutdown back in palo alto. The US will be back online first but Europe and the rest of the world could take weeks and millions of profiles will wiped.

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#115 23-09-2010 9:49pm

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IF Boards goes down aswell we're all fúcked

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#116 23-09-2010 9:50pm

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Damnit. How will I express what I like now?

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#117 23-09-2010 9:51pm

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Oranage2 wrote: »

i promise im on it - tell me ur page and i'll describe ur picture -

right......

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#118 23-09-2010 9:51pm

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MrStuffins wrote: »

The spelling was on purpose.

As in "Bored"?

I thought people would get it!

like bored.ie???

It's never quite the same when it has to be explained..

I spend my life on boards.ie writing stuff that I get in my head, but sometimes other people haven't a clue about the nonsense that I think makes sense...

Apologies Mr. Stuffins,

I wasn't slagging your spelling, just having a laff like!

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#119 23-09-2010 9:52pm

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We all need to tell Joe Duffy about this tomorrow.

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#120 23-09-2010 9:52pm

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People. Get up and walk towards the light. Its over. You are free

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#121 23-09-2010 9:52pm

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rebelmomma wrote: »

I need to snoop on the pages of people I went to school with but who i wouldn't piss on if they were on fire..

pmsl They never look as miserable in their profile pics as you'd hoped :cool:

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#122 23-09-2010 9:53pm

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Damnit. How will I express what I like now?

people won't know I'm going to make a cup of tea

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#123 23-09-2010 9:53pm

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Damn it, can't facebook stalk hot friends of friends.
Oh well, there's always the ladies lounge.

:pac:

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#124 23-09-2010 9:53pm

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Monsieur Folie wrote: »

We all need to tell Joe Duffy about this tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-889Lp1OA

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#125 23-09-2010 9:55pm

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Stinicker wrote: »

Ok, this is going to be very bad, Facebooks HQ for Europe, the Mid East and Africa is in Dublin.

The lads in Dublin went very overboard today Arthurs Day and a can of Guinness got spilled on the mainframe server which triggered a global shutdown back in palo alto. The US will be back online first but Europe and the rest of the world could take weeks and millions of profiles will wiped.

Oh no...oh no....oh no....where's that paper bag until I calm my breathing!!!

It's not possible... why the hell would any ejit move facebook HQ to Ireland!!! Seriously, we can't run our country never mind and international multimillion company!! :mad:

Oh gosh it's not good! And no, I don't need a life, I already have serveral...they are just on facebook...

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#126 23-09-2010 9:55pm

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perhaps some proof

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#127 23-09-2010 9:55pm

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POKE

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#128 23-09-2010 9:55pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Damnit. How will I express what I like now?

ordinarily i would click like _ how will i express my liking of people's thoughts now???!

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#129 23-09-2010 9:56pm

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Ok, so according to Forbes, Zuckerberg is now richer than Steve Jobs......and then this happens lol

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/sep/23/facebook-mark-zuckerberg-forbes-murdoch-jobs

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#130 23-09-2010 9:56pm

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is watching tv and drinking tea.

It's just not the same

Well...

Spartacus is on TV3 @ 10am

Usually naked people... I watch it for the naked men historical accuracy for my college course.

If you're stuck like, if the tea is finished.

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#131 23-09-2010 9:56pm

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Joe Coleman has just posted a message on his website...

"Our Blessed Mother says Facebook will be down for the forseeable future"...

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#132 23-09-2010 9:57pm

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I haven't heard from my girlfriend since about the time Facebook exploded.

She's probably fainted with shock, I hope she's alright.

I would go check on her but then I'd need to hire someone to hit F5 for me.

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#133 23-09-2010 9:57pm

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were all fukced!!!!

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#134 23-09-2010 9:57pm

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Sea Sharp wrote: »

Damn it, can't facebook stalk hot friends of friends.
Oh well, there's always the ladies lounge.

:pac:

Let the stalking begin

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#135 23-09-2010 9:57pm

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omg, thought it was my computer slowing up, did scan,speed test etc...

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#136 23-09-2010 9:57pm

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Think this is bad - imagine if the WHOLE INTERNET was down! We might have to.......y'know.....watch TV or something.

*shudders*

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#137 23-09-2010 9:58pm

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These hackers are really showing the big corporations who's boss.

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#138 23-09-2010 9:58pm

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Facebook? thats like so yesterday...... :rolleyes:

everyone uses www.craicbook.com

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#139 23-09-2010 9:58pm

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Was it hacked?

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#140 23-09-2010 9:59pm

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Monsieur Folie wrote: »

I haven't heard from my girlfriend since about the time Facebook exploded.

She's probably fainted with shock, I hope she's alright.

I would go check on her but then I'd need to hire someone to hit F5 for me.

lmfao :D:D:D

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#141 23-09-2010 9:59pm

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Right. The joke is wearing really thin now. How are the people who barely remember me from school supposed to find out what I had for dinner? Jeebs, Facebook. Get it together.

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#142 23-09-2010 9:59pm

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Hannibal Smith wrote: »

pmsl They never look as miserable in their profile pics as you'd hoped :cool:

TOO TRUE!

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#143 23-09-2010 9:59pm

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Back up (for how long?) but nothing new to read

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#144 23-09-2010 10:00pm

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KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

hahaha...very good

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#145 23-09-2010 10:00pm

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Hospitals around the world have already admitted over 2,000 people suffering from severe Facebook withdrawal symptoms..

[Might need a citation on that one]

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#146 23-09-2010 10:00pm

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http://jeremy.zawodny.com/i/facebook-profile.jpg

For those who can't wait. Somebodys facebook page

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#147 23-09-2010 10:01pm

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Oranage2 wrote: »

perhaps some proof

Thanks Barry!

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#148 23-09-2010 10:01pm

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How am I going to tell people that a sheep just walked on to my farm?

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#149 23-09-2010 10:02pm

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I'm in....

But...

Friends online
Chat with friends

No one is online.

So I got on to FB read a few bits.... now I'm bored!

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#150 23-09-2010 10:02pm

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I wonder if I loaded up loads of cached Facebook pages would I convince my body that I'm on Facebook for long enough to hold back the shaking for a few minutes?

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#151 23-09-2010 10:03pm

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is fxxkbook also down ?? if so a girl in Dublin who wants to meet tonight me wont be able to :pac:

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