Drunk 'punched date he thought was a burglar

Winty

A DRUNKEN romeo attacked a barmaid he’d taken home when he woke up and mistook her for a burglar.
Ian Campbell, 45, went home with a woman after a night’s boozing in Coventry.

When Campbell woke up to find the woman collecting her things he mistook her for an intruder and punched her six or seven times in the face before throwing her out.
He then went back to sleep, but when he woke up for the second time he realised something was wrong because his fist was sore.

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter


http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2010/06/21/drunk-punched-date-he-thought-was-a-burglar-92746-26692077/

squod

Barmaid fisted after booze ordeal

DonJose

Did she make him breakfast?

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

DonJose

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter"

Yeah they should misquote that damn prosecutor.

DonJose

DonJose wrote: »

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter"

Yeah they should misquote that damn prosecutor.

Well if she said it, it's not that difficult to write down the correct transcription or stick in a [sic]?

Anyway, meh at the story.

galwayrush

:pac:Slapper punched..........:pac:

OutlawPete

Sounds like he went too far with the rough sex and when she clearly didn't like it, he just said:

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were a burglar".

Genius.

Juwwi

Sure it was her fault he got that drunk it the first place.

Star Bingo

he laid her.. out!!

Rockn

That's brilliant. "Uh I'm so hungover. Wonder what I got up to last night. HOLY CRAP! THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BED!" *Whack*

Sea Sharp

The perfect crime.......

Banji

Winty wrote: »

A DRUNKEN romeo attacked a barmaid he’d taken home when he woke up and mistook her for a burglar.
Ian Campbell, 45, went home with a woman after a night’s boozing in Coventry.

When Campbell woke up to find the woman collecting her things he mistook her for an intruder and punched her six or seven times in the face before throwing her out.
He then went back to sleep, but when he woke up for the second time he realised something was wrong because his fist was sore.

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter


http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2010/06/21/drunk-punched-date-he-thought-was-a-burglar-92746-26692077/

Wow, her face must be sore

King Mallie

What a plonker !!!!!!!!!!!

Might give it a try at the weekend.:rolleyes:

SugarHigh

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

I'm amazed that you never get bored of correcting bad grammar because it seems to make up at least 75% of your posts.