"I'm eighty four, you know!"

Pighead

Pighead's currently at an extremely cool and happening party. There's drugs, loose women and a superstar DJ here. Having a great night. It's one of those evenings you hope will never end. Ok, glad thats cleared up and nobody will think that Pighead is actually sitting in on a Friday night watching the Late Late Show or something as equally lame.

Anyway, was just passing by one of the quieter rooms in this mad house when I seen a tiny bit of "The Late Late Show". There were old wrinkly people on talking about there age and how active they were. Nudged one of the skimpily clad supermodels in the room and said to her "Bet you a bag of cocaine that one of these wrinklies will proudly declare their age to Tubridy before he even asks them"

Before you could say "Spot on yet again Pighead" this old geezer proudly pipes up "I'm eighty four, you know!" Why on earth do little old people insist on telling us their ages at every given opportunity. Pighead met an old person yesterday and the conversation went a little like this.

Pighead: "Ouch, I've just burnt my finger whilst cooking soup"
Old Person: "Sounds nasty. I'm 78 you know"

Is it pride? Is it a complete lack of anything interesting going on in their lives? Is it going to happen to Pighead? Very, very interesting questions. Hmmmm.

Anyway must dash. Party sounds like its getting even crazier. Think Jim Corr and Ray Shah have just arrived. Enjoy your quiet night in suckers.:cool:

mink_man

tl'dr

patrickc

yeh so good a night your posting on here..



rumour has it your hitting slaughter age yourself soon

umm sausages...

Pighead

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's currently at an extremely cool and happening party.

I'm always on boards at extremely cool and happening parties too. It's the place to be.

SadieSue

Haha my father-in-law does that all the time.. funnily enough he is 84.

Pighead

mink_man wrote: »

thread's legendary, delightful read

Cheers buddy.

brummytom

mink_man wrote: »

tl'dr

You can't tl;dr Pighead :eek:

anniehoo

Im jealous quite frankly...im bollixed and im 50 years younger than them.

Schism

mink_man wrote: »

tl'dr

I hereby move ban tl;dr. It's not funny or cool, just annoying.

ted1

it's what the topic was.

johnn

I think the OP watched the late late at home

Pighead

Wonder what age this "Age Announcing" malarkey is gonna start. Will Pighead wake up one morning in 2042 and awaken Mis Piggy with the words "Pighead's 65 you know?" How will she react? Will she start telling Pighead her age even though she knows he knows it? Hope this never happens.

KeithM89_old

Schism wrote: »

I hereby move ban tl;dr. It's not funny or cool, just annoying.

Cool story bro

Daroxtar

Old people are hurtling towards the end and haven't time for the banality of other peoples business so they just let you know how old they are and leave you to figure out how little your stuff means to them.

dubtom

I find it hard to believe that their is a 'cool and happening' party in Dundalk,Dundalk,of all places.

johnn

Old gits in being eccentric shocker

ejmaztec

Pighead wrote: »

Wonder what age this "Age Announcing" malarkey is gonna start. Will Pighead wake up one morning in 2042 and awaken Mis Piggy with the words "Pighead's 65 you know?" How will she react? Will she start telling Pighead her age even though she knows he knows it? Hope this never happens.

She'll say "No you're not, you're 96, you senile old fool"

up for anything

johnn wrote: »

I think the OP watched the late late at home

NOOooooooooooooo! Really?

Pighead

johnn wrote: »

I think the OP watched the late late at home

Ridiculous theory. You're lucky Pighead is in great form thanks to the vast array of happy pills on offer at this marvellous party, otherwise he may have got quite angry with you.

Anyway Pighead's gotta go. Amazingly crisp and groovy beats are being thrown down by 5 rocking DJs. Those beats demand to be danced to.

Pighead

dubtom wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that their is a 'cool and happening' party in Dundalk,Dundalk,of all places.

Pighead finds it hard to believe that you find it hard to believe that their is a 'cool and happening' party in Dundalk. This is party town buddy. This is the Irish Ibiza. You think they call this town Fundalk just for the hell of it?

johnn

up for anything wrote: »

NOOooooooooooooo! Really?

yeah i think so man, he made that story up is my guess

mink_man

Pighead wrote: »

Cheers buddy.

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaaha

you are funny....how do ya come up with this stuff??

Pighead

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it hard to believe that you find it hard to believe

I can't believe I can't believe it's not butter is better?

dvpower

mink_man wrote: »

tl'dr

Your sig is bigger than your posts:mad:

johnn

dvpower wrote: »

Your sig is bigger than your posts:mad:

So's me Cawk

mink_man

dvpower wrote: »

Your sig is bigger than your posts:mad:

just in a lazy mood...not lazy enough to not post though.

Pighead

mink_man wrote: »

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaaha

you are funny....how do ya come up with this stuff??

Pighead can't take the credit for that one mink_man. Some amphetamined fuelled fella at this crazy party wrote that.

laugh

Regression, children don't **** up about their age either, "but I'm 5 and 3/4's".

dvpower

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's currently at ...

I saw that bit on the Late Late, with Tubridy patronising some pensioners and the pensioners going along for the ride.
I don't quite get it. Is their some conspiracy where pensioners are just a group of simpletons and they just go along with it.

laugh

dvpower wrote: »

Is their some conspiracy where pensioners are just a group of simpletons and they just go along with it.

The idea was to convince the country that we should all be prepared to work until 75 to pay back the 80 billion quid "we" owe.

Prof.Badass

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's currently at an extremely cool and happening party. There's drugs, loose women and a superstar DJ here. Having a great night. It's one of those evenings you hope will never end. Ok, glad thats cleared up and nobody will think that Pighead is actually sitting in on a Friday night watching the Late Late Show or something as equally lame.

No shame in that bro.

Last time I checked, it's actually quite cool to watch the late late when you're on the clarkey cats or even if you've just taken a yellow bentine or two.....

tony1kenobi

Pighead wrote: »

Why on earth do little old people insist on telling us their ages at every given opportunity.

They think it overpowers the stench of piss and and regret.

mink_man

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead can't take the credit for that one mink_man. Some amphetamined fuelled fella at this crazy party wrote that.

oh right.

dvpower

laugh wrote: »

The idea was to convince the country that we should all be prepared to work until 75 to pay back the 80 billion quid "we" owe.

I'm going to have to get a better job to pay that back.

Pighead

tony1kenobi wrote: »

They think it overpowers the stench of piss and and regret.

That's a beautiful line tony. One day Pighead shall write a song about old people and you can be damn sure that line of yours will be used. And you can be even damned surer you won't be given any credit for it.

Pdfile

Pighead wrote: »

snort snort poop twisty tail

cool story bro ! :cool:

OutlawPete

johnn wrote: »

I think the OP watched the late late at home

Didn't you read the OP, Pighead was making soup and so had to be at a party.

Only reason anyone makes soup that late is when they're at some party and some twat has nipped up stairs with the butter to have a last tango with his mrs, leaving nothing to put on the bread should someone start screaming for toast, as they do.

Obviously some old boy, deficient in digestive enzymes, needed something to moisten the batch bread he found and so asked Pighead to make a pot of soup for him so he could have a bowl of it to dip his bread in.

I just got a text from someone that was at the same party actually, turns out the old boy was in fact Hugh fecking Hefner.

So, might be a few more stories when Pighead awakens.

Xavi6

Reminds me of that Father Ted episode where Ted is putting together the Craggy Island over 75s and he's trying to give them instructions.

cuppa

Totaly boring i say

gonedrinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2NrGmInciM

Plug

Im a sh!t bag.

AckwelFoley

Some day, if we are lucky we will grow old.

And if we are old and can remember our age its a bonus.

Subtle Troll

did ye ever notice you cant make a 2 digit number backwards that is twice the other number.

25 52

12 21

Mad isn't it?

Millicent

Subtle Troll wrote: »

did ye ever notice you cant make a 2 digit number backwards that is twice the other number.

25 52

12 21

Mad isn't it?

Stay away from any teenagers I know...

Subtle Troll

Millicent wrote: »

Stay away from any teenagers I know...

What you incinuating Milicent, I am not a man of dodgey dealings or undesireable behaviours, out with it.

Cakes.

dubtom wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that their is a 'cool and happening' party in Dundalk,Dundalk,of all places.

Dundalk = Fundalk :P:P

nibtrix

Pighead wrote: »

Anyway, was just passing by one of the quieter rooms in this mad house when I seen a tiny bit of "The Late Late Show".

Ahhhhh, Pighead spoke in the 1st person! It's just wrong!

Miss Fluff

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it hard to believe that you find it hard to believe that their is a 'cool and happening' party in Dundalk. This is party town buddy. This is the Irish Ibiza. You think they call this town Fundalk just for the hell of it?

Pighead may be right.

Exhibit A m'Lawd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsXd8w4vuk

mugabe

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ejmaztec

mugabe wrote: »

Can some help,am very new to dreambox.i bought a DREAMBOX DM600PVR on ebay which was six months old. well i tested and it was working but took to friend who was trying to flash for me and he told me the mother board is brokendown( means the BootLoader is damaged)so i have to return it and can't return to sender because of used item policy on ebay.well can some one help me to show me a place in ireland that they can repair for me or can some one tell me if i can't repair or there is a something i can do myself fo fix the problem.i will appreciate any help.i am just new to this satellite receiver boxes.
Thank you in advance

If you were 84, that would be the least of your problems.

Wolfe Tone

mugabe wrote: »

Can some help,am very new to dreambox.i bought a DREAMBOX DM600PVR on ebay which was six months old. well i tested and it was working but took to friend who was trying to flash for me and he told me the mother board is brokendown( means the BootLoader is damaged)so i have to return it and can't return to sender because of used item policy on ebay.well can some one help me to show me a place in ireland that they can repair for me or can some one tell me if i can't repair or there is a something i can do myself fo fix the problem.i will appreciate any help.i am just new to this satellite receiver boxes.
Thank you in advance

lol! wtf?