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If you won the Lottery...

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  • 25-09-2010 10:42am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,517 ✭✭✭


    What would you do If you Won the Lottery?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Mankyspuds


    Buy property


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Move, hang on how big is the win?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Invest it back into lotto tickets.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,517 ✭✭✭RobitTV


    mike65 wrote: »
    Move, hang on how big is the win?

    A Million or more..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I'd have a lot more sex.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Porridgemonster


    Id put a few euros with it and pay off my debts :D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Roll around in it naked Probably invest it in property or stocks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Buy nukes from Pakistan then launch an invasion of Europe and and call it Shamsland.

    Section complete.

    Section 2.............. ShamAsialand!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Something radical like retire from working.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Buy Irish bonds, invest in Anglo and give a hefty donation to Fianna Fail and their Trojan leader, Brian Cowen


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Buy boards and delete this thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,952 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Yacht, and sail the globe :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I'd build a house, travel the world and live comfortably for the rest of my life. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Depends on the size of the win.

    There is a large difference in 6 mil and 60 mil


    Eitherway there would be bo coke and hookers.

    I would invest, and as the second poster said -property would be the biggest area of investment


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.


  • Registered Users Posts: 689 ✭✭✭bennyob


    Ring 24 hour banking to ask for my balance.


  • Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    Quit my job, leave the country, and enjoy life until it runs out. Come back, get another job I hate and wait patiently for the cycle to start again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Be very surprised as I don't do the Lotto.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Stick it up my nose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    RobitTV wrote: »
    What would you do If you Won the Lottery?

    Hire a couple of high class hookers to fellate me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Elbow


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Hire a couple of high class hookers to fellate me.

    Lovely :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭bossa_nova


    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    what would i do beside two chicks at the same time?..

    I would relax, and sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    I would buy a pub, set up a little brewery in it and have my own brewpub. Assuming I won enough to not have to care about making a profit, It would be my own hobby and if I could actually make a proper business out of it then that would be a bonus :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I'd buy Ireland, and then sell it on to China at a huge profit.

    Launching pad for expansion into Europe, hello???


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Dave! wrote: »
    I'd buy Ireland, and then sell it on to China at a huge profit.

    Launching pad for expansion into Europe, hello???

    They are well ahead of you. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Id buy a fur coat, get a wad of 100 euro notes from the atm, and then skip merrily along beside a dole queue handing out the cash, while singing "Always look on the bright side of life"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Saruman wrote: »
    :eek: Absolute bastards :(

    Alright then two women at the same time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Kippure


    Give half to the Childrens hospital in crumlin. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I'd spend some of it on women, drink, drugs and fast cars. . . I'd squander the rest.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    If it were a big win I would first buy/build my dream home. Then I'd give each of my family members some money, donate a wad to charity, leave my job and get one I like more, and stick the rest in the bank.


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