Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

Who_owns_this?

I try to log onto the You Laugh You Lose thread for at least 3 minutes for every hour I spend in work. I missed a couple of weeks and am catching up now - and I do not get the two "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse" jokes.

I've heard similar on Family Guy (which is hilarious, but she does not look like a foot), and have come across it from other (mostly male) people.

It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy woman; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

Gunsfortoys

She is the definition of Nightmare.

mikom

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

She told you that she had a stable nearby and asked you to accompany her to that stable and take her from every angle...

Dirty mare.

Who_owns_this?

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy women; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.

Agent Smith

Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...

mailforkev

Neigh

OhThePenguin

I think the problem is; she looks like a horse!

MJ23

Poor Ferris Bewler, couldnt blame him for doing the dirty. The Dog

jesus_thats_gre

I agree OP. Us men don't have a clube when it comes to what makes the opposite sex attractive.

alwaysadub

I'm a girl, she looks like a horse, and i never got the attraction thing tbh.

yank_in_eire

She is a knock-kneed beast of burden with a face like a stud boar's bollocks.

zero19

Is the OP SJP???

Who_owns_this?

bluewolf wrote: »

She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.

Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!

Who_owns_this?

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!

Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure


Anyway, back to horseface...
edit: avatar tagline now being updated

Royal Irish

She is a bobfoc, body off baywatch face off crimewatch.

I'd shag her no problem, from behind of course so I wouldnt have to look at her face.

Rented Mule

Agent Smith wrote: »

Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...

Giddy up !!

cc-offe

Hey OP I'm a girl and while there were some episodes where I thought she looked absolutely beautiful, there were others where she looked hideous (in particular the whole short hair series)
She does have an amazing figure though I agree! My boyfriend thinks shes horrible though and could never see one nice thing about her and also hates her skinny legs (and i'm a size 6 myself so i know he likes slim girls). I think because she's a bit older now she can look very scrawny.

bazmaiden

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

I think beastiality is illegal OP

Who_owns_this?

God, this is going against me so far.

I may add a poll.

Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!

Who_owns_this?

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

God, this is going against me so far.

I may add a poll.

Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!

Oh I'm female btw, still not liking her

Sardonicat

As a female I would have to agree that SJP, on a good day, looks like a horse.

Now, I don't claim to be an oil-painting, and I don't think looks count for everything (or all that much to be honest) but I'm not being held up as some kind of template of beauty when I'm clearly not.

Sex in the City :rolleyes: "Four Vacuous Bitches and their Shoes" more like. Could never understand how so many women fell for the hype around that pile of tripe and saw it as some kind of inspirational life guide.

jmirl

I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo

Bueller

Separated at birth?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.styledash.com/media/2008/08/sjp-shoes-bettermen.jpg

http://curtinho.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ruud-van-nistelrooy.jpg


And for that reason, I truly am out

bonerm

I would definetly say yes to this offer and this would be the ideal soundtrack to my boinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Who_owns_this?

bluewolf wrote: »

Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure

No worries. I should proof-read before hitting submit but life's too short. My grammar is fine but my fingers are dyslexic sometimes.

Who_owns_this?

jmirl wrote: »

I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo

See, it's the opposite of this that made me want to start this thread. While I don't think she's ever going to win Best Looking Woman of the 90s, I don't understand the vilification that her look undergoes. There's way worse out there and I don't understand why she's getting all the insults.

jmirl

What if the red headed one said the same but promised no one would ever find out and throughout the act of lovemaking promised she wouldn't look at you, not even once. Who'd go for that arrangement

Insect Overlord

After several short hours on the "missing" list, Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Pattinson were found safe in two local chemists.

Of course, one of the first places to search for feet is in a pair of Boots.

johnn

If she approached me i'd be buying her breakfast............having ****ed her the night before. Where do they sell hay early in the morning?

How do you like your Hay, one bail or two?

TheZohanS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woJySMNWuf4

Brilliant!

hypersquirrel

As a woman myself I can say that I would not find her sexually attractive.

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

Which one is SJP?

Duggy747

Ewwww........send her off to the glue factory.

Naos

At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

/picks grass from ground
/extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off

Millicent

She was hot back in the days of Hocus Pocus :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt0tnVR9Dr8

(From 12 seconds)

and Ed Wood, back when she didn't look like she needed a good sandwich. Her uber skininess is, IME, a female standard of beauty, not men's. Women love her cos of her clothes in Sex and the City, when in fairness, she looked like a bag lady a lot of the time.

hypersquirrel

Naos wrote: »

At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

/picks grass from ground
/extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off

Gotta be careful offering a "carrot" though.

cc-offe

Also OP while many women see SJP as this ( couldn't get imageshack to work properly today so just replaced with links)

http://www.look.co.uk/pictures/sex-and-the-city-carrie-bradshaws-memorable-fashion-moments/carrie-bradshaw-wearing-a-flor-0

most men see her like this


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Nodin

I would 'ride' her, as they say.















(But only round the course at Cheltenham.)

Who_owns_this?

Ok - this thread is going against me.

But, SATC was a huge hit with SJP at it's helm.

Dunno - maybe we just identify with well dressed horses!?!? (Disguised as beautful women.)

Dudess

I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.

Who_owns_this?

cc-offe wrote: »

Also OP while many women see SJP as this

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most men see her like this


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Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??

Duggy747

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

But, SATC was a huge Shit with SJP at it's helm.

Yes, yes it was.

bonerm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??

Not the ones I look at.

cc-offe

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??

eh what? of course they can.....but i'm saying when a lot of female sex and the city watchers visualise her we picture her as beautiful but most men I know picture her as a scrawny horse.....hence why these comments about her being a horse always pop up. I'm sure if they ever saw these beautiful shots of her they would find her hot.

galwayrush

I have respect for my dick.....

MagicMarker

If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!

Who_owns_this?

Dudess wrote: »

I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.

I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good and behaving badly - when all this was done in making a show.

Millicent

MagicMarker wrote: »

If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!

Thank you for proving my point! :pac: Someone get that woman a lump of steak and some burgers and she'll be back on track in no time!

johnn

lol 99% of single men would do her if she approached them.

I thought the point of the thread was to cut the bull**** and answer truthfully!

its not exactly the ginger one of SATC we're talking about here! lol

OpenYourEyes

She's what we call a "double-bagger".........

Millicent

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good, with her personal attributes not being taken into account whatsoever.

In fairness, that's a double-edged sword. SatC was held up as some standard of beauty for women in the last decade and SJP courted it, and made a lot of money from it. She didn't shy away from it then.

People chose to hit back at her over-saturation in the market. It's fair game. If she's holding herself up as a style icon, she has to be prepared for the knocks that come with that.

rannerap

I'm a girl and even I think she looks like a foot to be fair, she's awful