Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

notonlybutalso

id shag her rotten from every angle under the sun. But i think most guys would agree, that doesnt make a girl good looking. I would also shag ur woman sinead off ireland a.m. with the same enthusiasm. Again that doesnt make her good looking.

Logical Fallacy

Dudess wrote: »

Personally I think Jamie Lee Curtis is quite horsey looking - "equine" to be nicer about it... :pac:

Now she does freak me out quite a bit i have to say, i still have nightmares from True Lies.

Earthhorse

Dudess wrote: »

I'm laughing along with the horse jokes...

Please...you're embarrassing me.

bnt

I still think some of you are confusing Sarah Jessica Parker with Carrie Bradshaw, Carrie, as written by Candace Bushnell and the series writers (and not by SJP), definitely had issues. She took advantage of her friends at times, and when it came to men ... hoo, boy. She really did a number on Aidan, for example, and was generally bitchy about men who didn't fit her fashion-victim sensibilities.

SJP, on the other hand, has a husband, and kids, and spends part of the year in a cottage in rural Donegal, eating bacon and eggs for breakfast and drinking Lyons tea. I mean, you have to give SJP some credit for allowing herself to be seen like this, for example. You could almost smell the cig ash in her hair. Where's the "hurl" smiley?

olgis

Have been told numerous times that I look like her, so that must mean I look like a horse and foot too!!:(

notonlybutalso

olgis wrote: »

Have been told numerous times that I look like her, so that must mean I look like a horse and foot too!!:(

You also could actally be better looking than her.

Logical Fallacy

bnt wrote: »

I still think some of you are confusing Sarah Jessica Parker with Carrie Bradshaw, Carrie, as written by Candace Bushnell and the series writers (and not by SJP), definitely had issues. She took advantage of her friends at times, and when it came to men ... hoo, boy. She really did a number on Aidan, for example, and was generally bitchy about men who didn't fit her fashion-victim sensibilities.

SJP, on the other hand, has a husband, and kids, and spends part of the year in a cottage in rural Donegal, eating bacon and eggs for breakfast and drinking Lyons tea. I mean, you have to give SJP some credit for allowing herself to be seen like this, for example. You could almost smell the cig ash in her hair. Where's the "hurl" smiley?

Nope, most of us are talking about her physical appearance.

Cheap Thrills!

SJP is ugly because her face is highly unsymmetrical.

She has small, close set eyes, a long masculine bumpy nose, fairly thin lips and a hard Bruce Forsyth chin.

Her body is skinny rather than slim and sinewy rather than soft.

Women and gay men may like her as she us an ugly person who made it but she is as far from attractive to heterosexual males as it is possible to be.

Ann22

I think the long hair parted in the middle just makes her face longer. If she'd a long layered fringe she'd look miles better, I also think getting her mole removed did a lot for her. She has the perfume 'Lovely', bit insulting that the slogan is 'lovely on the inside':(.

About SATC...What about your one with the short red hair who plays Miranda? She has teeny tiny little yellow teeth, and her in an American show full of white toothed people.... Disgraceful, that's what it is. Her sex scenes make me heave...And she's always shagging facing the camera on her knees with your man behind her and they're always all greasy. I can't eat my nighttime bowl of cornflakes in comfort watching the likes.

Talking about unsavoury shagging scenes, I don't particulary enjoy Samantha's ones either..Very explicit and yucky. She's always vigorously bouncing up and down on some man with her arms straight up in the air, making quare noises..it's not natural .and she's very mannishly shaped I think.

Bazzo

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

And, I still say that most guys would have sex with her if they had half a chance.

Well I'm sorry and I don't mean to be rude but you're clearly believing what you want to believe in spite of the evidence. About 90% of lads you ask will tell you that they wouldn't.

I, like most lads, wouldn't go near her with a barge poll, I think she looks horrendous.

Cheap Thrills!

Ann22 wrote: »

she's very mannishly shaped I think.

Her nipples face each other, it scares me.

They are all bush-pigs in fairness!

Gummy Panda

krudler wrote: »

Its a pity SJP gets all the press when Mary Louise Parker is sooooo much hotter than her, is in the better tv show too.

Yeah. She is very cute. Amazing eyes.

Mmmmmmmm....

inmyday

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Why do you feel bad for her? She's fine, rich and successful and all that jazz.

I sincerely doubt she worries that some people don't find her attractive, as not everyone is convinced the world needs to sit there and like them.

Yeah you are right, I doubt she worries if people find her attractive.
But come on, being called a horse must hurt alot, and is very hard to ignore. she is a middle aged women who has feelings.
What would you think if people were saying this type of stuff about your mother, your grandmother. doesnt matter how much money she earns or what her job is. She is a human being.

SugarHigh

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Her nipples face each other, it scares me.

They are all bush-pigs in fairness!

The posh one is definitely not a bush-pig.

Ghetto Cornetto

I just love the fact that in Ed Wood, she actually says the line "I don't look like a horse... do I?"

Sound.

Cheap Thrills!

SugarHigh wrote: »

The posh one is definitely not a bush-pig.

In fairness shes alright. The least offensive of a bad lot!

dr.bollocko

lol.

Nolanger

She's got a house in Donegal and could be reading this thread

Thomas828

Have you tried this site, http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

I've always preferred older women but Sarah Jessica Parker is an exception. I don't mind her looks, equine or not, but I could never fancy anyone who appears on "Sex and the City". I'm not interested in sex and I could never live in New York city.

mikom

Nolanger wrote: »

She's got a stable in Donegal and could be reading this thread

Fixed your post.

Dudess

Ann22 wrote: »

About SATC...What about your one with the short red hair who plays Miranda? She has teeny tiny little yellow teeth, and her in an American show full of white toothed people.... Disgraceful, that's what it is. Her sex scenes make me heave...And she's always shagging facing the camera on her knees with your man behind her and they're always all greasy. I can't eat my nighttime bowl of cornflakes in comfort watching the likes.

Thought you were taking the piss, but then...

Talking about unsavoury shagging scenes, I don't particulary enjoy Samantha's ones either..Very explicit and yucky. She's always vigorously bouncing up and down on some man with her arms straight up in the air, making quare noises..it's not natural .and she's very mannishly shaped I think.

Now I'm not so sure - maybe I'm just inferring seriousness though where there's irony? And lol at saying Samantha is mannish shaped.

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Her nipples face each other, it scares me.

They are all bush-pigs in fairness!

Yeah, I get freaked by the way she's missing an eyelash.
The above just looks like the female equivalent of that picture of the nerdy guy at his computer. I don't think any of the S&TC women are amazing - the most attractive one IMO is really pretty but not stunning, but "bush pigs"?, Trying to find tiny flaws to disgust you? Comes across as extremely petty tbh.

southsiderosie

inmyday wrote: »

What did she do to get this abuse off anyone? Why is she so hated? I feel so bad for her.

I think at the point when the series ended, she was seriously overexposed. And she had a big hand in the direction of the films, and they were awful. From what I read, she really could not understand why people hated the second movie so much. I think she bought into a lot of her own hype, and increasingly comes off as vapid and annoying. In other words, she is turning into Carrie (in terms of her public persona, anyway).

bnt wrote: »

I mean, you have to give SJP some credit for allowing herself to be seen like this, for example. You could almost smell the cig ash in her hair. Where's the "hurl" smiley?

That was from an episode on the show though, not something she actually sat for. When she does real photoshoots, she is usually in a $20,000 dress and heavily airbrushed.

Personally I don't think she is classically pretty, but she has beautiful eyes and can wear the **** out of clothes. That said, I think she is a perfect example of Catherine Denuve's old saying that when a woman ages, she can choose to keep her face or her ass, but not both (and SJP didn't have much of a face to start with).

Dudess

Hmmm... face or ass, face or ass. I'd have to go for my ass.

manta mad

not if i was paid !!!!!!!!!

sorry SJP ,, but no way ,turn of the telly or switch the channel everytime she,s on it !!!!!!!!!!

stovelid

Supposedly ugly woman; frequently ugly thread.

Wibbs

Dudess wrote: »

Hmmm... face or ass, face or ass. I'd have to go for my ass.

If that's an invitation?........

Dudess

I backed myself into that one... :pac:

MistyCheese

19 pages? This is still going on? Fair play to you all for having the patience.

And the coveted After Hours Troll of the Year Award goes to...

... Who_Owns_This for her SJP Thread!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Da Shins Kelly

She's no show pony, but she'd do for a ride around the garden.

Wibbs

Dudess wrote: »

I backed myself into that one... :pac:

Well... helllloooooo..... Ding Dong! (best heard in Leslie philips or Terry THomas voice)

johnn

notonlybutalso wrote: »

You also could actally be better looking than her.

lets be honest its unlikely she's better than a hollywood starlet...ugo!

candy-gal1

She has boobs............................................................................Thats about it methinks :P

bad2dabone

candy-gal1 wrote: »

She has boobs............................................................................

.....................like old fried eggs!

TheUsual

Wooooahhh .... nice Sarah ..... thats a good girl.


(the horse whisperer)