So, I think my friend is in love with me

BarryDoodles

true-or-false wrote: »

Aw come on, the girl told him she's in love with him before they've even shagged. I know this is a bit of an assumption, but it's highly likely she's the type of girl who'll take a ride as a marriage proposal. They'll do the deed, he'll be all "grand so", and while he's doing the walk of shame home, thinking about the big dirty fry he needs to cure his hangover, she'll be online looking at wedding rings. He'll never get rid of her, and if he does manage to, she'll probably act like he "took advantage" and make out like he's the root of all evil even though she'd probably still let him have another poke because she hopes it will make him love her. Ugh.

But yeah, just an assumption...

Too funny and Too true.

jd007

Redzer7 wrote: »

Whack her outta it OP.




Not with a shovel or any other object

Not even with his penis? :P

The Volt

Pics or gtfo

Insect Overlord

Feeky McGee's thread was better.

Super-Rush

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Feeky McGee's thread was better.

So was face kicker's.

Insect Overlord

super-rush wrote: »

So was face kicker's.

I wonder what face kicker would do if he was face with the OP's predicament..?

Mal-Adjusted

Confab wrote: »

No-one falls in love before doing the nasty. Except a 15-18 year old girl, that is.

hell, maybe she IS 15-18? checkmate.

on an aside, which one was it that wanted to ride his tutor a few months back? that was good.

okay, back on topic, what are the odds the OP is ball deep in her ladyship at this moment?

YouTalkinToMe

wow it must be great being friends with you

Royal Irish

Its the morning after and the party is over. The OP has just woken up, lying in bed naked with a semi, hoping to get a good morning blow job from the friend who said she loved him when she wakes. The OP realises she is not waking up anytime soon, and starts thinking things like, "I cant wait to tell the lads about this on boards" and "I wonder is she going to cook me something when she gets up, maybe a sausage sandwich". The OP lying in bed smiling, "yeah I'd love a sausage sandwich right now, but I think I'll hold out for the blow job".

The girl is lying there, pretending to be asleep, with thoughts running through her mind, like "why did I tell him I loved him" and "maybe if I just pretend to be asleep for hours he will leave".

Berty

Think about this response.

When you are touching the 30 mark and look backwards and those nice and young nubile girls......................................:D:D:D:D

You will think "damn, should have ridden as many as possible"(Even the FAT ONES)

So just fvcking do it!!!

AskMyChocolate

Amazotheamazing wrote: »

Just for future reference, ride her. She's an adult, she can take care of herself.

Many years ago I had the same issue (presumably with a different girl), I didn't ride her, I regret it now, after all it's just two adults having fun.

I have no idea what you're amazing at Amazo; but, I'll profer a bright shiny shilling that it has nothing to do with what goes on in the hearts of men or women.

triple-M

just lash her out of it ffs!shes a woman afterall,thats what shes on this planet for

iPlop

Sink the banana.

Mr Benevolent

Berty wrote: »

Think about this response.

When you are touching the 30 mark and look backwards and those nice and young nubile girls......................................:D:D:D:D

You will think "damn, should have ridden as many as possible"(Even the FAT ONES)

So just fvcking do it!!!

But you've a far better chance of getting the nubile ones when you're over 30.

Ledger

Dont do it man. From personal experience, it just makes it harder down the road. Believe me.

opinion guy

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I have no idea what you're amazing at Amazo; but, I'll profer a bright shiny shilling that it has nothing to do with what goes on in the hearts of men or women.

Wtf is this supposed to mean ?

poisonated

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I have no idea what you're amazing at Amazo; but, I'll profer a bright shiny shilling that it has nothing to do with what goes on in the hearts of men or women.

Sea Sharp

Don't do it, it's not nice.

Ronin247

Ledger wrote: »

Dont do it man. From personal experience, it just makes it harder down the road. Believe me.

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Don't do it, it's not nice.

P.I. ======>>>> thataway ya pair of virgins.This is A.H.


The answer is based on Scuid Mhór's question is she hot

Dr. Zeus

triple-M wrote: »

just lash her out of it ffs!shes a woman afterall,thats what shes on this planet for

Someone's not getting any

Catari Jaguar

triple-M wrote: »

just lash her out of it ffs!shes a woman afterall,thats what shes on this planet for

She'll be frothing at the gash!

biko

OP, so your friend says she is love with you and you go on an internet forum to ask if you should ride her?

My advice, leave her alone and don't have more female friends.

Noodleworm

I find its funny that no one assumes the girl might say no.

If she said she fancies him, that might imply she's willing

But specifically saying she loves him sounds more like she wants him as her boyfriend.

If the OP just plans to take advantage of her feelings, sleep with her, and then ignore her... its just kinda cruel.

Ledger

Ronin247 wrote: »

P.I. ======>>>> thataway ya pair of virgins.This is A.H.


The answer is based on Scuid Mhór's question is she hot

ok fair point. What i meant to say is get it into her. Dat better?

Erica<3

So what happened OP??

kowloon

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Look son, give her a good vigorous dunting up the nipsy and stop farting about.


You will know for sure in the morning.


Ok..... neeeeeeext

And I have found this weeks power phrase.

Gunsfortoys

true-or-false wrote: »

Aw come on, the girl told him she's in love with him before they've even shagged. I know this is a bit of an assumption, but it's highly likely she's the type of girl who'll take a ride as a marriage proposal. They'll do the deed, he'll be all "grand so", and while he's doing the walk of shame home, thinking about the big dirty fry he needs to cure his hangover, she'll be online looking at wedding rings. He'll never get rid of her, and if he does manage to, she'll probably act like he "took advantage" and make out like he's the root of all evil even though she'd probably still let him have another poke because she hopes it will make him love her. Ugh.

But yeah, just an assumption...

This. You are best to avoid.

Dean820

Alright, this is what happened. Wasn't sure if I would post it but sure here it goes. Met up at the party last night, it was our other friends party but we got sitting where there was loads of people we didn't know so we were kind of stuck with each other which felt a bit awkward at first for me. But after a couple of pints we settled in, and after a while I mentioned about last week and said in plain terms that I didn't want to be a bastard and didn't want a girlfriend. I said all the right stuff, like I valued her as a friend and I think she's a good laugh, which she is in fairness. So we both agreed to keep things the way they are. After a few more pints and at the end of the night, I got talking to her friend, I don't really know her but I'd seen her out. But anyways, she mentions that my friend likes me and would love to go out and all that. I explained what I said earlier again and hoped that be the end of it. But my friend's friend (this is getting complicated, should of invented names, lol) said my friend would be up for a **** buddy kinda deal. At first, I was like 'Hmm...', lmao. But soon went back to original idea of wanting to keep things they way they were. But here where things get ****ed up. My friend asked me to walk her home (as I often do after a night out, wouldn't like to see her getting attacked), and I end up having a few sausages she makes and having a few more drinks.

Last thing I remember before my memory goes is Black Eye Pea's song 'Where is the Love?' playing on a loop. She must have set it on a loop, god only knows. I woke up this morning, head a little sore...and yep sure enough she was in the bed beside me with a wet condom beside her head. Thoughts running through my head were '****!', '****!' and 'Where is the love, y'all.'. The song was still looping outside in the sitting room, lmao. Tbh, I don't even know how I even got it up, I was fairly drunk.

It was a bit awkward again when she woke up and she made me a few rashers. We had a bit of a talk over the breakfast and decided to not rush into things and talk again in the next few days, meet up or something. I thought that was the best thing to do really. It all seems a bit mad but there ya go.

-Corkie-

So both of ye got sausages.... Good stuff..

King Felix

Alright, this is what happened. Wasn't sure if I would post it but sure here it goes. Met up at the party last night, it was our other friends party but we got sitting where there was loads of people we didn't know so we were kind of stuck with each other which felt a bit awkward at first for me. But after a couple of pints we settled in, and after a while I mentioned about last week and said in plain terms that I didn't want to be a bastard and didn't want a girlfriend. I said all the right stuff, like I valued her as a friend and I think she's a good laugh, which she is in fairness. So we both agreed to keep things the way they are. After a few more pints and at the end of the night, I got talking to her friend, I don't really know her but I'd seen her out. But anyways, she mentions that my friend likes me and would love to go out and all that. I explained what I said earlier again and hoped that be the end of it. But my friend's friend (this is getting complicated, should of invented names, lol) said my friend would be up for a **** buddy kinda deal. At first, I was like 'Hmm...', lmao. But soon went back to original idea of wanting to keep things they way they were. But here where things get ****ed up. My friend asked me to walk her home (as I often do after a night out, wouldn't like to see her getting attacked), and I end up having a few sausages she makes and having a few more drinks.

Last thing I remember before my memory goes is Black Eye Pea's song 'Where is the Love?' playing on a loop. She must have set it on a loop, god only knows. I woke up this morning, head a little sore...and yep sure enough she was in the bed beside me with a wet condom beside her head. Thoughts running through my head were '****!', '****!' and 'Where is the love, y'all.'. The song was still looping outside in the sitting room, lmao. Tbh, I don't even know how I even got it up, I was fairly drunk.

It was a bit awkward again when she woke up and she made me a few rashers. We had a bit of a talk over the breakfast and decided to not rush into things and talk again in the next few days, meet up or something. I thought that was the best thing to do really. It all seems a bit mad but there ya go.

:pac:

I know there's no names or pics, but surely Ireland's too small for this type of thing.

opinion guy

Ah. And so begins another typical Irish romantic love story.........memory blanks, wet condoms and rashers for breakfast......

dezzyd

With this much detail....... how do you know she is not actually on boards reading this right now????

Dean820

dezzyd wrote: »

With this much detail....... how do you know she is not actually on boards reading this right now????

Well, considering she doesn't know how to turn on a computer, chances are low.

Jaxxy

Dean820 wrote: »

Well, considering she doesn't know how to turn on a computer, chances are low.

None of her mates know how to either, huh? :pac:

Son Of A Vidic

How can someone not remember having sex? That's virtually impossible ffs. You were either conscious therefore you would remember, or you were unconscious and would not. But if you were the latter, then nothing would 'work'. What's a wet condom btw? Was someone stirring an oul cup of tea with it or what? I've heard of a used condom but a wet one - well that's a first.

alwaysadub

medicman2009 wrote: »

How can someone not remember having sex? That's virtually impossible ffs. You were either conscious therefore you would remember, or you were unconscious and would not. But if you were the latter, then nothing would 'work'. What's a wet condom btw? Was someone stirring an oul cup of tea with it or what? I've heard of a used condom but a wet one - well that's a first.

Seen as it was up by her head,maybe she was chewing on it in her sleep.

You might not have shagged her at all OP- she might just like chewing on condoms in the night.

dezzyd

Dean820 wrote: »

Well, considering she doesn't know how to turn on a computer, chances are low.

Hope for your sake she doesn't - Whatever about a relationship with this girl, your friendship will be over.

knird evol

Any minute now someones gonna post 'i call shenanigans'. then someone else is going to speculate that dean is probably 14 and hasn't left his house since late july.

mcdoogle

knird evol wrote: »

Any minute now someones gonna post 'i call shenanigans'. then someone else is going to speculate that dean is probably 14 and hasn't left his house since late july.

That's not possible - he's obviously been to school or social services would have called round!

Jazzy

Ian Beale wrote: »

Oh how Brummytom wishes he was you right now

is he the guy that wants the whole world to know hes a virgin?

opinion guy

medicman2009 wrote: »

How can someone not remember having sex? That's virtually impossible ffs. You were either conscious therefore you would remember, or you were unconscious and would not. But if you were the latter, then nothing would 'work'. What's a wet condom btw? Was someone stirring an oul cup of tea with it or what? I've heard of a used condom but a wet one - well that's a first.

Oh does it matter ? This was always just a vanity/bragging thread anyways....

Gunsfortoys

Sounds like the girl OP is referring to slipped a roofie into his sausages.

orourkeda

If you like her back the question is why haven't you banged her already?

Dr. Zeus

OP,

If you have to come on boards and ask if you should have sex with someone you are probably not mature enough to be having sex in the first place.

And seriously to then come on and say you don't remember and go into massive details about what happened privately between two people.

Seriously I hope you are still a teenager and don't know any better. Have some respect for yourself and for others!

mikemac

OP, if you wanted an answer you would have posted this in personal issues forum

The fact you posted here shows you are messing, joking or bragging. And maybe all three

Bonito

Dean820 wrote: »

Alright, this is what happened. Wasn't sure if I would post it but sure here it goes. Met up at the party last night, it was our other friends party but we got sitting where there was loads of people we didn't know so we were kind of stuck with each other which felt a bit awkward at first for me. But after a couple of pints we settled in, and after a while I mentioned about last week and said in plain terms that I didn't want to be a bastard and didn't want a girlfriend. I said all the right stuff, like I valued her as a friend and I think she's a good laugh, which she is in fairness. So we both agreed to keep things the way they are. After a few more pints and at the end of the night, I got talking to her friend, I don't really know her but I'd seen her out. But anyways, she mentions that my friend likes me and would love to go out and all that. I explained what I said earlier again and hoped that be the end of it. But my friend's friend (this is getting complicated, should of invented names, lol) said my friend would be up for a **** buddy kinda deal. At first, I was like 'Hmm...', lmao. But soon went back to original idea of wanting to keep things they way they were. But here where things get ****ed up. My friend asked me to walk her home (as I often do after a night out, wouldn't like to see her getting attacked), and I end up having a few sausages she makes and having a few more drinks.

Last thing I remember before my memory goes is Black Eye Pea's song 'Where is the Love?' playing on a loop. She must have set it on a loop, god only knows. I woke up this morning, head a little sore...and yep sure enough she was in the bed beside me with a wet condom beside her head. Thoughts running through my head were '****!', '****!' and 'Where is the love, y'all.'. The song was still looping outside in the sitting room, lmao. Tbh, I don't even know how I even got it up, I was fairly drunk.

It was a bit awkward again when she woke up and she made me a few rashers. We had a bit of a talk over the breakfast and decided to not rush into things and talk again in the next few days, meet up or something. I thought that was the best thing to do really. It all seems a bit mad but there ya go.

Congrats, you're going to be a daddy.

opinion guy wrote: »

Ah. And so begins another typical Irish romantic love story.........memory blanks, wet condoms and rashers for breakfast......

And some streaky bacon during the night.

knird evol wrote: »

Any minute now someones gonna post 'i call shenanigans'. then someone else is going to speculate that dean is probably 14 and hasn't left his house since late july.

Tut, late July. Dean does have to go to school yano.

Jazzy wrote: »

is he the guy that wants the whole world to know hes a virgin?

Note to self, the whole world is on boards. Must. Be. Careful.

questionmark?

OP congrats on choosing After Hours looking for advice. It makes me think you wouldn't even know where to put it if you got the chance with her!

Dean820

feelingstressed wrote: »

The fact you posted here shows you are messing, joking or bragging. And maybe all three

If this doesn't get me into AH's Legendary threads, I don't know what will.

Royal Irish

OP marry the girl. Sausages and a ride!! You hit the jackpot with this one.

alwaysadub

Dean820 wrote: »

If this doesn't get me into AH's Legendary threads, I don't know what will.

Never gonna happen!