So, I think my friend is in love with me

Bonito

Dean820 wrote: »

If this doesn't get me into AH's Legendary threads, I don't know what will.

I know what would have....

Dean820 wrote:

OK lads so here's what happened. We met up at the party, had a chat, couple of drinks, were having a good laugh. Went in to a lull so I pipped up that little subject of when she said she loved me but before I could finish she had a finger on my lips telling me to shush and her other hand was slowly crawling up my leg!

She gave me those "I'm going to fúck your brains out" eyes and she had me from there lads, I felt like a kid in a sweet shop. As the night went on we started to dance. A bit awkward at 1st but we eventually found our groove. She was grindin' the cawk off and I even got to drop the hand for a few seconds and a bit of boob gropeage.

When it was time to leave I was going to head off home when she called me back to ask if I was gonna tuck her in, feckin right I was! When we got back to hers she cooked us up some sausage and we had a couple more drinks. When we finished up she walked 'round the table, put her hand in my lap and whispered "I still want one more sausage."

She had me, my heart was going like a train and I could barely breathe. She started to kiss me an slowly work her way down, undoing my shirt buttons with her teeth. It was amazing, I felt myself gettin' close before she even started, I was literally gonna jizz my pants! I shook ot off, I couldn't feck this up, I had to last 'til she at least started the Chilean Miner.

She gets down to my trousers and starts popping the buttons and reaches in to my boxers. Then she suddenly stops and I hear a snigger. I look down and she looks back up at me in hysterics of laughter and says "When I said I wanted a sausage, I didn't mean a cocktail."

:(:(:(:(

upandcumming

We'll chat you around the end of June start of July OP.

mikemac

Dean820 wrote: »

If this doesn't get me into AH's Legendary threads, I don't know what will.

You sir, are no Feeky Magee

Scuid Mhór

Dean820 wrote: »

If this doesn't get me into AH's Legendary threads, I don't know what will.

you wrote this fantastic piece of fiction just to get into the legendary threads index?

just when i thought i'd seen it all...

Dord

I call shenanigans! OP needs to grow up... and stop making up stupid stories. :rolleyes:

dezzyd

Dord wrote: »

I call shenanigans! OP needs to grow up... and stop making up stupid stories. :rolleyes:

Agree.........unless OP can provide proof () in some way
which I doubt

Son Of A Vidic

opinion guy wrote: »

Oh does it matter ? This was always just a vanity/bragging thread anyways....

Why would you think it matters? I was just pointing out the ridiculous.

Mankyspuds

What sort of a dizzy braindead clown:pac: would come onto a public FORUM:eek: and talk about this kinda shít. :D

If it is true, you better pray that she does not find out about this, I hope for your sake that she is not Russian and has 3 older brothers:eek::eek::eek: who all served in the Spesnaz and are insanely overprotective of her.

Richard Noggin

I find it strange that he goes into great detail about the party and eating sausages with his friend but cannot seem remember shaggin his friend which was what the whole night was all about. :rolleyes:

opinion guy

medicman2009 wrote: »

Why would you think it matters? I was just pointing out the ridiculous.

Oh I didn't really think it mattered - its was just a convenient mechanism for me to point out the pathetic.

dezzyd

Richard Noggin wrote: »

I find it strange that he goes into great detail about the party and eating sausages with his friend but cannot seem remember shaggin his friend which was what the whole night was all about. :rolleyes:

And I repeat, who is to say she is not reading this right now
if she exists

Sardonicat

dezzyd wrote: »

And I repeat, who is to say she is not reading this right now
if she exists

The wonderful thing about imaginary folk is that they are very forgiving (and durty).

dezzyd

Sardonicat wrote: »

The wonderful thing about imaginary folk is that they are very forgiving (and durty).

:pac: my imaginary people are very dirty. But they do like their rashers and sausages. B'stards, there is a recession at the moment ya know!

Sardonicat

dezzyd wrote: »

:pac: my imaginary people are very dirty. But they do like their rashers and sausages. B'stards, there is a recession at the moment ya know!

I am your imaginary person Dezzyd . You are the only person who can see this post.

Now, where's me sausage?

dezzyd

Sardonicat wrote: »

I am your imaginary person Dezzyd . You are the only person who can see this post.

Now, where's me sausage?

My imagination has gone into overdrive, kinda like OP realy

bleg

This is hilarious.

brummytom

Jazzy wrote: »

is he the guy that wants the whole world to know hes a virgin?

No, he's not.






This post was brought to you by Tom the Virgin

Feeona

Jesus give the OP a break. There's almost a collective sigh of relief in this thread that there are other people besides themselves who aren't getting any.

jimthemental

I know I'm new on this but the thread is useless, just close it. He's just trying to be Feeky

brummytom

jimthemental wrote: »

I know I'm new on this but the thread is useless, just close it. He's just trying to be Feeky

Feeky's overrated tbh

johnn

What OP should have done was Ride her then tell her to "Get your stuff and get out!" so she gets no mixed signals that you wanted anything other than the ride.

Then lie there in the nip on on your bed with hands behind your head and a smug grin on your face as she puts her clothes back on completely humiliated

Dr. Zeus

johnn wrote: »

What OP should have done was Ride her then tell her to "Get your stuff and get out!" so she gets no mixed signals that you wanted anything other than the ride.

Then lie there in the nip on on your bed with hands behind your head and a smug grin on your face as she puts her clothes back on completely humiliated

Wow you're such a ledge I so want to be in your gang. Humiliating others is such fun.

Seriously get over yourself dude. That bitterness will eat you all up.

FruitLover

Fittle wrote: »

She deserves better:rolleyes:

How do you know?

You've probably never met her; she could be a total spa or cockmonster.

johnn

Dr. Zeus wrote: »

Wow you're such a ledge I so want to be in your gang. Humiliating others is such fun.

Seriously get over yourself dude. That bitterness will eat you all up.

There are currently no vacancies in my gang, i've actually too many mates, i can see why you think i'm a ledge though man, cheers

fakearms123

OP don't forget to bring your wellies because your going to be need deep in clunge!

sensibleken

Basically if your ride her after she said she loves you and you dont reciprocate then you're a scumbag.

Ledger

brummytom wrote: »

Feeky's overrated tbh

Take it back!!!



NOW!

mikerowsopht

just lob it in boss

and none of that fancy stuff

kilkenny_kid

Why didn't you jizz her arse?

Amazotheamazing

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I have no idea what you're amazing at Amazo; but, I'll profer a bright shiny shilling that it has nothing to do with what goes on in the hearts of men or women.

Can I really have a shilling if I show you I do know what goes on in the hearts of men or women? What test do you have in mind?

Anyhow, it's just sex, between adults.

She's an adult, she doesn't need to be protected from herself, if she wants to have sex with the OP then who are we to care? I've been in the situation and made too big a thing out of what was just sex. People need to stop seeing adult women as some sort of delicate flower that must be protected from the world.

From what I can see the OP has been honest with her and if she's still on for it then he should (and seemingly did) go for it.

Mal-Adjusted

so OP, basically, you're saying she drugged the sausages then raped you?

riiiiiiiight

curlzy

Tender Hoop wrote: »

kick her back door in.

Did someone do this to you, hence the username?:D

mikemac

This thread still going?

OP should have been banned for lying in my opinion
The entire thread is a fake and the OP admitted to it

Dean820

feelingstressed wrote: »

This thread still going?

OP should have been banned for lying in my opinion
The entire thread is a fake and the OP admitted to it

Well, actually the opening post is very much true. I did however lie about the whole sausage, condom and 'Where is the love' thing because I thought it was funny. It was childish. I apologise.

*If I'm banned I'm coming to your house, yo. (makes gun gesture)

* = Another joke. Please don't ban me.

mikemac

You're a poor imitation of Feeky Magee

Dean820

feelingstressed wrote: »

You're a poor imitation of Feeky Magee

Never heard of him but he must rule. Y'know because he's like me. :cool:

Ledger

OP should be banned.