Its time to honour Bertie

Johnny Murphy FF

I mean come on now, if you presided over

(1) an economic boom
(2) created the GFA and
(3) improved Irelands place in the world.

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

Darsad

Ha Ha cant see too many taking the bait on this one !:)

Avns1s

I didnt know we had a comedy forum!! :rolleyes:

round tower huntsman

johnny murphy ff is a pisstake on the usual sheep like follower of ff......he's having a laugh. you made me chuckle,well done.

Doom

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

I mean come on now, if you presided over

(1) an economic boom
(2) created the GFA and
(3) improved Irelands place in the world.

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

Sure hasn't he a few sterling he got on the horses.....:rolleyes:

ronkmonster

Bertie Ahern Prison?

yoshytoshy

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news ,but you should emmigrate.


Fianna fail has also balls up the health service.:(

Johnny Murphy FF

ronkmonster wrote: »

Bertie Ahern Prison?

Right I can see were your coming from, Bertie done much for the justice system and for cleaning up crime around the place, so yes that might be an apt option.

Bertie Ahern Prison, a metaphor for Bertie putting the criminals in their place, I like it.

round tower huntsman

how about a sports stadium, we could call it the bertie bowl!

ronkmonster

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

Right I can see were your coming from, Bertie done much for the justice system and for cleaning up crime around the place, so yes that might be an apt option.

Bertie Ahern Prison, a metaphor for Bertie putting the criminals in their place, I like it.

Eh, yeah that's what i meant

Liam Byrne

Lads, the ignore button is there for a reason.

Johnny Murphy FF

round tower huntsman wrote: »

how about a sports stadium, we could call it the bertie bowl!

Another interesting suggestion, thank you people this thread is throwing up all sorts of interesting suggestions and posibilities. Much appreciated, thanks.

The Raven.

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

Yes that has got to change!


The Teflon Taoiseach Frying Pan.

caseyann

Bertie didnt create the boom of anything,except the boom sound of the country crashing around ears of the people.

west101

did you see the clown bertie on the news of the world ad, hes really having a laugh at us now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEupW8oc87A

mikemac

west101 wrote: »

hes really having a laugh at us now.

He has been with that paper for over a year now

Johnny Murphy FF

feelingstressed wrote: »

He has been with that paper for over a year now

Can we please stay on topic?

joolsveer

Bertie Ahern and Prison seem to go together.

I saw some grafitti once "prison is where big criminals put little criminals".

Johnny Murphy FF

joolsveer wrote: »

Bertie Ahern and Prison seem to go together.

Indeed, justice for the week and unprotected in putting away the street criminals. Too right jools, too right.

mikemac

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

Can we please stay on topic?

And you quote me?
All I did was is state a fact. Leave the control to the mods or report my post.

Anyway, if they ever open the prison at Thornton Hall we have know what it can be renamed to

Seth Brundle

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

I mean come on now, if you presided over

(1) an economic boom
(2) created the GFA and
(3) improved Irelands place in the world.

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

(1) no he didn't
(2) no he didn't, he was one of many involved
(3) yes, we are so highly respected now

You are right though, Bertie hasn't got one good thing to his name and that includes a C2 cert!

Avns1s

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

Can we please stay on topic?

Mod status now have we??? :rolleyes:

ballsymchugh

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

I mean come on now, if you presided over

(1) an economic boom
(2) created the GFA and
(3) improved Irelands place in the world.

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

not even a tax clearance certificate. now stop starting these pathetic threads. are you nicky byrne or something?

yoshytoshy

Passive aggressiveness can only last so long.

Just aswell we don't sell guns here.

thebaldsoprano

The Raven. wrote: »

Yes that has got to change!


The Teflon Taoiseach Frying Pan.

I like this idea. While we mightn't be able to afford a building to name after him, we could bring out a Bertie household goods range. The Government could get involved and create a new household goods bubble for us all to invest in, so we can get the economy going again.

Here's the storage mattress - for keeping money under when you've won a few quid on the horses.

Het-Field

Why are posters validating the OP. He is a lackey of one of the two major parties of the state intent on causing trouble. Ignore him, and he will go away.

Het-Field

Why are posters validating the OP ? He is a lackey of one of the two major parties of the state intent on causing trouble. Ignore him, and he will go away.

Brussels Sprout

How about The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Oh wait....

Shea O'Meara

feelingstressed wrote: »

He has been with that paper for over a year now

"Freddy Starr Bertie Ate My Hamster Future!";)

Blackhorse Slim

When Bertie put forward the "Bertie Bowl" I didn't realise the intention was to flush the country down it.

Blackhorse Slim

Brussels Sprout wrote: »

How about The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Oh wait....

or the Bertie Award for Legendary Leadership in Securing Unending Prosperity?









or the BALLSUP

Awful_Bliss

OP, you have to be taking the p!ss. But I'd put a few letters after his name like RIP (after I've thumped his head off a wall)

_Whimsical_

Even Bertie seems to have gotten over the possibility that there might be any chance of future respectability for him.

Proof :



Watch out for him in a cupboard near you!

This is from his new advert for the News of the World in case anyone hasn't already seen it.

Fentdog84

Well if they can put a statue to a liar & a thief he should definitley get one..

The Volt

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Even Bertie seems to have gotten over the possibility that there might be any chance of future respectability for him.

Proof :



Watch out for him in a cupboard near you!

This is from his new advert for the News of the World in case anyone hasn't already seen it.

I bet he's put all of the poor lady's custard creams into his back pocket and is planning to sneak out at the perfect opportunity.

Cunning Alias

Im a noob as far as the Politics forum goes.

Im taking it that trolling is allowed then......

Johnny Murphy FF

Fentdog84 wrote: »

Well if they can put a statue to a liar & a thief he should definitley get one..

Thats a damn like, Bertie was a good man, not a liar and a thief. Typical anti-FF nonsense!

Permabear

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Johnny Murphy FF

donegalfella wrote: »

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Why not, sure dont we all have a flutter and win now and then? Dont begrudge the man that!

Seth Brundle

@ Johnny Murphy FF:
take your pick but I reckon they all apply

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Seth Brundle

mhtc wrote: »

I think Johnny Murphy FF is dead right, there should be something set in stone, say a huge plaque that highlighted ALL the lies and corruption, lest anybody forget what Bertie Ahern was really like.

Hmm, I'd like to see his shoes set in stone and then dropped off O'Connell bridge
http://photoshopcontest.com/images/fullsize/344513095780d61c90c0f1f6134b631d157a65662365710.jpg

Biggins

Avns1s wrote: »

Mod status now have we??? :rolleyes:

FF... Wadda expect!

Delusions of grandeur.

The Raven.

kbannon wrote: »

You are right though, Bertie hasn't got one good thing to his name and that includes a C2 cert!

Or an accountant's degree.

I noticed that he stated on the Dobson interview 'You know I'm an accountant' :rolleyes:!

Logical Fallacy

Johnny Murphy FF wrote: »

I mean come on now, if you presided over

(1) an economic boom
(2) created the GFA and
(3) improved Irelands place in the world.

wouldn't you expect something? There are streets, parks and monuments around the country named after people nobody has ever heard of, or unimportant people, yet Bertie hasnt got one thing to his name. This has to change, and as a FF man i'm getting sick of it!!!

Good stuff, the rest of the country is getting sick of Fianna Fail men.

I say we dedicate a toilet in McDonald's on Grafton to him,even going so far as to weld a stainless steel carving of his mug to the bottom of the bowl, so every time i duck in for a Mc**** i can enjoy the irony of ****ting on a politician for once.

Micky Dolenz

No, just no