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  • 04-10-2010 9:53am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    A worried Priest with a small white lump on his penis goes to the Doctors.

    The Doctor gets a pair of tweezers and picks up the lump and examines it.

    He turns to the anxious Priest and says.....

    "Nothing to worry about it's only a milk tooth"
    ___________________________________________

    Doctor, Lawyer and a Priest on a sinking ship.

    "Save the kids!" yells the Doctor.

    "Fook the kids!" yells the Lawyer.

    "Do we have time?" asks the Priest.
    ___________________________________________

    The wife just rang to say Gavin from Auto Glass has just been and injected his resin into her crack.

    I'm not normally suspicious, but I've got the car.
    ___________________________________________

    How unusual to see a team ending in 'Pool' win at Anfield.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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