Dental plan!

talla10

Rev Lovejoy: A gentle visitor came down from the heavens, died only to come back back to life again. And that mans name was.... E.T. The extra terrestrial. I love that little guy!!

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Snake: Wallet inspector

Nerds hand over wallets : I think everything appears to be in order.

Snake: I can't believe that actually works!

Homer: that's not the wallet inspector!!

Nerdkiller1991

talla10 wrote: »

Snake: Wallet inspector

Nerds hand over wallets : I think everything appears to be in order.

Snake: I can't believe that actually works!

Homer: that's not the wallet inspector!!

"Mrs. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds."

"Oh, for the love of..."

corblimey

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Mrs. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds."

"Oh, for the love of..."

Yay, Homer goes to College, a high point for me.

Bart: Well, Pop, what are you gonna do?
Homer: Something I should have done a long time ago!
...
Marge: You don't know, do you?
Homer: No ma'am

Mr. Burns: Remember, your job depends on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing... (ominously) You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon
Smithers: Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment

I could go on.

Nerdkiller1991

corblimey wrote: »

Yay, Homer goes to College, a high point for me.

Bart: Well, Pop, what are you gonna do?
Homer: Something I should have done a long time ago!
...
Marge: You don't know, do you?
Homer: No ma'am

Mr. Burns: Remember, your job depends on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing... (ominously) You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon
Smithers: Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment

I could go on.

And the creme de la creme...

"OK, guys. Push him out of the way in exactly three seconds."

"Should we correct for wind resistance?"

"Hmm, possibly. What do you think?"

*Homer hits the dean with car*

"Oh, my."

Colmustard

I am going to the dentist tomorrow.

I am glad there is a thread to express my reticence, gawd i hate them.

talla10

Professor: I am pleased to see all these fresh smiling faces looking up at me but as they say out with the old, in with the neucleous.

Everybody laughs but Homer

Professor: Now where was I...

Homer: HA!! He dropped his notes!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Riddle101

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We dooooo, we doooooo!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We dooo, we dooo!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?
We dooooooo, we dooooooooo!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!!!

Brussels Sprout

Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

talla10

Cayman Islands Guy; No I'm sorry but i can't divulge any information about that customers secret illegal account....OH Crap!! I shouldn't have said he was a customer!!...Oh Crap!!! I shouldnt have said it was a secret!! And i certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal...... Ah it's too hot today!

homemadecider

Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?

Grandpa: I sure hope so...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Welcome back to grade school challenge! Now, what the capital of North Dakota is named after what German leader?"

Homer - "Hitler!"

James Forde

Dental plan episode is on channel 4 now

talla10

James Forde wrote: »

Dental plan episode is on channel 4 now

Hmmm.. Organized Crime...

Omackeral

From the previously banned episode The Cartridge Family

Marge: Homer I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table.

Homer: You said the breakfast table.

Marge: IT'S THE SAME TABLE!

DazMarz

"Hey, yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for hunting dangerous or delicious animals and for keeping the King of England outta your face!"

Riddle101

Sorry about the quality, it was the only clip I could find that had the scene.

P.S Michael Jackson voiced the character but did not sing the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alTfC-L2W1c

Father Damo

Granpa getting paid for Bart and Lisa writing Itchy and Scratchy scripts

Bart "Did'nt you wonder why you were getting cheques for doing absoloutely nothing?"

Granpa "I figured it was because the Democrats are in power again!" :pac:

Aenaes

After it's revealed Maggie shot Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: "Officers, arrest the baby."
Chief Wiggum: "Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world is going to convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas."

corblimey

I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock... market... guy

viper006

Homer goes to college.

Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
Homer: D'oh!

JohnMarston

Welcome to the internet my friend! How may i help you?

Welsh Megaman

Aenaes wrote: »

After it's revealed Maggie shot Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: "Officers, arrest the baby."
Chief Wiggum: "Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world is going to convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas."

Dr. Hibbert: Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery...can you?

*points to camera which pulls back to reveal he's pointing to Wiggum*

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I mean...it's my job, right?

TheBunk1

Homer Simpson: [reading an envelope in his mailbox] "Flancrest Enterprizses"?
Ned Flanders: Oops. That's for me. Flancrest Enterprises is my home business,
Homer Simpson: You liar! You don't have a home business! Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned Flanders: No, it's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
Homer Simpson: Internet, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yes, indeedy. Making some good scratch too.
Homer Simpson: Scratch, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yep.
Homer Simpson: Maude, eh?

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Il Trap

Best lines ever....

Homer: What the hell are you doing?
Lisa: Practicing Tennis!
Homer: That's Tennis? Oh... then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
Bart: Foxy Boxing?
Homer: YEAH!...that's what I wanted!

derfderf

Father Damo wrote: »

Granpa getting paid for Bart and Lisa writing Itchy and Scratchy scripts

Bart "Did'nt you wonder why you were getting cheques for doing absoloutely nothing?"

Granpa "I figured it was because the Democrats are in power again!" :pac:

Another similar grandpa quote:

Bart: Grandpa, where did you get all that money?

Abe: The Government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss
one payment, I'll raise HELL

derfderf

"Smithers, I'm home!"
*laughter*
"What? Already?"
*less laughter*
"Yes."
*laughter*
"Is it my imagination or is tv getting worse?"
"Eh, it's about the same.. Uh oh look out Smithers"
*crashing*
"Ah, i love this show.."

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0Vw

Oh, how prophetic.

talla10

Man: Well I'll be honest Mr Simpson I need an African elephant and I need one today but this just isn't what I'm looking for.

Homer: what the hell ya talking about ? It's an elephant isn't it.

Man: Well it is and it isn't. If you know what I mean.

Homer: He likes peanuts.

DazMarz

Lisa: Wake up, Dad! There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!
Homer: WOO-HOO!
Bart: And our portable TV!
Homer: D'oh!!!

AlmightyCushion

From the sexual harassment episode.

Kent Brockman: Now, here are some results from our phone-in poll: 95% of people believe Homer Simpson is guilty. Of course, this is just a television poll which is not legally binding. Unless proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.