Dental plan!

Father Damo

Orim wrote: »

Works on contingency?

No, money down!

Oops, I should probably get rid of that Bar Association logo too.

gimmick

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

3,439 posts too late, Slurms.

Oh I know, I just felt compelled to say it again!

Anyway

Gentlemen, to evil

http://i.imgur.com/S05s3.png

Nerdkiller1991

"Oooh, I wanna be John Elway!"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XDb13AsVID8/Ty7vaxEYvII/AAAAAAAADGI/gtWKlBwZ2ok/s1600/capefeare.jpg

"Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's patented last second magic, the final score of Super Bowl XXX, Denver: 7, San Francisco: 56."

the purple tin

Homer: HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywherebecausethere couldbesomepoisongasImeanthere'sreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybody'sgoingtobedeadespeciallyme!!!

Man: Arghh! [speeds off]

wnolan1992

the purple tin wrote: »

Homer: HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywherebecausethere couldbesomepoisongasImeanthere'sreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybody'sgoingtobedeadespeciallyme!!!

Man: Arghh! [speeds off]

Bart: I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of poison ga- *stifled by Marge*.

D_D

Man on TV: "It's 11 O'Clock, do YOU know where your children are?"

Homer: "I told you last night, NO!"

Orim

D_D wrote: »

Man on TV: "It's 11 O'Clock, do YOU know where your children are?"

Homer: "I told you last night, NO!"

Homer: Where is Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

wnolan1992

Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed... and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to...

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

.Henry Sellers.

When Homer,Moe and Barney are rescued by John Waters from Reindeer,

Barney: Is it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man? Sir?
Moe : I'll do anything you say! Anything!

Valentina

Adam West: And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Orim

Valentina wrote: »

Adam West: And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

corblimey

You may purchase this charming Hamburglar Adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is 'fries'.

talla10

I'm Lionel Hutz and i'm filing a class action lawsuit against the director on behalf of everyone who didnt get a part. And i also play Steve!

talla10

talla10 wrote: »

Kent Brockman; Ladies & Gentlemen what we have seen speaks for itself. The space shuttle has been overrun, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant ants. At this vantage point it's unclear wether they will destroy the earth or merely enslave humanity to toil in their underground mazes but one thing is certain; the ants will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords & remind them that as a prominent celebrity I can be useful in rounding up the masses in assiociation with KBBL broadcasting!

alkymalky wrote: »

Sugar caves, its round them up to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Kent Brockman: The spacecraft has apparently been taken over "conquered" if you will by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Hey, pal, thats my head up there next to the pepper steak and don't you forget it!!

im invisible

I was saying Boo-urns!

SoulTrader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqQrkzZu148

corblimey

Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

corblimey

Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

JohnMarston

gregers85

No Beer and No TV make homer something something......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE

dgt

Customs: Portugese Fausto!

Fausto: Yi-yo-yo!

Nerdkiller1991

"Homer, we're going to my sister's. Remember, pick up Bart."

"I'm on my way!"

http://i.imgur.com/aLrFi.jpg

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgp6oaIPIJw

corblimey

Bart: I was sitting there!
Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there!
Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug.

JohnMarston

Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
I]throws them out the door[/I
Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: I]chuckles[/I Yes, once.

the purple tin

Lisa: It's not fair. I'm the best student in school, how come I didn't hear about this competition.

Bart: Maybe it's because you are as we say in latin a Dorkus Malorkus.

Voodoomelon

Burn that seat.

Valentina

Homer: So then his wife comes through the door!

Bart: So?

Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Well, she was! And then, she hit him in the head with a golf-club!

Bart: And?

Homer: Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time, and it really bugged her.

Lisa: You said he went bowling!

Homer: D'oh!

Witcher

Dr. Hibbert: Oh, dear God! This man's kidney's have exploded! There's nothing left!

Homer: Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. Its one of those natural things, beautiful in it's way.

Dr. Hibbert: Actually, his kidney's were fine yesterday at his annual check-up!

Homer: Excuse me, Doctor. I think I know a little something about medicine.

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, with all due respect, this x-ray reveals a text book kidney blowout. It would explain those loud pops you heard.

Homer: So you're saying I don't need a new muffler?