Dental plan!

corblimey

Lisa: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!

the purple tin

Homer: Hey! Where are my pants?

Marge: You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you
were never going to need them again.

Maude: Oh, hurry Neddy, they're awful!

Ned: You just be ready with that garbage bag!

Me_Grapes

Larry: Woah some party! If this gets any livelier a funeral will break out.
Mr Burns: Quiet you.
Larry: Hey Dad come on, make an effort. Make with the yakkety-yak-yak.
Mr Burns: (Sighs) You, food bag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes Sir.
Mr Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a real wiener!

the purple tin

Kirk: [to Leanne] Tonight, we'll push the twin beds together...and I found something for Milhouse down at the mall, too- a pup tent!

Milhouse: Oh, boy! Now I can sleep out in the yard.

Milhouse: Yeah! Every single night...

Nerdkiller1991

the purple tin wrote: »

Kirk: [to Leanne] Tonight, we'll push the twin beds together...and I found something for Milhouse down at the mall, too- a pop tent!

Milhouse: Oh, boy! Now I can sleep out in the yard.

Kirk: Yeah! Every single night...

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Father Damo

Milhouse "If its in a book, its gotta be true!"

Nerdkiller1991

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

the purple tin

Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my
own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son,
my son, Barney!

Barney: I]walks out from behind a curtain[/I I used to be a fat, disgusting
slob. *BURP*

Man: That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas.

Abe: I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem.

Barney: Groan! [passes out and collapses]

Nerdkiller1991

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow."

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"Well, goodnight."

corblimey

Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry.
Homer: Darn right. And to make sure, I want to be stuffed and put on the couch as a constant reminder of our marital oath.

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MlYKMFl_A

im invisible

Jacks Smirking Revenge

"MY EYES ZE GOGGLES DO NAHTHING!"

Nerdkiller1991

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

"MY EYES ZE GOGGLES DO NAHTHING!"

Needs audio and visual reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

PrettyBoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWNImWZMRU

strokeslover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEAgr9AlxAI

:pac:

DazMarz

Moe: So, who are you guys anyhow?

Fox Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully... FBI...

Moe: FBI, huh? Uh, excuse me... [runs into back room, where two men are hosing water over an orca/killer whale] Alright, they're on to us! Get 'im back to Sea World!

Whale: bruuuuuuugh uuuuuugggggggh uuuuuuuugh...

the purple tin

Moe: Hey Clinton! Get back to work.

Bill Clinton: Make me!

Funglegunk

DazMarz wrote: »

Moe: So, who are you guys anyhow?

Fox Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully... FBI...

Moe: FBI, huh? Uh, excuse me... [runs into back room, where two men are hosing water over an orca/killer whale] Alright, they're on to us! Get 'im back to Sea World!

Whale: bruuuuuuugh uuuuuugggggggh uuuuuuuugh...

Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy?!

wnolan1992

'Tis no man... 'tis a remorseless eating machine!

Vito Corleone

Lisa asks Milhouse to give Nelson her note.

the purple tin

wnolan1992 wrote: »

'Tis no man... 'tis a remorseless eating machine!

Waiter: I’m sorry, Ma’am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.

Marge: What about the bread, does it have much fish in it?

Waiter: Yes.

Marge: Well, I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse…

Waiter: Excellent choice. And for the gentleman?

Homer: All you can eat! All you can eat!

Waiter: Alright, when you’re ready take this plate over to the–-

Cook: Please! Don’t take the steam tray! Sir!

Orim

God I love that episode.

Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

(Watching Grade School challenge on TV)

Host: "The capital of North Dakota is named after what former German ruler?"
Homer: "Hitler!"

DazMarz

DazMarz wrote: »

Moe: So, who are you guys anyhow?

Fox Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully... FBI...

Moe: FBI, huh? Uh, excuse me... [runs into back room, where two men are hosing water over an orca/killer whale] Alright, they're on to us! Get 'im back to Sea World!

Whale: bruuuuuuugh uuuuuugggggggh uuuuuuuugh...

Funglegunk wrote: »

Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy?!

Fox Mulder: But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the Universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us; Voodoo Priests of Haiti, the Tibetan Numerologists of Appilacia... the unsolved mysteries of... Unsolved mysteries! The Truth... Is Out There!!!

[Moe and the two men walk past in the background, Moe holding the tail up, the other two at the front, all visibly struggling; Mulder turns around, bemused and looks on]

Moe: Eurrreah... Oh... Ah, who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy?!? [They spot Mulder standing looking at them] Cheese it! The Feds!!!

[they break into a light jog, and run over a hill]

Whale: bruuuuuuugh uuuuuugggggggh uuuuuuuugh...

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWvZFVKxPpU

corblimey

Remember your Hippopotamus oath!

wnolan1992

Chief Wiggum: See you in court Simpson.

Oh, and don't forget to bring that evidence, otherwise I've got no case and you'll get off scott free.

the purple tin

Homer: Lisa! Stop getting in the way of your wealthy brothers peas.

castletownman

Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places.
There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Uh-huh.
There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.. Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Oh, the hammock district.
That's right