Dental plan!

Nerdkiller1991

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election. And yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail."

gregers85

the purple tin

Moe: Jeez! You sleep with one dame and it ends up costing you half a million bananas.

Lollers

Marge suggesting to Homer they go to the symphony or theatre.

Homer: What's the point of going out we're just gonna wind up back here anyway.

gregers85

Fuzzy Bunny's guide to you know what! lol

http://www.myspace.com/video/leannegrech/fuzzy-bunny-39-s-guide-to-you-know-what/30892316

aaronjumper

Marge: You could clean out the garage?

Homer: I'm trying to get into heaven not become Jesus!

Riddle101

Sideshow Bob: You want to truth! you can't handle the truth! No truth handler are you! I derive your truth handling abilities!

Father Damo

the purple tin wrote: »

Moe: Hey Clinton! Get back to work.

Bill Clinton: Make me!

"Ladies and gentlemen, Bll Clinton. Hes Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude!"

*cut to Clinton making a sex movement and grinning*

Even though the writers are clearly Democrats they do some hilarious piss taking of sending them up to be how the right wing stereotypically view them (rewarding the lazy, soft on crime, etc etc)

BOHtox

I'm bumping this thread!

Outta my way, Jerkass!

Nerdkiller1991

"SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDYBOYS!"

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/2526247/Funny%20Pics/poprocks.gif

corblimey

Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: ..... Can I have some money now?

viper006

Homer uses ipad app to have a conversation with Burns


Mr. Burns] Simpson! Unhand your Edison slate and bring your gold-brickery to a caesura![Translator] Put down your myPad and get back to work.[Homer] Sorry, boss.[Translator] Your remonstrances are a welcome boon and surely will redouble my diligence.[Mr. Burns] Excellent![Translator] Awesome![Homer] Woo hoo!
[Translator]Pip-pip!

Dr. Hibbert: Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
Homer Simpson: Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!

I_smell_fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4NaRkFYmk

the purple tin

George Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head
and---Gorbachev! uh, what are you doing here?

Gorbachev: I just dropped by with present for warming of house. Instead,
find you grappling with local oaf.

Homer: Oh, brought some of your commie friends to help you fight
dirty, eh?

talla10

Ok people this is it!!! The event we have been dreading!! All of you thought i was mad, some requested transfers to another peanut factory but I insisted we spent two hours every morning practising....

Elephant runs through factory

Thundercats Ho

Tomorrow, on "Rock Bottom"
he's a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you
when you least expect it. He's "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"...

Homer: Oh, that man is sick!

Marge: Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer.

Homer: But listen to the music! He's evil!

Nerdkiller1991

http://i.imgur.com/CXXK7.gif

AnonoBoy

"Ho ho, I don't know, Bart. My Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."

Riddle101

^^^^ From a different episode but.....

Kirk Van Houten: You're letting me go?
Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat them, frankly we don't want to know. It's a market can do without.
Kirk: So that's it after 20 years, so long good luck.
Boss: I don't recall saying good luck.

the purple tin

Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.

Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like.

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiMOKmp0uZc

DazMarz

BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!?!?!

Marge: I wish you would throw out those old TV Guides and calenders!
Homer: Are you mad, woman?! You never know when an old calender could come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 now, but you never know what tomorrow will bring!

Bart/Lisa: Hi, Mom!
Homer: Hi, Mom!

Homer: When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get!

Valentina

Pray... for... Mojo...

reap-a-rat

Kent Brockman: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and in this house a creature *was* stirring. But the only thing he was stirring was: up trouble.

Wompa1

Park Ranger: "I'm afraid due to budget cut backs we've had to remove anything which might in any way be entertaining........well....see ya"



Park Ranger: "Let's take a moment to reassure the kids. KIDS, YOUR DAD'S GOING TO BE JUSSSSSSSSSSSST FINE!. ok men, everybody put on your corpse handling gloves, there's two frozen bodies somewhere on this mountain"

Bart: "You hear that Lisa? everything's going to be just fine"

homemadecider

BONY OLD BEHIND! BONY OLD BEHIND!

Me_Grapes

Ned: Homer, I'm having second thoughts, all this video dating feels so disloyal to Maude.

Homer: Oh wake up Ned! You think Maude isn't dating up in heaven?

Ned: Do you think she would?

Homer: How could she not? The place is full of eligible bachelors. John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes....

Ned: he he, Sherlock Holmes is a character.

Homer: He sure is! bbrrrrrrrrrooowwwwww!!!!

Orim

Kent Brockman : Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So let's turn it on!

Kent Brockman: Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.

Kent Brockman: His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

homemadecider

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.