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    #3542
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    homemadecider wrote: »
    BONY OLD BEHIND! BONY OLD BEHIND!

    Why, thank you Simpson. I have been watching my figure.


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    #3543
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Mr Smithers I found an injured shrew I think it's a broken ankle .

    * sigh * Aren't there any healthy animals in this forest??


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    #3544
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Mr Burns: Careful Smithers! That sponge has corners you know.

    Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one sir.


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    #3545
    Father Damo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Moe: I dont mean to make any weeping generalisations, but old people are no good at everything!

    Smithers: He has never forgien his mother for having an affair with President Taft.
    Homer: Heh heh. Taft you old dog!


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    #3546
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Dear Mr. President. There are too many states, nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."


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    #3547
    Father Damo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Dear Mr. President. There are too many states, nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."


    "Number one- bra! Number two- horny! Number three- family jewels!"


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    #3548
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    To friends he's known as Monty but to you he's Mr. Burns. Bur bur-bur-bur Burns!


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    #3549
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Homer: lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they never tell me where they go its like a conspiracy.

    Bart; conspiracy eh? Do you think they might have involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?

    Homer: I do.... now


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    #3550
    strokeslover
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭strokeslover


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwyyjtxlzU


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    #3551
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!
    Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?!


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    #3552
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Apu: Silly customer. You cannot hurt a twinkie.


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    #3553
    Me_Grapes
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Me_Grapes


    You wrecked Hitler's car, what'd he ever do to you?!


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    #3554
    Hockney
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Hockney


    Lisa: We were playing Four Square, and I called no double-taps, and then Ralph, double-taps! So I said, "You're out," and he said, "I can do a somersault," which has nothing to do with anything!


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    #3555
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Radio Psychic: Hmm... Ok - you will die a terrible, terrible death.


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    #3556
    markie29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    Ralph - 'I'm learnding'


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    #3557
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    markie29 wrote: »
    Ralph - 'I'm learnding'
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YN--Zc98c


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    #3558
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,611 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Chief Wiggum: So Mick, will you teach us that cocksure strut of yours?

    Mick Jagger: Not now, I've got a ton of paperwork to do.


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    #3559
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Ned: Supper time, boys!
    Todd: Oh boy! Liver!
    Rod: Iron helps us play


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    #3560
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/418099_10152085582950995_1089467739_n.jpg


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    #3561
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!


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    #3562
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    krudler wrote: »
    Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
    "Young man, in this house, we use a little word called please."


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    #3563
    Me_Grapes
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Me_Grapes


    Stealing! How could you! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives the sermons in church? Captain Whatshisname! We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I brought you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?!
    Except for that guy who made those sound effects. Vroom Vroom, beep beep, kaaabbbooommm.... he he he.
    Where was I? Oh yeah; stay out of my booze!

    Ok Marge, I've figured out the boys punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog, in fact, no nog period. Thirdly, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

    Hello, welcome to Lee Carvello's putting challenge. I'm Carvello. First, select a club. You have selected. Three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three Wood. Now select a stroke. I suggest. Feather touch. You have selected Powerdrive. Now press 7. 8. 7. to continue.
    Ball is in. Parking Lot. Would you like to play again. You have selected No.


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    #3564
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Now this is just between you and me...smashed hat.


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    #3565
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Now this is just between you and me...smashed hat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63kqpPpsn4


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    #3566
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Homer at polling booth deciding who to vote for:

    "Hmmm, I don't approve of his Bart killing policy, [pause] but I do approve of his Selma Killing Policy!"


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    #3567
    theRB
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭theRB


    "Whoa-hoa put her back in, she's not done yet!"


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    #3568
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Enda Kenny at work.

    http://i.imgur.com/dT9Cb.png


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    #3569
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.


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    #3570
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Bart: Look behind you Radioactive Man, the sun is exploding again!

    Marge: Why are you talking like that?

    Homer: Yeah and who are you talking to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?


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    #3571
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,410 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Did anyone else know that Johnny Cash did the voice of the Coyote. Never knew it myself.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg


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