Dental plan!

Valentina

Little Girl: Unky Moe?
Moe: (struggling to control himself) Whaaat... is it, sweetheart?
Little Girl: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!
Moe: (mock sympathy) Aw, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? (flips out) Well that's too freakin' bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' "sodie", too!!

Heisenberg1

Principal Skinner: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow...

Nerdkiller1991

Valentina wrote: »

Little Girl: Unky Moe?
Moe: (struggling to control himself) Whaaat... is it, sweetheart?
Little Girl: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!
Moe: (mock sympathy) Aw, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? (flips out) Well that's too freakin' bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' "sodie", too!!

"I expect this kind of language at Denny's, but not here."

talla10

Valentina wrote: »

Little Girl: Unky Moe?
Moe: (struggling to control himself) Whaaat... is it, sweetheart?
Little Girl: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!
Moe: (mock sympathy) Aw, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? (flips out) Well that's too freakin' bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' "sodie", too!![/Quote


Ouch my freakin ears!!!!

the purple tin

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.

John S.: That's enough, Gloria!

Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?

John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she
[shouts]

John S.: smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: No, I'm not.

John S.: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: No, I'm not!

John S.: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your

Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: Get away from me, you swine!



One of my all time favourites.

Yeah, love that ep.

Homer: [drunken]Could you uh...give me uh.... hand full of peanuts... Maude?

Maude: Oh sure.

Homer: Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom!
[starts drooling and gurgling as he checks out Maudes cleavage]

wnolan1992

This is one of my all time favourite Simpsons songs.

Heisenberg1

the purple tin wrote: »

Yeah, love that ep.

Homer: [drunken]Could you uh...give me uh.... hand full of peanuts... Maude?

Maude: Oh sure.

Homer: Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom!
[starts drooling and gurgling as he checks out Maudes cleavage]

Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet
tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.

Another great scene from the ep.

Witcher

Lisa: Flotus1 is First Lady of the United States one

Michelle Obama: Yes, I wanted just flotus, but someone had it

Ralph: That's me because I swim with my flotuses on!

---

Homer: I love you, honey.

Marge: Are you talking to me or the beer?

Homer: To you my bubbly, longnecked, beechwood aged lover

the purple tin

Reverend Lovejoy: Ned, Maude, what brings you here?

Ned: Well... sometimes -God bless her- she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!

Homer: [under his breath] Wow, lucky you don't keep guns in the house!

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, why are you here?

Homer: Oh, because I got drunk and looked down her dress! [points at Maude]

harry Bailey esq

'like that time daddy threw a whiskey bottle at the referee,remember honey?when daddy hit the referee?'

Valentina

[After Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit]
Homer: I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline!
Lisa: Dad, feline means cat.
Homer: Elephant honey, it's an elephant.

Me_Grapes

"Now I'll pull my arms out with my face"

Me_Grapes

Well, animals are a lot like people. Some of them act badly because the've had a hard life. or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just.....jerks.
Stop that Mr Simpson
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqrukQInI1qi77wio1_400.gif

alienacademy

oh hell

Ould Mr Brennan

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.

Fat Tony: Johnny can ya see the sniper?

Johnny Tightlips: I see alotta things.

Valentina

Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!

Marge: Oh my Lord!

Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] Dad.

Homer: He took Bart too? That wasn't part of our deal, Blackheart. That wasn't paaaaart!

EuskalHerria

Discovering this thread now, a great and historic day.

"Dig Up Stupid"

harry Bailey esq

Cecil Terwiliger: You might feel a slight ringing sensation in you're ears...fortunately you'll be nowhere near them...

somefeen

"Are you smarter than a monkey?"

"Well how big of a monkey?"

Orim

Homer stands outside his house and muses, “Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!”
Lisa sees through his reasoning: “That’s specious reasoning, dad.”

Homer, misunderstanding the word “specious”, thanks her for the compliment.
Optimistically, she tries to explain the error in his argument: “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.”

Homer is confused: “Hmm; how does it work?” Lisa: “It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!”

Homer: “Uh-huh.”

Lisa: “… but I don’t see any tigers around, do you?”
Homer, after a moment’s thought: “Lisa, I want to buy your rock…”

Valentina

[Bart is reading a postcard Homer sent to Marge once from a brewery]

Homer: [voiceover, drunken voice] Maybe it's the beer talkin' Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewey pretzels here... [unintelligible muttering] Five dollars?! Get outta here.

Witcher

Are you a student at this school?

I think it's pretty obvious I am..Go school!

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7700000/Go-School-the-simpsons-7721711-503-340.jpg

the purple tin

Jericho: You're late, Herman.

Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality,
Mr. Jericho?
Jericho: I]checking the contents of the briefcase[/I Looks like good stuff,
but of course, I'll have to sample it first.
I]trying on a pair of jeans[/I These are fabulous!

Herman: Yeah. Who would suspect that they're counterfeit jeans?

Jericho: And what better place to make the buy than a cop's garage where no one would suspect a thing?
I]they all start laughing loudly[/I

Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny---
I]gasps[/I A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!
I'm going to tell everyone! Wait here.

Herman: Not so fast! I]pulls out a gun[/I

Homer: [confused] OK. [walks more slowly]

Herman: errr...maybe you should just stop entirely.

Pi is exactly three! *gasps*

the purple tin

Barney: Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case,
and the other case, there's only one case left!
I]pretending to be different people[/I
Yeah, yeah! Uh, Barney's right. Yeah, let's drink some more beer. Yeah! Hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right.

Homer: All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage.

gregers85

Riddle101

I cho cho choose you.

Wise Old Elf

Riddle101 wrote: »

I cho cho choose you.

It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.

AlmightyCushion

gregers85 wrote: »

Let's just say it moved me TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Uh oh, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

Me_Grapes

Homer: Pffft, what do kids know about spending money!

*dreams*

Homer: Hello Lenny!

Lenny: Hey Homer.

Homer: Notice anything different?

Lenny: Oh, is that a new haircut?

Homer: Look closer!

Lenny: Ohhhh, you're the tallest man in the world now, aaaaaand you're covered in gold.