Dental plan!

the purple tin

Me_Grapes wrote: »

Homer: Pffft, what do kids know about spending money!

*dreams*

Homer: Hello Lenny!

Lenny: Hey Homer.

Homer: Notice anything different?

Lenny: Oh, is that a new haircut?

Homer: Look closer!

Lenny: Ohhhh, you're the tallest man in the world now, aaaaaand you're covered in gold.

Homer: Take a hike boss. I'm running things now.

Mr Burns: All hail King Homer!


Jimbo: [talking about obese Homer] I heard that guy's ass has it's own congressman!

HalloweenJack

Pray. For. Mojo.

Kilkenny14

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Let's just say it moved me TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Uh oh, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

On closer inspection, these are loafers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKDq-rL0ANc

I think I prefer this one over the English version. :pac:

talla10

Marge; Happy Love Day everybody!!!

the purple tin

Homer: Wow, sweetheart, look at all this seized booty! We could find the
drug boat of our dreams!

Marge: I don't want a drug boat!

Homer: Well, I bet they have drug dresses, and drug vacuum cleaners too!

Jijsaw

Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison.
-Oh my God, where did you get that brownie
-Over there, there's a big pile of them
-OMNOMNOM
-Well what a nice fellow

Jijsaw

Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher

GarH

This one was on the other day. I still piss myself laughing at it.

Wiggum: Sorry, Ralphie. The Bakeoff rejected your recipe.
Ralph: I wanna be in the Bakeoff!
Wiggum: I thought your Grilled Crayon Sandwich was delicious.
Ralph: You only took a pretend bite!
Wiggum: No, I'm eating it, look.

(He swallows with difficulty)

Ralph: Can you taste the thumbtacks?
Wiggum: Aw, crap...

HalloweenJack

I saw the one where Sideshow Bob gets out of prison and there's a private eye who tries to get him to leave Springfield. He's on the phone and tells Homer: "Don't worry, I can be very persuasive."

It then cuts to him in the bar "convincing" Sideshow Bob to leave.

"Aw, c'mon, leave town."
"No."
"I'll be your friend?"
"No."
"No fair."

DazMarz

The episode "Two Bad Neighbours", where George Bush Snr. and Barbara Bush move in across the road from The Simpsons is pure genius.


Homer: First Bush invades my home turf! Then he takes my pals! Then he makes fun of the way I talk... probably! Now, he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart alec-y son! Well that's IT!


Bush: (throttling Homer) I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!!!


Homer: Let's give it up, for Taaaaaaable Fiiiiiiiive! Ah ah ah ah, Table five, table five. Ah ah ah ah, Table fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiii-iiiiii-iiiive.


Homer: Hey big spenders! Dig this blender! Rainbow suspenders! Hey, big spenders.
Townspeople: We surrender!!!
Homer: Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnd some dough at Taaaaable threeeeeee...


Homer: (after Santa's Little Helper runs off to run with George Bush) I guess you could say he's barking up the wrong Bush! He he he!
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it!
Homer: D'OH!!!!


Secret Service Goon #1: Excuse me, sir? Where are you going?
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!
Secret Service Goon #1: OK, is he expecting you?


The scene with the outboard motor where Bart ruins Bush's memoirs and where Bush is ripping up the Simpsons' lawn doing donuts in his car are also brilliant visual comedy. The rainbow wig also being another highlight in a brilliantly funny episode.

Kilkenny14

Homer: "You know honey, music helps Daddy think!

cherryghost

I love Kent Brockman.

This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at eight o'clock for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came, and when Marge Simpson put the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.

Dozens of people are gunned down each day, but until now, none of them was important. I'm Kent Brockman. At 3:00 PM Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot, following a tense confrontation at town hall. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Ava_e

I love this, Homers photo of himself everyday from birth

Riddle101

^^^ Interesting thing about that video. It seems his problems in life began when his mother left. Maybe if she had stayed around, he might have done better. Of course I guess Simpsons doesn't stick with continuity so it probably wouldn't make a difference.

nbar12

Nothing at all...nothing at all

Hoop66

Stupid sexy Flanders

Melion

So put something on and stop bothering the rest of us

nbar12

This thread can be closed now because it has just won me 20 big ones!

Seachmall

nbar12 wrote: »

This thread can be closed now because it has just won me 20 big ones!

Simpsons quote in first reply?


Stupid thing to bet against.

Iwasfrozen

nbar12 wrote: »

This thread can be closed now because it has just won me 20 big ones!

Someone bet you 20 for that? pfft easy money,

Hoop66

It's an illness.

nbar12

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Someone bet you 20 for that? pfft easy money,

yeah!! He claimed to be a massive Simpsons fan and we were driving into college and I randomly said "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all" and he had no idea what I was talking about which is fascinating for a "massive" Simpsons fan, so I bet him €20 that if I posted this, the next comment would be "stupid sexy Flanders". Seeing as I'm off the beer, I'll donate the money to charity!

Hardonraging

come back Superrush all is forgiven ,

thecornflake

Yes, "feels like" . . . . . .

jd007

Riddle101 wrote: »

^^^ Interesting thing about that video. It seems his problems in life began when his mother left. Maybe if she had stayed around, he might have done better. Of course I guess Simpsons doesn't stick with continuity so it probably wouldn't make a difference.

My cats breath smells like cat food

Paddy Cow

nbar12 wrote: »

yeah!! He claimed to be a massive Simpsons fan and we were driving into college and I randomly said "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all" and he had no idea what I was talking about which is fascinating for a "massive" Simpsons fan, so I bet him €20 that if I posted this, the next comment would be "stupid sexy Flanders". Seeing as I'm off the beer, I'll donate the money to charity!

Shouldn't you donate it to Hoop66, seeing as how they won for you? Another few seconds and it would've been the second post after the op! Very close call.

Hoop66

^ This.

IM0

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was better though

dr.bollocko

IM0 wrote: »

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was better though

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