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    #3722
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!
    "A chance for more mis-oh."


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    #3723
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    nbar12 wrote: »
    yeah!! He claimed to be a massive Simpsons fan and we were driving into college and I randomly said "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all" and he had no idea what I was talking about which is fascinating for a "massive" Simpsons fan, so I bet him €20 that if I posted this, the next comment would be "stupid sexy Flanders". Seeing as I'm off the beer, I'll donate the money to charity!

    I'm not off the beer, you can donate it to me.


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    #3724
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Bart: "Yo, Grampa, time for the awards."

    Grampa: "Did you call the girl from the escort service?"

    Lisa: "They said their insurance won't cover you."

    Grampa: "Oooh, that's an onion in the ointment."


    Grampa: "She did things you mother would never do. Like have sex for money.


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    #3725
    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    "I have misplaced my pants."


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    #3726
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    EatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePuddingEatThePudding


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    #3727
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Chief Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without me knowing. And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice-and-legal.

    Homer: Is that so? [sticks his head out the window and calls politely] Oh, Flanders! Won't you join me in my kitchen? [Ned starts coming in. Homer hides inside the door waiting to Dempsey him] Heh-heh-heh-heh...

    Chief Wiggum: Uh, it doesn't work when you invite 'em.

    Ned: [enters room] Hidilly-hey!

    Homer: Go home.

    Ned: Toodledy-do! [leaves room]


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    #3728
    Kerplunk124
    Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭Kerplunk124


    Oh Cousin Merle, REALLY


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    #3729
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




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    #3730
    Kerplunk124
    Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭Kerplunk124


    skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher


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    #3731
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Must kill Moe......


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    #3732
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    milhouse:my mom says we can't be friends anymore,she says you're a bad influence.. bart: bad influence my ass! how many times have i told you not to listen to your damn mother!


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    #3733
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    SeaSlacker wrote: »
    Must kill Moe......
    wheeee!


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    #3734
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭Simi


    Hans Gruber: Attention, American workers. Your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists.
    Homer: Not on MY shift.


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    #3735
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




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    #3736
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    grandpa on his ailing love tonic business: Aw its just not the same without homer.....he could drive a car


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    #3737
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Lisa: It's a bone scraping from that skeleton I found.

    Dr. Gould: Oh yeah, that so called angel, the whole thing's proposterous, of course.

    Lisa: Quite proposterous, but no-one will believe me until I can prove what it really is. Can't you do a DNA test or something?

    Dr. Gould: Certainly, I'll have the results by tomorrow.

    Lisa: Oh thank you so much. Er... you know... I can't afford to pay you.

    Dr. Gould: I didn't become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be just fine.


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    #3738
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Homer: "To overcome the Spider's Curse, simply quote a Bible Verse". Uh... "Thou shalt not"...

    (picks up a large rock and hurls it at the spider, stunning it and knocking it out; the then flees and dives out a window.



    "When I was 17,
    I drank some very good beer.
    I drank some very good beer,
    I purchased...
    With a fake ID.
    My name was Brian McGee.
    I stayed up listening to Queen.
    When I was 17..."


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    #3739
    Witcher
    Registered Users Posts: 14,939 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool English


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    #3740
    Kerplunk124
    Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭Kerplunk124


    Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman here live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians


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    #3741
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Blay wrote: »
    Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool English

    D'oheth!


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    #3742
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

    [...]

    "What are you lookin' at?" - the innocent words of a drunken child.


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    #3743
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

    [...]

    "What are you lookin' at?" - the innocent words of a drunken child.

    Everybody !! Everybody get naked!!


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    #3744
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Homer: Look at those poor saps back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
    [Sure enough, two monkeys are fighting with knives while a cheering crowd watches]
    Moe: Thrust! Parry! Stab, stab, stab! [one of the monkeys screams] Ha-ha! He ain't pretty no more!


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    #3745
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Mr Burns: Furious George what have they done to your face??

    Mr burns: Smithers he is going too need most of your skin.


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    #3746
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    http://gyazo.com/a0b89edad756af62f92db996727993e9.png?1363487112


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    #3747
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Homer: Rex Banner! Pffft! What a dope!

    Bart: Haha, yeah! Look at him try to aim that stupid gun!

    [Bullet shatters the car windscreen]




    Marge: What happened to you?! And what have you done to the car?!

    Homer: Nothin'.

    Marge: I don't think it has broken axles before!

    Homer: "Before, before"! You're livin' in the past, Marge! Quit livin' in the past!


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    #3748
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Bruno Dundridge: Hey, you're just some punk kid, aren't you? Well, you picked the wrong guy to tangle with, mate!
    Bart: [laughs] I don't think so. You're all the way over in Australia. Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.



    Bruno Dundridge: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
    [yells out window]
    Bruno Dundridge: Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.
    [Later, as Gus tends his swine]
    Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.
    [they go down to a lake]
    Gus: Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
    Prime Minister: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?


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    #3749
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Translator: Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
    Translator: [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?
    Translator: [in Spanish] He says the tide is turning!
    El Presidente: [in Spanish] Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!
    El Presidente: [dives out window]


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    #3750
    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    So Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can


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    #3751
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Groundskeeper Willie: If it was up to me, I'd let you go; but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day.

    Homer: Stop pummeling me, it's really painful!
    Willie: Fine... I'll strangle ye for a while!


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