Dental plan!

DazMarz

krudler wrote: »

is that from a newer episode? I'll be damned a funny line from a recent one.

Open to correction, but I think it's from the episode "Lard of the Dance". And when you say 'newer', it's still like 13/14 years old... In that time, there hasn't been a decent episode. Season 10 is roughly where the rot set in and that was around 1999 or 2000, if memory serves.

krudler

DazMarz wrote: »

Open to correction, but I think it's from the episode "Lard of the Dance". And when you say 'newer', it's still like 13/14 years old... In that time, there hasn't been a decent episode. Season 10 is roughly where the rot set in and that was around 1999 or 2000, if memory serves.

Anything past 2000 is a new episode to me lol haven't watched it since the post golden seasons downturn, I'd say I've seen maybe 2 full episodes since the movie came out. the HD look of it now is just wrong., looks like flash animation, the mistake ridden hand drawn stuff has way more charm.

wnolan1992

I'd agree, the very new ones in HD don't look great. Just looks sterile and meh.

I still enjoy the content though, but I talked about that here before.

krudler

watched the Cape Feare episode yesterday, classic. Bob passing out at his desk from writing notes in blood "use a pen!"

Jordan 199

krudler wrote: »

Anything past 2000 is a new episode to me lol haven't watched it since the post golden seasons downturn, I'd say I've seen maybe 2 full episodes since the movie came out. the HD look of it now is just wrong., looks like flash animation, the mistake ridden hand drawn stuff has way more charm.

Probably Season 10 for me (98/99). The ones today are no match for the ones like Homer Badman.

Homer Badman is just class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-fcc5iv2k

wnolan1992

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Probably Season 10 for me (98/99). The ones today are no match for the ones like Homer Badman.

Homer Badman is just class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-fcc5iv2k

"Dramatisation, may not have happened!"

the purple tin

Homer: Hey Sherry, get me another beer will ya?

Sherry Bobbins: You know Homer...[starts singing] the beer will taste more sweet if you get up off your seat and-

Bart: Hey, lady! The man asked for a beer not a song.

orestes

Homer: You broke a promise to your little girl. She cried. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper.

jaffacakesyum

Homer's makeup gun.

Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face with a gun.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like.

krudler

orestes wrote: »

Homer: You broke a promise to your little girl. She cried. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper.

"What happened? oh nothing Marge just a little incident involving the boogeyman!" *throws down shotgun, goes off*

that episode is amazing, so many great lines.

"We'll take the Spruce Moose, hop in!"
"But sir.."
*cocks pistol*
"I said hop in..."

qwerty93

The Treehouse of Horror Episode with Homer as King Kong:

Mr. Burns: What do you think Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you think. Young lady, you're hired!

Steve O

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Probably Season 10 for me (98/99). The ones today are no match for the ones like Homer Badman.

Homer Badman is just class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-fcc5iv2k

My favourite episode .

"...but Marge they can't carry enough candy, they have puny little muscles, not big ropey ones like you"

krudler

Steve O wrote: »

My favourite episode .

"...but Marge they can't carry enough candy, they have puny little muscles, not big ropey ones like you"

"Will you two stop saying gummi so much!"

Steve O

krudler wrote: »

"Will you two stop saying gummi so much!"

"Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses".
"Like what?"
"One, a humorous substitute for your own lips".
"Mm hmm, keep going"
"Two, er...ooh, I'm needed in the basement"

the purple tin

Willie: Och! Ah didna cry when they hung ma father for stealing a pig, but I'm going ta cry now.

the purple tin

[at a B Sharps performance]
Grampa: [proudly] That's my son up there.

Jasper: What, the balding fatass?

Grampa: Uh...no, the hindu guy.

orestes

"See you in hell candy boys!"

RobbingBandit

Mona/Lisa: Blowin' in the Wind. "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man."

Homer: Seven!

Jordan 199

Steve O wrote: »

"Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses".
"Like what?"
"One, a humorous substitute for your own lips".
"Mm hmm, keep going"
"Two, er...ooh, I'm needed in the basement"

"Your gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am."

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Marge: "It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased."

Homer: "Ohhh, lousy Smarch weather."

DazMarz

Dick Clarke: This is Dick Clarke, rockin' down to the year 2000! And that was Whitesnake!

Guitarist: We're not Whitesnake, dude! We're Poison!

Bassist: (in Cockney accent) I thought we were Quiet Riot?

Drummer: (looking at front of drum-kit) Well, it says here we're Ratt!


(I personally loved this skit as it took the piss out of the music I love so much [80's Glam Metal] implying that all the bands sounded the same and that the members of the bands switched around so much that it was impossible to tell who was in what band. And for those not in the know, the four aforementioned bands all did at some point "trade" members with at least one of the other bands mentioned!)

Toshi101

Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now

wnolan1992

DazMarz wrote: »

Dick Clarke: This is Dick Clarke, rockin' down to the year 2000! And that was Whitesnake!

Guitarist: We're not Whitesnake, dude! We're Poison!

Bassist: (in Cockney accent) I thought we were Quiet Riot?

Drummer: (looking at front of drum-kit) Well, it says here we're Ratt!


(I personally loved this skit as it took the piss out of the music I love so much [80's Glam Metal] implying that all the bands sounded the same and that the members of the bands switched around so much that it was impossible to tell who was in what band. And for those not in the know, the four aforementioned bands all did at some point "trade" members with at least one of the other bands mentioned!)

Normally I don't like when jokes are explained because it makes them instantly unfunny, but I always thought that joke meant that Whitesnake changed their name to all those bands.

The actual meaning is better. :pac:

DazMarz

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Normally I don't like when jokes are explained because it makes them instantly unfunny, but I always thought that joke meant that Whitesnake changed their name to all those bands.

The actual meaning is better. :pac:

Funniest part is, all of the bands mentioned are still going relatively strong and are still cutting albums. Whitesnake are my favourite band and are actually amazing live and have released some brilliant albums in the last few years. Whitesnake never changed their name... :P

ON TOPIC:

Homer: LE GRILLE!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Victor_M

krudler wrote: »

watched the Cape Feare episode yesterday, classic. Bob passing out at his desk from writing notes in blood "use a pen!"

My single favourite episode - The Thompsons.

Bart check out my new chainsaw and hockey mask!

eoin1981

you watch too many movies, SAX!!

the purple tin

Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.

Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the... I
mean ask away.

Clerk: Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out three and wrote zero.

Homer: Oh, I thought that said "brain hemorrhages".

Clerk: All right. Here's your policy.

Homer: Now let me tell you something, Mr. Sucker. I just-

Clerk: Wait, you haven't signed it yet.

Homer: [takes pen] Oh, yeah, I-Arrgh! [starts having heart attack] ...must...sign...policy!

Clerk: [tugs policy] I'm sorry, sir, we can't insure you!

Homer: I made a H!

Clerk: That doesn't count!

Homer: It Looks like an X.
[the clerk manages to pull it away]

Clerk: We better get you to a hospital.

Homer: Can I have a free calendar?

Clerk: OK.

Victor_M

Galway K9

Victor_M wrote: »

The attention to detail in the surroundings and the dialogue was at its peak here. Jacket off, shirt unbuttoned, smoking, kids bored fiddling with a pencil, loose phone wire from all the shuffling prior to the convo...Gold dust.

Nerdkiller1991

"LISA, STOP BLOWING MY SEX...SAX, STOP BLOWING YOUR SAX!"