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    #3962
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Don't do what Donny Don't does.


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    #3963
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Chancer3001 wrote: »
    Don't do what Donny Don't does.
    "They could have made this clearer."


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    #3964
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    you know me marge! i like my beer cold,my tv loud and my homosexuals Flaaaming!


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    #3965
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Bart: Why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
    Homer (sobbing): I don't know!


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    #3966
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    "And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum."

    *toot! toot!*

    "That's some nice flutin', boy."


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    #3967
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    [Homer meets Ned Flanders in the hospital bed beside his]
    Homer: Flanders! What are you doing here?

    Ned: I'm having a lung and kidney removed.

    Homer: Who's getting them?

    Ned: First come, first served.


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    #3968
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




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    #3969
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1




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    #3970
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "Dad you shouldn't wear glasses that aren't prescribed for you"
    "Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do"
    "I'm Bart.."


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    #3971
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Swing Serenade is brought to you by Gormans earguards.
    GUARD YOUR EARS with Gormans.


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    #3972
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Daughter: Daddy will you talk about my new dolly on the news?

    Kent: Ha Ha, sorry sweetie but Daddy only talks about serious things on the news. I'm writing an important piece on the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey.

    Daughter: Daddy, thats boring. Talk about the doll.

    Kent: Hmmm, well...you were right about the Berlin wall...


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    #3973
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ^ Did you also watch that episode earlier today?! :)

    Marge: "Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in......but you've been doing that an awful lot lately!"

    Grampa: "I shouldn't be listening to complaints, I should be making them with you guys! The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason; to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made."


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    #3974
    .jacksparrow.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭.jacksparrow.


    You run egg!


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    #3975
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    ^ Did you also watch that episode earlier today?! :)

    Marge: "Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in......but you've been doing that an awful lot lately!"

    Grampa: "I shouldn't be listening to complaints, I should be making them with you guys! The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason; to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made."

    Was watching it :D great ep. But I must say I'm getting very annoyed by the way channel 4 are censoring the sh1t out of all the episodes. For instance when Smithers switched on his computer and Burns just said 'Hello-Smithers' They cut out the 'you're-quite-good-at-turning-me-on' part.
    By Lucifer's beard :mad:


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    #3976
    Tommay
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tommay


    i've said jiminy jillickers so many times the words have lost all meaning.


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    #3977
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Sky and BBC were notorious for censoring stuff out of Simpsons episodes. I mean for Jaysus' sake, the stuff was very tame. Totally stupid, PC bullshít gone way too far.

    RTE2, on the other hand, never cut anything out, god bless 'em.


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    #3978
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Kent Brockman: Good night. Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night. Or you could turn to another channel oh, do not turn to another channel.


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    #3979
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    .jacksparrow. wrote: »
    You'd better run egg!
    Fixed.
    the purple tin wrote: »
    Was watching it :D great ep. But I must say I'm getting very annoyed by the way channel 4 are censoring the sh1t out of all the episodes. For instance when Smithers switched on his computer and Burns just said 'Hello-Smithers' They cut out the 'you're-quite-good-at-turning-me-on' part.
    By Lucifer's beard :mad:
    Yup. It's pretty much the reason why I refuse to watch the show on C4. Even the most harmless stuff gets the chopping block.
    DazMarz wrote: »
    Sky and BBC were notorious for censoring stuff out of Simpsons episodes. I mean for Jaysus' sake, the stuff was very tame. Totally stupid, PC bullshít gone way too far.

    RTE2, on the other hand, never cut anything out, god bless 'em.
    I wouldn't go that far. If I recall the episode when Manjula gave birth to Octuplets, they pretty much cut out anything related to Manjula's pregnancy. Hell, after the ad break, they cut straight to the press conference, excluding the portion that explained that Manjula used (and the rest gave her) fertility drugs. But at least occurrences like that are rare on RTE. Sky seemed to have eased their practices for the most part, as long as you don't show someone on a noose.


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    #3980
    Seans_Username
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭Seans_Username


    After watching a movie about The Leader:

    Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?


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    #3981
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9h88hf1Rm1qdoghio1_500.png

    "LOOK AT ME! I'M THE PRIME MINISTER OF IRELAND!"


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    #3982
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hapablap: Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow.


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    #3983
    newsunglasses
    Site Banned Posts: 103 ✭✭newsunglasses


    Ive got no dental plan and just recently future proofed my teeth for 200 euros


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    #3984
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    newsunglasses wrote: »
    Ive got no dental plan and just recently future proofed my teeth for 200 euros

    those new episodes just aren't funny at all.


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    #3985
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    MCGARNAGLE
    Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    BILLY
    But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    MCGARNAGLE
    You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    BILLY
    Okay for you McGarnagle.

    Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    MCGARNAGLE
    Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!


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    #3986
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Heisenberg1 wrote: »
    MCGARNAGLE
    Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    BILLY
    But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    MCGARNAGLE
    You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    BILLY
    Okay for you McGarnagle.

    Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    MCGARNAGLE
    Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!

    Chief: "YOU'RE OFF THE CASE MCGARNAGLE!"
    McGarnagle: "No, you're off the case chief."
    Chief: "What does that even mean?"
    Homer: "IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!"
    Lisa: "Dad, sit down."


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    #3987
    Suryavarman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭Suryavarman


    Maude Flanders: Excuse me Edna, I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

    Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!


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    #3988
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    One of the greatest action films ever made. McBain V: The Final Chapter

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216daf534a/mcbain-the-full-movie


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    #3989
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
    Chief Wiggum: Did you flash your lights?
    Eddie: Yes.
    Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

    Cheif Wiggum: Looks like you bought yourself a lottery ticket...to jail!
    Lou: He's unconscious, sir.
    Chief Wiggum: Ah, they can still hear things.


    Clancy Wiggum: Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial "0" and ask for the police. That number again, "0."


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    #3990
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Suryavarman wrote: »
    Maude Flanders: Excuse me Edna, I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

    Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

    Quality pure quality


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    #3991
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Wiggum: I've got photos of you, Quimby!

    Quimby: You don't scare me! That could be anyone's ass!


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