Dental plan!

Riddle101

For some reason I had this tune in my head today. Don't know why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE

DazMarz

Homer: Well, I hope you learned your lesson, honey. Never help anyone.

homemadecider

Can I play the piano any more?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

iDave

Gabbo is coming

That_Guy

"Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB"

"What's that extra 'B' for?"

"That's a typo"

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"So what did you do when you were thrown out of the All You Can Eat seafood restaurant?"

"We drove around looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant"

"And when you couldn't find one?"

"We went fishing"

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"

"That's the home OWNER tax"

Nerdkiller1991

Riddle101 wrote: »

For some reason I had this tune in my head today. Don't know why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE

homemadecider wrote: »

Can I play the piano any more?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

"Oh, I love legitimate theatre."

wnolan1992

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him! Listen

Edit, ti seems that that lardlad.com site has loads of sound clips for the quotes. Might come in handy next time you remember a quote that isn't as funny in text as it is out loud. :P

the purple tin

Bart: The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therein lies the game.

Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
[cars start pulling in]
Skinner: Blast it, woman! you parked too close! Move your car!

Edna: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your mama!

Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!

the purple tin

Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

Kang/Bob Dole: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

---

Kodos/Clinton: It's a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!

Man: He's right, this is a two-party system.

Man 2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

Kang/Dole: Go ahead, throw your vote away. Ha ha ha ha!

---

Homer: Bleurgh! What are you spraying me with?

Kang: Rum! So no one will believe your story.

---

Homer: I suppose you'll want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
[drops his trousers and bends over]

Kang: [shudders] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.

Orim

the purple tin wrote: »

Snip Kang/Kodos

I can't believe you quoted so much of that episode and yet left out arguably one of the greatest lines in the entire show.

Kang/Dole : Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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Kodos: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

the purple tin

Marge: Great news, Homie! Soon there's going to be twice as much love in this house.

Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?

Mr Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!

Nerdkiller1991

Karsini wrote: »

Mr Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!

"My worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmonds."

harry Bailey esq

homer:ooh they have an army helmet under every bed! Tv director:Mr Simpson that's a chamber pot,your supposed to go to the bathroom in it. Homer:befoul an army helmet??you'd like that wouldn't you,hippy..

Marzipan85

Kang: Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

Omackeral

From the Malibu Stacy/Lisa Lionheart episode.

Lisa: This is great. They're really going to sell our doll!

Stacy:Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was, and who you were, and they couldn't resist.

Lisa: Really?

Stacy: Well, I didn't tell them who you were.

---

Stacy's ex husband GI Joe calls to her home

Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit.

Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip.

Joe: Fine.....I'll bomb your house into the ground, missy.

Baneblade

i bent my wookie

Nerdkiller1991

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

madma

I call the big one bitey

DazMarz

Homer: Well, my family wants to move back to Springfield...

Scorpio: Let 'em go! You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling!

(Explosion rips through the background; a group of US soldiers scream as they get thrown through the air)

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(Homer has just eaten a Chilean insanity pepper)

Homer: BEER, BEER, BEER, GIMME SOME BEER!

(prepares to swallow a dozen glasses of beer at once)

Marge: HOMER!

(Distracted, Homer lets the beer wash all over him)

Marge: You promised you wouldn't drink!

Homer: BUT I NEEEEEED IT!

Thwip!

Kent Brockman: (to Gloria) I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!"

Omackeral

*Traumatized 2 year-old Bart's imagination*

Marge: From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

Todd Flanders: Iron helps us play!

Evil Bed Clown * Demonic laughter*

Senile Flanders Old Woman Helloooo, Joe!



Bonus Additional Feature: Here it is in a 10 minute loop for no particular reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_uw7XrmYc

DazMarz

Bart: Hey, is that Dad?!

Lisa: Either that or Batman's really let himself go!

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1282512473941341.png

RainyDay

Kent Brockman: The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.

Riddle101

Omackeral wrote: »

*Traumatized 2 year-old Bart's imagination*

Marge: From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

Todd Flanders: Iron helps us play!

Evil Bed Clown * Demonic laughter*

Senile Flanders Old Woman Helloooo, Joe!



Bonus Additional Feature: Here it is in a 10 minute loop for no particular reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_uw7XrmYc

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Pee wee stairmaster

Martin Prince and Lisa doing an archaeological dig:
Turns to bart and says; " who knows maybe we'll discover one of the major homos!"
Bart: " You're one of the major.."
Lisa: Let it go Bart.

Me_Grapes

Royce McCutcheon: That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me … Royce McCutcheon!


Homer: No deal, McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!

TrailerBob

Computers eh?

Internet eh?

Maud eh?

the purple tin

Bart: You're crazy!

Hugo: Aren't we all a little crazy? I know I am. I went mad when they seperated us but everything will be fine when we're together again
[shows Bart a huge needle and thread]

Bart: But you'll kill us both!

Hugo: No I won't, I've been practicing. See, I made a pigeon-rat.

http://scissorsfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/pigeon_rat_4_from_4f02_at_5-38.jpg

Welsh Megaman

Bart (to Homer, via walkie-talkie): Cowabunga One to Fat Load.

Homer: This is Fat Load. I'd like to request a new codename.

Bart: Denied.

Homer: Okay, Fat Load here.