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    #4112
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    urbanledge wrote: »
    "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swivin's day already? 'Tis, replied Aunt Helga."

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2363929/UK-weather-A-happy-St-Swithins-Day-Proverb-says-40-days-fair-hot-today.html
    "I'M GOIN', I'M GOIN'!"


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    #4113
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Fly my pretties, fly!


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    #4114
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fly my pretties, fly!
    "Continue the research."


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    #4115
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,410 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD9gzqaAfL0


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    #4116
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




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    #4117
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Patty: We thought we'd stop by unexpectedly for dinner.

    Selma: Now bring us some extra chairs like a good blubber-in-law.

    Homer: Grrrr! Time to fertilise the lawn, a couple of 500 pound bags should do it!
    [grabs them both and throws them out into the garden]


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    #4118
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'Theres no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!'


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    #4119
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    iDave wrote: »
    'Theres no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!'

    There isn't?!

    YA USED ME SKINNER!!!
    YA USEEEDDDD MEEEEEEEEE!!!


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    #4120
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    iDave wrote: »
    'Theres no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!'
    YA USED ME SKINNER!!!! YA USED ME!!!!!

    edit: Dammit Genghiz


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    #4121
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life’s problems."


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    #4122
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,613 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Groundskeeper Willy: EEK! I mean...aach!


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    #4123
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Well, if it was up to me, I'd let ya go. But they lads have a temper, AND THEY'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ALL DAY!"


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    #4124
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Mr Burns: Out of my way! I'm a motorist.

    Chief Wiggum: [dives out of the way] That's some nice reckless driving there Mr B.


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    #4125
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Awww, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. And look, there's a dog driving a bus."


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    #4126
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Hmm, they have the Internet on computers now


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    #4127
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    [after Barts ice hockey match]
    Homer: Well son you won the game, now I'm going to keep my side of the bargain...here's your turtle back safe and sound.


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    #4128
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    the purple tin wrote: »
    [after Barts ice hockey match]
    Homer: Well son, boy, you won the game,. now So I'm going to keep live up to my side of the bargain agreement...here's your turtle back safe and sound, alive and well.
    Look, if you're going to quote The Simpsons, quote them correctly.


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    #4129
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    the purple tin wrote: »
    [after Barts ice hockey match]
    Homer: Well son you won the game, now I'm going to keep my side of the bargain...here's your turtle back safe and sound.

    Worst quote ever


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    #4130
    Tweej
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭Tweej


    Money can be exchanged for goods and services


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    #4131
    Kerplunk124
    Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭Kerplunk124


    Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!!


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    #4132
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    Look, if you're going to quote The Simpsons, quote them correctly.

    It's the grammar police - part two! ;)


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    #4133
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Marzipan85 wrote: »
    It's the grammar police - part two! ;)
    Nothing to do with grammar. Just a shocking display of how not to make a Simpsons quote.


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    #4134
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,613 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Announcer: Please welcome your host for 'Teacher Of The Year'...Little Richard!

    Little Richard: I love teachers...in fact, I'm a teacher! I taught Paul McCartney to go 'Whoooooooooooooooooo'

    Homer: PURPLE RAIN!

    Little Richard: Shut up!

    Homer (to Marge): Teehee...Michael Jackson just told me to shut up!


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    #4135
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again!

    Homer: That's not the way she tells it...


    *****


    (Bart is attempting to call the police to stop Lisa being murdered by an axe-wielding Flanders)

    Police Answering Machine Operator: Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone! If you know the name of the felony being committed, Press '1'! To choose from a list of felonies, Press '2'! If you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line!

    (In frustration, Bart mashes a few buttons on the phone randomly)

    Police Answering Machine Operator: You have selected: Regicide! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, Press '1'!


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    #4136
    hawkeyethenoo
    Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭hawkeyethenoo


    Okay, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
    'Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.'

    Ooh, he card-reads good.

    "So pick please me, Mr. Burns."

    "ITS KERNS STUPID!"


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    #4137
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    hawkeyethenoo wrote: »
    Okay, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
    'Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.'

    Ooh, he card-reads good.

    "So pick please me, Mr. Burns."

    "ITS KERNS STUPID!"
    "No, it's not."

    "Disregard."


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    #4138
    Simply Red
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭Simply Red


    Ned: How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "think?"

    Homer: Who, Lisa?


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    #4139
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,613 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Schoolchildren:

    WE ARE THE MEDIOCRE PRESIDENTS!
    YOU WON'T FIND OUR FACES ON DOLLARS OR ON CENTS!
    THERE'S TAYLOR, THERE'S TYLER, THERE'S FILLMORE AND THERE'S HAYES,
    THERE'S WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON...

    Harrison:

    I DIED IN THIRTY DAYS!

    Schoolchildren:
    WE...ARE...THE...
    ADEQUATE,
    FORGETTABLE,
    OCCASIONALLY REGRETTABLE,
    CARETAKER PRESIDENTS OF THE U...S...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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    #4140
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Shut up net face.

    Hey, homer, you're in the net too ya know...

    I SAID...shut UP net face


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    #4141
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Homer : What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself... vice president. No, wait! Junior vice president!


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