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Dental plan!

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    #4172
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt."


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    #4173
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt."

    Your teef hurt!? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me?
    I'll tell you where you can put your freaking 'sodie' too.


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    #4174
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Marzipan85 wrote: »
    Your teef hurt!? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me?
    I'll tell you where you can put your freaking 'sodie' too.

    Owwww, my freakin' ears.


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    #4175
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Owwww, my freakin' ears.

    Well I never! I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!


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    #4176
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "The fingers you've used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."


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    #4177
    Simply Red
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭Simply Red


    I was saying boo-urns


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    #4178
    yozico
    Registered Users Posts: 175 ✭✭yozico


    Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You


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    #4179
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    And gummy Joe......where would you be without the dental plan?


    Well i wouldn't have old chomper here that's for sure!


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    #4180
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    yozico wrote: »
    Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You
    "Three simple words. I, am, gay."


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    #4181
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.


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    #4182
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.

    Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's me all right.


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    #4183
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Hello.smithers.you.are.quite.good.at.turning.me.on


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    #4184
    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Dear Marge, you've got a butt that just won't quit, mhhmshmmgh, five dollars????Get outta here!


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    #4185
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    HI FROZEN BODY!


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    #4186
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    spankysue wrote: »
    Dear Marge, you've got a butt that just won't quit, mhhmshmmgh, five dollars????Get outta here!
    WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!



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    #4187
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Oh! Looks like you're Haagen Daz ice cream!


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    #4188
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    .... At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?


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    #4189
    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!


    Ah, I hold my hands up, I fcuked it right up, I was just doing it from my (bad) memory :P


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    #4190
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    longshanks wrote: »
    .... At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
    Yes.


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    #4191
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.


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    #4192
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    longshanks wrote: »
    .... At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    May I see it?

    ... No.

    :pac:


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    #4193
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    May I see it?

    ... No.

    :pac:

    Seymore.....the kitchens on fire.


    NO it's not mother.


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    #4194
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Seymore Seymour.....the kitchens house is on fire.


    No, mother, it's not mother just the northern lights.
    Another abuse in the art of Simpsons quotes.


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    #4195
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    See you in hell candy boys!


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    #4196
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    "Don't be afraid to use your nails boys."


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    #4197
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!


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    #4198
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    Marzipan85 wrote: »
    It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!

    It's gone.


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    #4199
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Burlap_Sack wrote: »
    "Don't be afraid to use your nails boys."

    (apologies for the poor quality)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqym3z1ZfnQ


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    #4200
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Man: "Among the 160 gravest charges are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant."
    Dr. Nick: "But I cleaned them with my napkin."
    Man: "Misuse of cadavers."
    Dr. Nick: "I get here earlier if I use the carpool lane."


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    #4201
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    "Sir, calm down, you're going to give yourself skin failure. The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries leap out of the body. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat."

    "Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!"

    "The gloves came free with my toilet brush."

    dr nick riviera?

    "Well if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm, and arm for a leg."


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