Dental plan!

KeithM89

Examiner: 'Alright here are your exams, fifty questions, true or false.'
Homer: 'True.'
Examiner: 'Homer, I was just describing the test.'
Homer: 'True.'
Examiner: 'Look, Homer. Just take the test and you'll do fine.'
Homer: 'False.'

paddylonglegs

FBI agent: hello mr thomson
Homer (whispering to other agent): I think he's talking to you

Burlap_Sack

Milhouse: Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Padkir

Burlap_Sack wrote: »

Milhouse: Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu?! Nobody ever brings those up!

IvySlayer

RTE 2 now!!! Classic episode

Burlap_Sack

Abe Simpson: "There was something strange about the way he walked, much more vertical than usual."

Nerdkiller1991

"LOOK OUT, ITCHY! HE'S IRISH!"

Burlap_Sack

Helicopter Pilot: We are now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land. The amusement park of the future where nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

paddylonglegs

More Bort licence plates to the gift shop, repeat, more Bort licence plates

Benicetomonty

"Well, I didnt think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed."

wnolan1992

"Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state
driver's license is proof enough for me."

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992

Sixty-one. Sixty-two. Sixty-threee... Oh no! Sixty-three! He's out of air! I've sent my only grandson to a watery gra- SIXTY FOUR! HE'S FOUND THE TREASURE! I'M GONNA BE RICH!

Chancer3001

Do YOU come with the car?

Oh you, hehehe.

Do YOU come with the car?

Oh you, hehehe

toastedpickles

Waiter: And for you sir?

Homer: All you can eat! All you can eat!

Waiter: Now, when you're ready take this plate up and...

Homer: No sir! Don't take the steam tray!

Waiter:That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!

Sea captain: 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Nerdkiller1991

"Hey funboys. Get a room!"

Burlap_Sack

Well, that was a big bust. Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Nerdkiller1991

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Hey funboys. Get a room!"

"Hey Un dunkoff! Vatch out for the CD changer in my trunk ah! Idiot"

krudler

paddylonglegs wrote: »

More Bort licence plates to the gift shop, repeat, more Bort licence plates

In the new Simpsons theme park in Universal Studios they actually have no Bort licence plates, there's a space for them on the rack but there'll never be any there :pac:
http://media.avclub.com/images/433/433842/16x9/627.jpg?7597

haro124

Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!

The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now.

madma

I really shouldn't have stopped for that haircut:mad:

Bart: Oh this place smells. And something's dripping on me.
Willie: The smell is manure and the drippin's manure. Now turn to Chapter One of Math Safari.
Bart: But we're already on Chapter Seven.
Willie: THEN YOU'LL BE TEACHIN' WILLIE!

Nerdkiller1991

Deleted User wrote: »

Bart: Oh this place smells. And something's dripping on me.
Willie: The smell is manure and the drippin's manure. Now turn to Chapter One of Math Safari.
Bart: But we're already on Chapter Seven.
Willie: THEN YOU'LL BE TEACHIN' WILLIE!

For bringing up a modern Simpsons quote, I'm not gonna accept cheques from you, anymore.

Omackeral

krudler wrote: »

In the new Simpsons theme park in Universal Studios they actually have no Bort licence plates, there's a space for them on the rack but there'll never be any there :pac:
http://media.avclub.com/images/433/433842/16x9/627.jpg?7597

Seems kinda dumb as Simpson nerds like me, and dare I say you, would snap Bort plates up!


Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Homer: Hey that's a half-truth!
*changes channels to Sally Jesse Raphael*

Woman:[weeping] I don't know Homer Simpson, I -- I never met Homer
Simpson or had any contact with him, but -- [cries
uncontrollably] -- I'm sorry, I can't go on.}

Sally: That's OK: your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

harry Bailey esq

well skinner,you're an odd fellow,but you steam a good ham

Nerdkiller1991

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

For bringing up a modern Simpsons quote, I'm not gonna accept cheques from you, anymore.

Didn't even know what episode it was from tbh, I just remember that scene.
Also I'm trying not to repeat any quotes, and it's getting really hard at this stage to post quotes from classic Simpsons that haven't been posted here at least once already.

qwerty93

Lisa: Could you use it in a sentence?
Chalmers: Nothing could ameliorate the ineptitude of Principal Skinner.
Seymour: I wish he wouldn't use me in every example.

krudler

Omackeral wrote: »

Seems kinda dumb as Simpson nerds like me, and dare I say you, would snap Bort plates up!

Coke missed a trick by not having Bort on the bottles with peoples names on them :pac:

RainyDay

Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because I only need one!
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes--
Homer: Really!?
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes--
Homer: You!?
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening to you. Thank you, come again!