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    #4232
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Mrs. Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before moving to Spingfield.
    Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.


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    #4233
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    krudler wrote: »
    Coke missed a trick by not having Bort on the bottles with peoples names on them :pac:

    Maybe Buzz Cola will ;)


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    #4234
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Homer: Hey Willie, that old couple looks just like you.
    Willie: Aye, 'tis my ma and pa. They own a tavern hereabouts. They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born, and educated.


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    #4235
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Ma: So, you're back, son.
    Willie: Aye.
    Pa: I suppose you'll be leaving soon.
    Willie: Aye.
    [all shrug and part]


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    #4236
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭Simi


    Homer: Shut up! And another thing: how come I can't get no Tang 'round here? And also --
    [a toilet flushes]

    Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you. ...Shut up!


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    #4237
    michaelr666
    Registered Users Posts: 129 ✭✭michaelr666


    "I said, FRENCH FRIES!!!"


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    #4238
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    michaelr666 wrote: »
    "I said, FRENCH FRIES!!!"
    "Do we sell...Freeench...friiies?"


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    #4239
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers!


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    #4240
    Pierce_1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭Pierce_1991


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: You may ask me three questions.
    Apu: That's great, because I only need one!
    Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
    Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes--
    Homer: Really!?
    Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes--
    Homer: You!?
    Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening to you. Thank you, come again!

    Well that was a waste of time...Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?


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    #4241
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Moe: Uh, Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

    Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!


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    #4242
    Absoluvely
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Absoluvely


    Abe: They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart.


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    #4243
    James Forde
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭James Forde


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM0Ye9kbihU


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    #4244
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Iron helps us play


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    #4245
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Iron helps us play
    "HELLO, JOE!"


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    #4246
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Abe: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm he had a chick, the swingenest' chick I know! With a wiggle wiggle here and a wiggle wiggle there.


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    #4247
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Chief Wiggum: I got photos of you, Quimby!

    Mayor Quimby: You don't scare me! That could be anyone's ass!


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    #4248
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    One for the road

    Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred... ;) tons.

    Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah! -jumps overboard-

    Homer: Er, I meant the statue...


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    #4249
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    The taxes, it's the taxes, when he does the finger thing, it means the taxes


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    #4250
    Tommay
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tommay


    Burns: I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some
    steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
    Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct...
    Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install the computer system,
    and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.
    Homer: Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part
    of the stuff where you said all about the... things. Uh... the
    things?


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    #4251
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that
    you're really an Indian?

    Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.


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    #4252
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    D'oh

    D'oh

    D'oh

    Woo-hoo!! A flyer for a hardware store.

    D'oh


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    #4253
    eoin1981
    Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭eoin1981


    Burns: Homer Simpson?
    Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
    Burns: Homer Simpson.
    Homer: I've got no time for your demented parlour games!


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    #4254
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "HI, EVERYBODY!"

    "HO...MER SIMP...SON!"


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    #4255
    gregers85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭gregers85


    Helen Lovejoy: He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!

    Chief Wiggum: Well, I'd like to ma'am, but he's too damn good! Let him march, boys! Let the man march!


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    #4256
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down!

    Works on contingency? No, money down!


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    #4257
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!"


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    #4258
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rod: iv got that joy joy joy down in my heart
    Todd: where?
    Rod: down in my heart to stay
    And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
    Todd: ow
    Rod: sit on a tack
    Todd: ow


    Flanders: god said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody floody


    Flanders: Flanders to god, Flanders to god, get off your cloud and help my Todd


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    #4259
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    "Dad you killed the zombie flanders...He was a zombie???"


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    #4260
    Tommay
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tommay


    Say... did somebody say "box kites"?

    Bart: NO!


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    #4261
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    It was a goat, ya know, one of them lady goats


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