Dental plan!

Nerdkiller1991

krudler

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

haro124

Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
Loiue: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

haro124

Ms. Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield: Super Fraud", F.
Lisa: But it's all true.
Ms. Hoover: [scoffs] This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

Wise Old Elf

I've been called a greasy thug before and it never stops hurting.

Nerdkiller1991

"We interrupt this cartoon for a special report!"

"*GASP* Someone found my keys!"

andyman

Hello, operator, give me the number for 911!

paddylonglegs

Hey, I may be ugly and hate filled but.... What was the third thing you said?

P.Walnuts

harry Bailey esq

so your homer Simpson,the drunken gambler?that's right,and who might you be?

longhalloween

Bart after Dark was on RTE last night. So many great quotes:

Kent Brockman: A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: Oh, no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.

Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.

Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and... are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

TV: It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no! Where is Bart? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.

Helen Lovejoy: Principal Skinner saw him there with his own eyes!
Skinner: Ehhh, yes, but I was only there asking for directions on how to get away from there.

michaelr666

'Fortunately we have a plan: Professor Frink?'
Nn-hey, good evening, ladies and...

QUIT STALLING!! WHAT'S THE PLAN!?

Sunglasses Ron

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405271/The-Simpsons-creator-Sam-Simon-spending-months-giving-away-fortune-dying-colon-cancer.html

While it is sad that he is close to death, I'm sure even he could have a laugh at the irony of the situation he finds himself in.

"Not since my marriage to the weather lady has this town been so consumed with rumor and innuendo.
Here's why: Today, one Abraham "Grampa" Simpson announced that he'll give away over $100,000 to the person he finds most deserving.
Is Grampa Simpson a saint, a rich nut, or both? Time will tell.
Kent Brockman, in line for an old man's money."

krudler

longhalloween wrote: »

Bart after Dark was on RTE last night. So many great quotes:

Kent Brockman: A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: Oh, no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.

Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.

Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and... are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

TV: It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no! Where is Bart? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.

Helen Lovejoy: Principal Skinner saw him there with his own eyes!
Skinner: Ehhh, yes, but I was only there asking for directions on how to get away from there.

Now Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a burlesque house...

toastedpickles

Frink: Here is an ordinary square...
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa. Slow down, egghead!


Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: *with sarcasm detector* Are you kidding me? This baby is right off the charts, mm-hai.
Comic Book Guy: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
*Sarcasm detector explodes*

wnolan1992

"Aw no... this isn't gonna be about Jesus is it?"
Everything's about Jesus Homer... except this."


That's really sad about Simon.

Tommay

Omackeral

I love this one of Bart reading an instruction manual on Knife safety.


Bart : "Don't do what Donny Don't does"...

[sighs] They could have made this clearer.

toastedpickles

Omackeral wrote: »

I love this one of Bart reading an instruction manual on Knife safety.


Bart : "Don't do what Donny Don't does"...

[sighs] They could have made this clearer.

You call that a knife? :P

wnolan1992

Flanders' best ever scene IMO:

Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly...
ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.

Suryavarman

Kent Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.

Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Omackeral

Milhouse: What a great ballgame. Thanks, Weekend Dad!

Kirk Van Houten: Stop calling me that.

Marzipan85

KENT BROCKMAN
Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay...

[A list of names scroll up the screen very quickly.]

MARGE
Turn it off!

HOMER
(writing the names down) Just a second...

wnolan1992

Wow, there was an episode from Season 23 (Episode 9) on Sky 1 there that actually made me laugh out loud. It's been so long since I've been able to say that about the new episodes.

toastedpickles

http://wheresmysammich.com/images/50365.jpg

BRAINS!

Catari Jaguar

And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophony of collagenous cogs and camshafts...

michaelr666

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Wow, there was an episode from Season 23 (Episode 9) on Sky 1 there that actually made me laugh out loud. It's been so long since I've been able to say that about the new episodes.

yeah I laughed at it too, the bit where the plane lands in with your man on top with the ropes was the funniest bit imo

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Wow, there was an episode from Season 23 (Episode 9) on Sky 1 there that actually made me laugh out loud. It's been so long since I've been able to say that about the new episodes.

Modern Simpsons? FUNNY!?

wnolan1992

My opinion of new Simpsons is well established at this point. :P

Burlap_Sack

Dr. Foster: (on phone) Yes, Dr. Foster here. … Ned Flanders? You're sure? … No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all. (hangs up) Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
Mrs. Foster: I think they're in the den.

Dr. Foster: The den? May God have mercy on us all.