Dental plan!

dan1895

Galway K9 wrote: »

Its either Rex banner Beer baron episode or the scorpio episode that would win the best episode ever.

Dateline: Springfield. The elusive beer baron continues to thumb his nose at the authorities. Swaggering about in a garish new hat, he seemed to say, "Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!"

Reporter [to Rex Banner]: What about the beer baron?
Rex Banner: I suspect he was just a figment of the media. The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. (tries to laugh, chokes and coughs instead) Well, you all know what laughter sounds like

Ha, was on about an hour ago.

Heisenberg1

“Well, looks like we put the kibosh on another two bit telephone swindle, boys. Frankly, I would’ve expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag.”

Chief Wiggum: He's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years. Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your ass round the clock, and the only way out is suicide.

DazMarz

Homer: Rex Banner... pffft, what a dope!

Bart: Yeah! Look at him try to aim that stupid gun!

(BLAM! A bullethole appears in the windscreen)

*****

Marge: What happened to you, Homer?! And what have you done to the car?!

Homer: Nothin'.

Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before...

Homer: "Before, before"... You're livin' in the past, Marge! Quit livin' in the past!

wnolan1992

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

“Well, looks like we put the kibosh on another two bit telephone swindle, boys. Frankly, I would’ve expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag.”

Chief Wiggum: He's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years. Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your ass round the clock, and the only way out is suicide.

I love when Wiggum slams down on the roof of the car when he says "whomping". :pac:

Orim

Watched my first new episode in a good while...

My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Luckily the next episode is the Itchy and Scratchy movie

Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

paddylonglegs

We wuv wiggum

Galway K9

Galway K9 wrote: »

Its either Rex banner Beer baron episode or the scorpio episode that would win the best episode ever.

Nah, Cape Feare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWvZFVKxPpU

Moneymaker

McGarnagle: You gotta tell em what you saw Billy.
Billy: But i'm scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: Please Billy, do it for me.
Billy: Ok...for you...McGarnagle.

*cut*

McGarnagles Boss:Well I hope you're happy McGarnagle, they slit Billy's throat from ear to ear!
McGarnagle:Hey, i'm trying to have lunch here!

Nerdkiller1991

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

Riddle101

Hail to the bus driver,
Bus driver!
Bus driver!
Hail to the bus driver,
Bus driver man.

He yells and he cusses,
and smells up the busses,
Hail to the bus driver,
Bus driver man.

He steps on the clutch
and the toilet goes flush.
Hail to the bus driver,
Bus driver man.

Nerdkiller1991

Riddle101 wrote: »

He steps on the clutch
and the toilet goes flush.
Hail to the...

"SHUT UP!"

pajor

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

Wiggum: 'The baby looked at you?

[picks up phone] Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers!'

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

pajor wrote: »

Wiggum: 'The baby looked at you?

[picks up phone] Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers!'

'Thank you Sarah'

paddylonglegs

"Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers"

longhalloween

Marge: "Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?"

Homer: "Do ya think he noticed?"

paddylonglegs

You a winnah, ha ha ha
You a winnah, ha ha ha

andyman

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Sideshow Bob: [under the car] No!
Homer: Well, two against one..

Chancer3001

We're having a civil war re enactment so we're gonna need lots of Indians to shoot.


Apu : I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first

pajor

'How am I supposed to wait five days without shooting something?!'

toastedpickles

If I had my gun now i'd shoot you

Yeah well you don't

Burlap_Sack

Homer: Do you know how to cook dinner?
Milhouse Van Houten: [excitedly] Do I?
[starts looking through a cabinet, rummaging through pots and pans]

Kilkenny14

Lisa: “It’s going to be destroyed, didn’t you hear what the guy in the building said?”

Homer: “Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don’t have to think all the time.”

paddylonglegs

I call the big one Bi-ey

Nerdkiller1991

paddylonglegs wrote: »

I call the big one Bitey

OH COME ON! You didn't even try to get that one right.

paddylonglegs

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

OH COME ON! You didn't even try to get that one right.

Buh? Where have I gone wrong wise one?

Nerdkiller1991

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Buh? Where have I gone wrong wise one?

He calls the big one Bitey. Not Bi-ey. It doesn't even make sense.

Valentina

Reverend Lovejoy: Well, It appears science has failed again, in front of overwhelming religious evidence.
Lisa: But..
Moe: Go home, science girl.
Lisa: I am home.
Moe: Good, stay there.

paddylonglegs

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

He calls the big one Bitey. Not Bi-ey. It doesn't even make sense.

You should brush up on your quotes there mr. Smartzenheimer. There is clearly no pronunciation of the letter t in the name, resulting in bite-ee. Therefore, its pronounced bi-ey.

GarH

What are you talking about?
Bi-ey is a perfectly cromulent word.

Nerdkiller1991

GarH wrote: »

What are you talking about?
Bi-ey is a perfectly cromulent word.

Hardly embiggening, though.