Dental plan!

Burt Macklin

Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you?

Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.

Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.

paddylonglegs

Kent brockman: Next - E.T phone Homer....SIMPSON that is!

viper006

Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
Principal Skinner: How ironic.

wnolan1992

Not so fast Flanders! I believe there's still the issue of your missing wife?!

Um, I'm right here...

Oh, well I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little ppackage.... What? I really mean it. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

---

"And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing, so that when she asks later I can say I already told her! [...] And now I can't stop talking like this! Heeelp me Lisa, I have serious emotional problems!"

Burt Macklin

[a stone suddenly crashes through Burns' library glass window, landing at his feet. He picks it up]

Mr. Burns: Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.

Waylon Smithers: I think it is a rock, sir.

Mr. Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

Burt Macklin

From the same episode

Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Not so fast Flanders! I believe there's still the issue of your missing wife?!

Um, I'm right here...

Oh, well I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little ppackage.... What? I really mean it. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

---

"And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing, so that when she asks later I can say I already told her! [...] And now I can't stop talking like this! Heeelp me Lisa, I have serious emotional problems!"

Al Jean? Is that you?

Jikashi

NiallMH93 wrote: »

From the same episode

Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Do you worst!

Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons...

toastedpickles

Mr Moe! steady as she goes!

Aye aye....ya big dummy

God what a dummy

cherryghost

Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!

pajor

cherryghost wrote: »

Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!

Hmmmm. Sounds good.

Kilkenny14

NiallMH93 wrote: »

From the same episode

Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!

HE LOCKED THE DOOR!

RobbingBandit

cherryghost wrote: »

Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!

Unke Moe, this sodie is too cold my teef hurt

toastedpickles

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Unke Moe, this sodie is too cold my teef hurt

Awwww your teef hurt, your teef hurt? WELL THAT'S TOO FREAKIN' BAD, AND YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FREAKIN SODIE TOO!

Owww my freakin ears!

Moneymaker

Skinner: I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly!
Wiggum: He's crazy, boys. Get the taser.

DazMarz

When the weight of the world has got ya down,
and you wanna end your life;
bills to pay, a dead end job and problems with the wife.

But don't throw in the towel,
cos there's a place right down the block;
where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Moe's
(Let's all go to Flaming Moe's),
Where liquor in a mug,
(Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug
(Flaming Moe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

Ken.

In memory of Edna K (Marcia Wallace)
Principal Seymour Skinner: Edna, control your student. He's ruined more school assemblies than the sun in the northern window.
Edna Krabappel: I tried, but he's uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.

May she rest in peace.

Burt Macklin

ken wrote: »

In memory of Edna K (Marcia Wallace)
Principal Seymour Skinner: Edna, control your student. He's ruined more school assemblies than the sun in the northern window.
Edna Krabappel: I tried, but he's uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.

May she rest in peace.

Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.

RobbingBandit

Poor Ned, lost another wife. RIP Mrs K.

Titzon Toast

"Lousy civilians, I'd love to burn em all" - Fire chief Moe.

pajor

Just watched the one where Bart is Mrs K's penpal lover - 'Bart the Lover'.

RIP Mrs K

Jikashi

Kent Brockman: Rainier Wolfcastle, star of McBain and the upcoming film ‘Help! My Son Is a Nerd!’.
Rainier Wolfcastle: My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I’m horrified to find he’s a nerd.
KB: Ha ha ha, I’m laughing already.
RW: It’s not a comedy.

Riddle101

These aren't actually quote, but really well edited videos of The Simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RyqtrGnicc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Qv2hCprbs

The Big Smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMJvdC9yoc

michaelr666

Chief: Ya busted up that crack house pretty good MacGarnagle, but did you have to break so much furniture?

McGarnagle: You had a real good view...from behind your desk.

Chief: You're off the case McGarnagle!

McGarnagle: You're off YOUR case Chief!

Chief: What does that mean exactly?

Homer: (watching TV): It means he gets results, you stupid Chief!

Lisa: Dad, sit down.

paddylonglegs

The Big Smoke wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMJvdC9yoc

So glad the shot gun was used right at the end

Omackeral

Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.

Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?

Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?

Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

EuskalHerria

Omackeral wrote: »

Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.

Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?

Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?

Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

Always loved the line right after that.

Lucious Sweet: The champ has no time for further queries. This parole hearing is over!.

Omackeral

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Always loved the line right after that.

Lucious Sweet: The champ has no time for further queries. This parole hearing is over!.

Or after Moe bails Homer out of the fight...

Drederick Tatum: Homer, your manger obviously loves you very much. Lucious, would you do that for me?

Lucious Sweet: Absolutely I would *kind-hearted laughter*.... NOW GET IN THE VAN!

McChubbin

GO, ABERDEEN! :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odpEZn4Cmc0