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    #4472
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    "ooh they used nylon rope this time, it feels so smooth on my skin, almost sensuous"


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    #4473
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    someone was watching sky this evening. :)


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    #4474
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    someone was watching sky this evening. :)

    Hehehe maaaaybe :P


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    #4475
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    Probably misses his old glasses.


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    #4476
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Beekeeper 1: TO THE BEE MOBILE!
    Beekeeper 2: Don't you mean your Chevy?
    Beekeeper 1: Yes


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    #4477
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




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    #4478
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I cant live the button down life like you.
    I want it ALL. the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.
    Sure I may offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odours. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues stroke their beards and talk about, what is to be done with this Homer Simpson.


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    #4479
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's secret, illegal account.
    ...
    Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
    Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
    Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
    Ah, it's too hot today...


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    #4480
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHz-Ji-Tiw


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    #4481
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Homer: (sitting at the bottom of the stairs, waiting for Bart; accusatory tone) Hello, son... where have you been?

    Bart: Playing with Milhouse.

    Homer: (jumps up dramatically and towers over Bart) No you haven't! You've been out gallavanting around with that FLOOZIE of a Bigger Brother of yours! Haven't you?! Haven't you?! Loooook at me...

    Bart: Dad... it just kinda happened. You're taking this too hard!

    Homer: How would you like me to take it?! 'Go ahead, Bart! Have your fun! I'll be waiting for you?!'... I'm sorry... I can't do it!

    Bart: (in a daring-you-on tone) Well, what are you going to do?

    Homer: (pours brandy from a crystal decanter and narrows eyes; sinister tone) Oh-ho-ho... you'll see...


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    #4482
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    "See I thought she said she was sick of having babies, when really she said she was sick of having rabies."

    "Gimme back my belly-fruit!"


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    #4483
    sinjin_smythe
    Registered Users Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    sex cauldron!


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    #4484
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    weedhead wrote: »
    sex cauldron!

    I thought they shut that place down?!


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    #4485
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Best running joke in an episode. The one where Marge starts working at the Power Plant.

    Homer to Marge: “Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?”

    Smithers to Marge: "And here's your office. I'd give you the key, but that idiot Tibor lost it."

    Homer to Marge: "I'm used to seeing people get promoted ahead of me. Friends, colleagues, Tibor, but I never though id'd be my own wife"


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    #4486
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Buenos noches! :pac:



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    #4487
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    “Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next thing, block it out!"

    It is such a bizarrely nonsense statement :pac: When in the **** has mankind intended to destroy the sun :D


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    #4488
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Apu; Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bas****, I salute you!


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    #4489
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    haro124 wrote: »
    Apu; Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bas****, I salute you!


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    #4490
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,132 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    One of the best scenes ever in any episode.

    Homer Simpson: Eight kids?... Hmmm.
    Homer Simpson: I'm sterile, right baby doll?
    Marge Simpson: Yes dear, from the nuclear plant.
    Homer Simpson: Beautiful.


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    #4491
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.
    Apu: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.
    Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic...maybe you two should get a nanny.
    Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread?! Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and...banana bread?! What the hell were you thinking?! Banana bre--Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby.


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    #4492
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Jikashi wrote: »
    Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.
    Apu: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.
    Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic...maybe you two should get a nanny.
    Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread?! Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and...banana bread?! What the hell were you thinking?! Banana bre--Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby.

    Marge: *enthusiastic hum*
    Homer: "MARGE, NO!"


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    #4493
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?

    Hahahahahaha!

    All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
    All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!

    Hahahahahaha!

    Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!


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    #4494
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Marge: Why do you read that "Free" column, Homer? They never have anything good!

    Homer: (sees ad for "Free Trampoline") OH MY GOD!!!

    Lisa: What is it?!

    Homer: TRAMAPOLINE!!! TRAMBAPOLINE!!! (runs out)

    Bart: He said what now?

    ****

    (Homer speeds along the road, trying to get to the address to get the free trampoline; a car is backing out of a driveway)

    Homer: Oh no you DON'T! That trampoline is MINE!

    (smashes into other car, causing it to tip over onto it's side)

    ****

    (Homer tries to return the trampoline to Krusty, arriving with the trampoline tied to the roof of his car. Krusty is on his porch in a rocking chair)

    Homer: Hey, Krusty. I'm bringing back the-

    Krusty: (produces and cocks a shotgun) You just keep right on driving....

    ****

    Groundskeeper Willie: Ach, af alected meeyar, ma first acht wall bee tae kall the whole loat of yah and boorn yar toon ta sindars!!!

    ****

    Moe: They're headin' for the Old Mill!!!

    Homer: No we're not!

    Moe: Well... let's go to the Old Mill anyway! Get some cider!!!


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    #4495
    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    http://i.imgur.com/fv0gtpL.png


    Moe - Come on..... you gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walkin' around on pipes!”
    Repo Depot Guy - “Hey, next time, pay your bills.”
    Moe - But I don't wannnnnna!


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    #4496
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Protect the queen!
    Which one's the queen?
    I'm the queen!
    No your not!

    -glass smashes-

    FREEDOM!! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!!!


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    #4497
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Bart: And for a test of thy faith!?! Rodd, Walk through the wall....and i will remove it for you......

    [Rodd walks into the wall]

    Bart: ..Later.


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    #4498
    tony007
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭tony007


    Careful, they're ruffled!


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    #4499
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    tony007 wrote: »
    Careful, they're ruffled!

    They'l clog the instruments!!


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    #4500
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Homer: but where will I sleep?

    Spangler: we can talk about that when were both standing naked in front of the bed. Yeesh, do I have to think of everything!?


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    #4501
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    *Marge "Hello Principal Dondelinger"
    Dondelinger "Oh Marge Bouvier, so good to see you...sorry sir we're not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight but we will be putting some scraps by the back door"
    Homer "D'oh!"
    Dondelinger "Oh it's you Simpson, yick!!!"


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