Dental plan!

Nerdkiller1991

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Riddle101

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. So the next time you see the sheriff, shoot him................. A smile"

toastedpickles

Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Random guy in toilet: That's right triangle you idiot!

Homer: Do'h!

munster87

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.

Riddle101

Riddle101 wrote: »

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. So the next time you see the sheriff, shoot him................. A smile"

"She didn't do it! She didn't do it!"

Nerdkiller1991

Deleted User wrote: »

"She didn't do it! She didn't do it!"

That's the last time I accept cheques from you.

Chancer3001

We're sending our love down the well...all the way down

Galway K9

Chancer3001 wrote: »

Homer: but where will I sleep?

Spangler: we can talk about that when were both standing naked in front of the bed. Yeesh, do I have to think of everything!?

You're Hagin' days are over!!!

Wise Old Elf

Fiddle dedee, that will require a tetanus shot.

Disco Stuart

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Fiddle dedee, that will require a tetanus shot.

Watching it now you are?

wnolan1992

I'm not going to swear... but I am going to TEAR THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN! *kicks*



Wow, Maggie, cute.
No! Behind her!
Beer!

Dear baby,

Welcome to dumpsville. Population, you!

PointLe55

It's like, has anybody ever seen that movie 'TRON'?
No
No
No
No
No
No
Yes! ..I mean no

wnolan1992

PointLe55 wrote: »

It's like, has anybody ever seen that movie 'TRON'?
No
No
No
No
No
No
Yes! ..I mean no

As of two hours ago, I can say "Yes!" to this question for the first time. :pac:


Not gonna lie, all during the film I was like "OH! That's what they were referencing in that episode!"

toastedpickles

Abortions for all.

Booooo!

Very well, no abortions for anyone.

Booooo!

Hmm… Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Yaaaaaay!

Noccy_Mondy

Ahh jeez, there was me thinking that this thread was about people talking about their teeth.... Now that i've gone into it... :pac:

Noccy_Mondy

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

paddylonglegs

Oooo, a fresh batch of America balls!

Omackeral

Skinner: (after consulting his wristwatch).... Okay that's exactly one moment.

iDave

'You don't win friends with salad'

pajor

iDave wrote: »

'You don't win friends with salad'

Lisa: It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

(mumbling crowd)

Barney: Go back to Russia!

Burt Macklin

toastedpickles wrote: »

Abortions for all.

Booooo!

Very well, no abortions for anyone.

Booooo!

Hmm… Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Yaaaaaay!

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. if you can think of a simpler way i'd like to hear it.

ivytwine

Omackeral wrote: »

Skinner: (after consulting his wristwatch).... Okay that's exactly one moment.

Who Shot Mr Burns Part 2:

"I hope all our suspects are this much fun!"

Skinner: "Now....

now....

let me, let me see...."

Suryavarman

Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers? [Two guys raise their hands] Beat it! I got no room for cheapskates.

Marge [to Homer]: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long. [leaves]

wnolan1992

"LOOK AT ME! I'M THE PRIME MINISTER OF IRELAND!"

""What are you looking at?" the innocent words, of a drunken child."

Noccy_Mondy

24 years to the day since the first episode aired. Fun fact of the day... :P

Nerdkiller1991

NiallMH93 wrote: »

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. if you can think of a simpler way i'd like to hear it.

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

toastedpickles

Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car"
"You have 10 minutes"
"Your car has been impounded"
"Your car has been crushed into a cube"
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube"

*ring ring*

Hello, Mr. Burns' office.

Is it about my cube?

spitfireIRL

Quiet Lou, or I'll bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin!