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    #4562
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Why were you referencing it if he already knew what the reference was?
    I was just making a joke. That was all.


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    #4563
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    I was just making a joke. That was all.

    Eeeexcellent.

    Ex-ex-ell-ent

    EXCELLENTE!


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    #4564
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Eeeexcellent.

    Ex-ex-ell-ent

    EXCELLENTE!

    Homer: Exxxxxactly


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    #4565
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
    [pause]
    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That's the joke.
    Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
    [McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]


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    #4566
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Marzipan85 wrote: »
    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
    [pause]
    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That's the joke.
    Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
    [McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]


    The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.


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    #4567
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    DazMarz wrote: »
    The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.

    How do you sleep at night?


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    #4568
    Burt Macklin
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Burt Macklin


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    How do you sleep at night?

    On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.


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    #4569
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he
    appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
    Wiggum: Well, your story is _very_ compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, uh,
    Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
    [Wiggum raises his arms and starts typing on air in sarcasm]
    [starts humming]
    Homer: You don't have to humiliate me.


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    #4570
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Marzipan85 wrote: »
    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
    [pause]
    Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That's the joke.
    Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
    [McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
    "And now my Woody Allen impression. I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

    "Hey, that one really sucked!"

    *McBain tosses grenade to audience*


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    #4571
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    I was just making a joke. That was all.

    Stand up for yourself poindexter!


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    #4572
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "Like these loafers? Check your closet, there's a pair just like 'em in there for you. Don't like them? Get the hell out of here. *throws shoes* You ever seen a guy say goodbye to a pair of shoes before?"

    "Heh heh... Once"


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    #4573
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    That guy's louder than World War 2, Ray go and see what the rhubarb is will ya?


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    #4574
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    That guy's louder than World War 2, Ray go and see what the rhubarb is will ya?

    Hey! My taxes pay for that horn!!!


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    #4575
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    That_Guy wrote: »
    "Like these loafers? Check your closet, there's a pair just like 'em in there for you. Don't like them? Get the hell out of here. *throws shoes* You ever seen a guy say goodbye to a pair of shoes before?"

    "Heh heh... Once"

    They were actually moccasins... ;)


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    #4576
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    DazMarz wrote: »
    They were actually moccasins... ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxPF9AeHznE


    ;)


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    #4577
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    DazMarz wrote: »
    They were actually moccasins... ;)

    NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!


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    #4578
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey, buddy!!! Did you get a load of the nerd?!


    Pardon me???


    :D



    NOTE: there is virtually no scenario in real life that cannot be made better by throwing an auld Simpsons quote into it... ;)


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    #4579
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


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    #4580
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Hey, buddy!!! Did you get a load of the nerd?!


    Pardon me???


    :D



    NOTE: there is virtually no scenario in real life that cannot be made better by throwing an auld Simpsons quote into it... ;)

    :D there is not, i was in an all you can eat a while back and this guy was clearing the place out, all i could think was

    "tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine!" :pac:


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    #4581
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    :D there is not, i was in an all you can eat a while back and this guy was clearing the place out, all i could think was

    "tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine!" :pac:

    "And what did you do when you couldn't find another all you can eat seafood restaurant?"

    "We went fishing"


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    #4582
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Please don't take the steam tray. Sir!


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    #4583
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    The Simpsons has taught me so much about American culture - Urkel....moccasins......Whitey Ford


    [\quote] NOTE: there is virtually no scenario in real life that cannot be made better by throwing an auld Simpsons quote into it... ;) [/quote]


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    #4584
    Cake Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    Moleman: "I want the biggest bell you have.........no that's too big"

    Roger Myers: "Here are two free passes"
    Homer: "But there are four of us?"
    Roger Myers: "I said here are two free passes"
    Homer (with smug face): "That's better"


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    #4585
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'Yeah I seen her, that is to say I saw her'

    'Yeah I saw her, that is to say I seen her'


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    #4586
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
    Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
    Lionel Hutz: Three.
    Homer: Two.
    Lionel Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
    Homer: Done!
    Lionel Hutz: (Proudly)Still got it.


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    #4587
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Assistant: Mayor, there’s an angry mob to see you.
    Quimby: Does it have an appointment?
    Assistant: Uhhh… yes, it does.
    Skinner (from the back): I phoned ahead!

    ---

    Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
    Marge: That’s because you were drunk.
    Homer: And how!

    ---

    Chief Wiggum: Sarah, you’re as lovely as the day I first arrested you.
    Sarah: Oh, Clancy!
    Chief: You know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you. I was so shy...


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    #4588
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
    There's a hole in my heart,
    As deep as that well,
    For that poor little boy whose,
    Stuck halfway to hell!

    Though we can't get him out,
    We'll do the next best thing!

    We'll go on TV and sing, sing, siiiing!

    Oh we're sending our love down the well! [ALL THE WAY DOWN!]
    We're sending our love down the well! [DOWN THAT WELL!!]
    ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫


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    #4589
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen online!!!




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grooiUZkinA


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    #4590
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    ^^ That gets fierce annoying after about 10 seconds :P


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    #4591
    Kirby
    Registered Users Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen online!!!




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grooiUZkinA
    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    ^^ That gets fierce annoying after about 10 seconds :P

    Yeah. It and it didn't even work while I gas you.


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