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    #4592
    OntheStrings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭OntheStrings


    "Here comes that canonball guy, He's cool."

    "..Are you being sarcastic dude?"

    " I don't even know anymore."


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    #4593
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    OntheStrings wrote: »
    "Here comes that canonball guy, He's cool."

    "..Are you being sarcastic dude?"

    " I don't even know anymore."

    'The toontown twosome beloved by everyone even cynical members of Generation X!'

    'Pfft.. yeah. "Groovy!" '


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    #4594
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.


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    #4595
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    No, it says here Larry White!!


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    #4596
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    No, it says here Larry White!!


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    #4597
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Padkir wrote: »
    No, it says here Larry White!!

    I think I know my own name


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    #4598
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    iDave wrote: »
    I think I know my own name

    Yea, well we'll see.


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    #4599
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Skinner: There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.

    Groundskeeper Willie: Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!!


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    #4600
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Homer: Uh, buh, buh, we're new foreign exchange students from ... uh, um ... Scotland!

    Willie: Saints be praised, I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?

    Homer: Uh ... North ... Kilt town.

    Willie: No foolin'! I'm from North Kilt town! Do you know Angus McLeod?

    Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilt town! Why, you're not from Scotland at all!

    (I really really love Groundskeeper Willie)


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    #4601
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    'Damn Scots.. they ruined Scotland!'


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    #4602
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    There's nary a man alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!


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    #4603
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'I 'ate your dog'


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    #4604
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    iDave wrote: »
    'I 'ate your dog'

    "I even 'ate the mess he left on the floor.... Ya heard me"


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    #4605
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.
    Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.
    Groundskeeper Willie: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME!


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    #4606
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?

    Lunchlady Doris    : Yes. Yes, we do.

    Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!

    Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.


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    #4607
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Groundskeeper Willie: I]speaking about Scottish history and culture[/I Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.


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    #4608
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Groundskeeper Willie: I have some information for you, but it's gonna be hard to hear.

    Bart: Why, because of your stupid accent?

    Groundskeeper Willie: Ach, nay! Because of it's upsetting nature.


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    #4609
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Skinner: Willie! Remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms.
    Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!


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    #4610
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Skinner: Willie! Remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms.
    Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

    Gotta be my favourite Groundskeeper Willie line. :D


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    #4611
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Me? Go to my office? It's highly irregular, but ok.


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    #4612
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    'And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!'

    Huh.. relevant. :pac:


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    #4613
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Homer: Hey, hey! You're taking our grease!

    Goon #1: It's our grease now.

    (He takes Homer's shovel and hits him in the head with it.)

    Goon #2: We run the grease racket in this town.

    (The goons start to walk away.)

    Homer: Hey, that's my shovel!

    Goon #1: We also run the shovel racket.


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    #4614
    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Previous instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.


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    #4615
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    banquo wrote: »
    Previous instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
    Wrong.



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    #4616
    OntheStrings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭OntheStrings


    Groundskeeper Willie: BONJOOOUUUURRRRRRR..ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!


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    #4617
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
    (remembers)
    Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
    Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
    Cop: My mistake.


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    #4618
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    pajor wrote: »
    Gotta be my favourite Groundskeeper Willie line. :D

    Love this one:

    WILLIE: And me firrst act as mayor will be ta KILL the whole lot a ya!!!... I know it's on!!!


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    #4619
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Joe's Crematorium. You Kill 'em, We Grill 'em!


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    #4620
    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    "Are these the actions of a man who'd had ALL he could EAT?"

    /cut to really fat jury

    "No no no no no"

    /One jurist stands up

    "That could have been ME!"


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    #4621
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    I was a fool to think anyone would want nude pictures of whoopi golberg


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