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    #4622
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Burlap_Sack wrote: »
    I was a fool to think anyone would want nude pictures of whoopi golberg
    *tosses pictures down bottomless pit, only to be thrown back up*

    "WHAT THE!?"


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    #4623
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,171 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    James Woods: Hey, hey, hey, get over here! Okay, you're you and I'm me.

    Jimbo: I'm me?

    James Woods: Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.


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    #4624
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Skinner (over announcing system): Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man --

    Nelson: Radio_active_ Man, stupid!

    Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that. Anyway, uh, Hollywood Studio has decided to film the Radioactive Man movie here in Springfield.

    Kids: Yay!

    Skinner: And they will be holding auditions to find a local youngster to play Fallout Boy.

    [kids all gasp, their hats fly off]

    Skinner: Oh, and the air conditioner will be fixed this afternoon.


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    #4625
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

    (who is saying boo-urns?)


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    #4626
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Let me be blunt: is there a labour crisis in America today?

    Well that depends on what you mean by 'cwisis'.


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    #4627
    OntheStrings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭OntheStrings


    Grampa: "On one of my frequent trips to the ground I noticed Malloy wore sneakers..for sneaking."


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    #4628
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    OntheStrings wrote: »
    Grampa: "On one of my frequent trips to the ground I noticed Malloy wore sneakers..for sneaking."

    "There was something about the way he walked I couldnt quite put my finger on. Much more vertical then usual!"


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    #4629
    BOHtox
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    "There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess". He then blasts open the door and sprays the retirement home with a tommy gun!

    http://i.imgur.com/ZMxUJ.png


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    #4630
    Tommay
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tommay


    Bart was feeling mighty blue
    It's a shame what school can do
    For no reason, here's Apu

    http://i.imgur.com/ZU5P8ge.png


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    #4631
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I hate every ape I see , from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzeeeee!


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    #4632
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I hate every ape I see , from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzeeeee!

    Oh my god!
    I was wrong.
    It was earth, all along.
    I guess they've finally made a monkey. yes they've finally made a monkey.
    They've finally made a monkey, out, of, meeeeee!


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    #4633
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Oh my god!
    I was wrong.
    It was earth, all along.
    I guess they've finally made a monkey. yes they've finally made a monkey.
    They've finally made a monkey, out, of, meeeeee!

    I love you, Dr Zaius!


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    #4634
    OntheStrings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭OntheStrings


    "The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes.. wait a minute, statue of liberty....that was OUR planet! you maniacs! you blew it up! DAMN YOU!... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"


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    #4635
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    No Mr Simpson, a cat is a living creature!


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    #4636
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    No Mr Simpson, a cat is a living creature!

    Now I'm gonna get me some sweet can!


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    #4637
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Lumber, we need lumbeeeer


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    #4638
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
    You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
    Any man scoring has to chug a beer.
    You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
    Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
    Chief Wiggum:Hey, we know how to play softball.


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    #4639
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Lumber, we need lumbeeeer

    He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny.


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    #4640
    Cake Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    He took the boy!!?? That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart......THAT WASN'T PAAAAAARRRRT


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    #4641
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'Let me be blunt, is there a labour crisis in America?'

    'That depends what you mean by cwisis'


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    #4642
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    [Homer is underwater]
    Chief Wiggum: That car thief can't hold his breath forever.
    Lou: And if he can, Chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Then God help us

    Police Chief Wiggum: You're under arrest, Sideshow Bob!
    Sideshow Bob: BY LUCIFER'S BEARD!
    Police Chief Wiggum: Uh... Yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!

    [Suggestions on how to spend Mr. Burns' $3 million]
    Apu: Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
    Chief Wiggum: Crybaby.


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    #4643
    Tommay
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tommay


    That’s his lucky red hat. He’s a box! My boy’s a box! Damn you, a box!


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    #4644
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,613 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones!

    Mr. Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.

    Joey Ramone: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!

    Johnny Ramone: Hey, up yours, Springfield!

    Two, three, four!
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday!
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday!
    Happy Birthday, Burnsey!
    Happy Birthday to you!

    CJ Ramone: Go to hell, you old b*st*rd!

    Marky Ramone: Hey, I think they liked us.

    Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.

    Smithers: But sir, those aren't the...

    Mr. Burns: Do as I say!


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    #4645
    Greg M
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭Greg M


    Hans Moleman: Combed... Biscuits... Chicken... Yellow... Mailman...
    Waitress: You're reading the wine list, sir.
    Hans Moleman: Very good.


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    #4646
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    This isn't my house... :confused:


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    #4647
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Bake 'em away, toys.


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    #4648
    Greg M
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭Greg M


    Mr. Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms...

    Hans Moleman: Oh, no. My brains.


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    #4649
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Mindy has a motorcycle.


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    #4650
    BigBrownBear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭BigBrownBear


    Hogzy wrote: »
    "To Start Press any key, Wheres the any key?"

    Stolen years later and planted into mrs brown ****e :mad:


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    #4651
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong.

    And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong.

    And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off.


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