Dental plan!

FarmerBrowne · 13-01-2014 6:56pm

We're picking up the weirdo and that's final

FarmerBrowne · 13-01-2014 7:02pm

We're picking up the weirdo and that's final

Skylinehead · 13-01-2014 7:12pm

BigBrownBear wrote: »

Stolen years later and planted into mrs brown ****e :mad:

And not even done nearly as well.

"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab..."

BNMC · 13-01-2014 7:53pm

Cookie Kwan: Ah, so cheap eh?
Homer: (bows, in Asian accent) Ahso sheepay to you!

Everytime.

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-01-2014 8:23pm

DAMMIT, why can't I embed images here:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpc3tavgr21qi5wn7o1_500.png

And some audio while we're at it, this never fails to have me on the floor:

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season12/praiseland20.mp3

pajor · 13-01-2014 8:48pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

DAMMIT, why can't I embed images here:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpc3tavgr21qi5wn7o1_500.png

And some audio while we're at it, this never fails to have me on the floor:

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season12/praiseland20.mp3

Cos you can't embed images in AH!

Nerdkiller1991 · 13-01-2014 8:58pm

BNMC wrote: »

Cookie Kwan: Ah, so cheap eh?
Homer: (bows, in Asian accent) Ahso sheepay to you!

Everytime.

"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NEW SIMPSONS THE WEST SIDE!?"

wnolan1992 · 13-01-2014 9:22pm

"I was looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide." :P

"Only your father could take a part time writing job at a local newspaper and end up the target of international assassins."

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-01-2014 9:31pm

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"I was looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide." :P

"Only your father could take a part time writing job at a local newspaper and end up the target of international assassins."

It's low fat!

Nerdkiller1991 · 13-01-2014 9:37pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

It's low fat!

"NOOOOO!"

wnolan1992 · 13-01-2014 10:01pm

"Haha! Lou and his frittatas!"

McChubbin · 13-01-2014 10:19pm

Been trying to find a video of it but Youtube is being finicky so I'll try and see if I remember all the lyrics to my favorite ever song from The Simpsons...

Homer: #You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart... and no-body would caaaare! But the heart and soul of Springfield's in.. Le Maison Deriareeee!

Belle: #We're the sauce on your steak! We're the cheese in your cake! We put the "spring" in Springfield!#

Dancers: #We're the lace on your night gown, the point after touchdown! Yes, we put the "spring" in Springfield!

Belle: #We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice! A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price!#

Rev. Lovejoy: #Our only major quarrells is your total lack of morals!#

Dancers: #Our skimpy costumes a'int so bad! They seem to entertain your dad!#

Dancers: # The gin in your Martini, the clams on your legueni! Yes, we keep the *boing!* in Springfield!#

Krusty: # We remember our first visit!#

Mayor Quimby: #The service was exquisete!#

Quimby's Wife: Why Joesph, I had no idea!

Quimby: C'mon now, you were working here!

Grampa: #Without it, we'd have no fun, since the March of 1961!#

Bart: # To shut them down, that would be twisted!#

Jimbo, Nelso & Kerney: # WE JUST HEARD THIS PLAAACE EXISTEEED!#

Dancers: # We're the highlights in your hairdo!#

Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu!

Dancers: # So don't take the- *bang*

Everyone: # We won't take the *wooooooo-oooop!*#

Dancers: # Yes, let's be the.. *bang!* ..Innnnnn Sprrrriiiingfieeeld!#

EDIT: Found it!!

dr.fuzzenstein · 14-01-2014 9:25am

She taught us the joy of shame and the shame of joy

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 14-01-2014 9:37am

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NEW SIMPSONS THE WEST SIDE!?"

No Cookie! I'm scared of you..

dr.fuzzenstein · 14-01-2014 11:10am

Bart: "I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o deathbed repentance."
Brother Faith: "Wow, that's a good angle... But that's not God's angle."

McChubbin · 14-01-2014 2:00pm

"Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked. Aw, c'mon, continue! Come on! Oh... All right, Lou, open fire."

eoin1981 · 14-01-2014 2:27pm

Mr Kidkill: You don't like my zoo? I dare you to look at a kangaroo and not laugh. I dare you.

McChubbin · 14-01-2014 3:44pm

Found a lovely, touching quote from one of the earlier season's "In the future" episodes- Lisa's Wedding. I miss these little moments of loveliness from the show. Goes to show how great the old episodes were.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.

Lisa: Oh, Dad --

Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--

Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.

Homer: See? You're still helping me.

catallus · 14-01-2014 10:52pm

Let us celebrate our new arrangement through the adding of chocolate to milk

OntheStrings · 15-01-2014 12:50am

Smithers"Crack that whip...Licorice whip!"

Riddle101 · 15-01-2014 2:29am

Gloria S: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
John S: That's enough, Gloria!
Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?
John S: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!
Gloria S: No, I'm not.
John S: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S: No, I'm not!
John S: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S: Get away from me, you swine!

FarmerBrowne · 15-01-2014 12:51pm

OK, OK...what if we use the $10,000 to, er, surgically transform Skinner here into, er...some kind of a lobster-like creature?

paddylonglegs · 15-01-2014 8:25pm

Trash eatin stink bags? Hey didn't you learn anything from love day?

budgie412 · 16-01-2014 2:18pm

Al from Bowling Alley: (sees reflection on Homer's head) Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
Homer: Mmm....no
Al: OK, then (checks hair, walks off)

dr.fuzzenstein · 16-01-2014 5:25pm

shimatta-baka-ni!
or:
どっ!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-01-2014 5:37pm

Do it for her.

IvySlayer · 16-01-2014 5:49pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Trash eatin stink bags? Hey didn't you learn anything from love day?

That was YESTERDAY, moron!

wnolan1992 · 16-01-2014 9:53pm

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Do it for her.

Homer's emotional scenes with Maggie are some of my favourite moments in the series. They are often incredibly moving and sweet.

[Homer takes Maggie up to bed]
Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
[Homer looks at her, leaves room and turns off light. After he's gone, Maggie removes pacifier.]
Maggie: Daddy.

dr.fuzzenstein · 16-01-2014 10:46pm

Grampa: Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? I'm not kidding, I can't see, my retinas have detached again!

Nerdkiller1991 · 17-01-2014 1:16am

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Grampa: Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? I'm not kidding, I can't see, my retinas have detached again!

"He's as blind as a bat!"

Dental plan!

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