Dental plan!

OntheStrings

I know you can read my thoughts boy...meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Sunglasses Ron

Bono: Wait, people. He's talking about waste management, that affects the whole damn planet!
The Edge: Awww, here he goes! Anyone fancy going to Moe's for a pint?
Adam Clayton: Can I come?
The Edge: [looks at Larry Mullen Jnr] No!
Adam Clayton: [whispers] ****!

dr.fuzzenstein

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

Bono: Wait, people. He's talking about waste management, that affects the whole damn planet!
The Edge: Awww, here he goes! Anyone fancy going to Moe's for a pint?
Adam Clayton: Can I come?
The Edge: [looks at Larry Mullen Jnr] No!
Adam Clayton: [whispers] ****!

Adam: Nine, if I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.

D_D

OntheStrings wrote: »

I know you can read my thoughts boy...meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

I actually counted the number of 'meows' to make sure you're right... They're all there!

Greg M

Mr. Burns' Dad: Oh, well. At least we still have his little brother, George.

George: Ba-bum-bum-bum, hold the sunshine bright on my old Kentucky home. Ba-bum-bum-bum. Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.

Lenin Skynard

What the hell you doing with my money at your house, Fred?

FarmerBrowne

Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt.That's Hollywood for ya.

krudler

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Homer's emotional scenes with Maggie are some of my favourite moments in the series. They are often incredibly moving and sweet.

[Homer takes Maggie up to bed]
Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
[Homer looks at her, leaves room and turns off light. After he's gone, Maggie removes pacifier.]
Maggie: Daddy.

"What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?"

paddylonglegs

"Sugar, doo doo do do doo doo
Aw honey honey, doo doo do do doo doo
You are myyyyyy Caaaannnndyyyyy guiuuuurrrrrllllllllll

gregers85

Principal Skinner: The year was 1968.
We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta.
An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!".
Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it.
But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us.
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.

I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Titzon Toast

So...You don't like the old time bikes eh? *kick*

Bart: Oh. Well, I guess that explains everything.

Homer: Not everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.

Maude: Um, I'm right here.

Homer: (sarcastically) Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package! (everyone looks at him) Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

I love that scene

Dirty Dingus McGee

Marge:Homer, you will find her (Selma) a man!
Homer:Okay.
Marge: And not just any man! He should be honest and caring and well-off and handsome!
Homer: Why should she have a better husband than you?

ivytwine

Sideshow Bob: Soon I will kill you...
Selma: What?
Sideshow Bob: Son pied sent il beau. French for "Her foot smells lovely."
Selma: Oh...
Sideshow Bob: Prepare to be murdered...
Selma: Huh?
Sideshow Bob: /eh pah dee meh moo-doo/. That's Sanskrit for "Your toes are like perfume."
Selma: Oh...
Sideshow Bob: Voy a matar a usted.
Selma: What?
Sideshow Bob: That's Spanish for... I'm going to kill you...
Selma: Say what?
Sideshow Bob: My dear I do believe it is time for your beloved MacGyver.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

2, 4, 6, 8, Homer's crime was very great!

Great meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!

Noccy_Mondy

Abe's dad: "See that, son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday."

Grampa: "Later that day, we set sail for America."

Burt Macklin

Now, My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

toastedpickles

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

wnolan1992

Burt Macklin wrote: »

Now, My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Hah! Dickety!

pajor

Burt Macklin wrote: »

Now, My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet.

McChubbin

I am evil Home-r! I am evil Home-r! XD

ivytwine

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Hah! Dickety!

Highly dubious!

toastedpickles

ivytwine wrote: »

Highly dubious!

What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

Titzon Toast

What's the scoop milkshakes?

dan1895

Flanders: I'm insisting on a fisting.

Smithers: what's this about a fisting?

McChubbin

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there... SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!

Chancer3001

I have misplaced my pants

dr.fuzzenstein

You'll have to speak up, I am wearing a towel.

Wotsername

Internet eh?

Wotsername

Now there's a Machiavellian Countenance.

(Homer listens to the wrong Learn while you sleep tape)