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    #4772
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Abe: I am the Lindberg Baby.
    F.B.I Agent: Sir are you trying to stall us or are you senile.
    Abe: A little of column A, a little of column B.

    ^^^

    http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af158/DorkKnight/GrampaSimpson-ColumnA-B.gif


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    #4773
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    Bart: You're up to something, aren't ya?
    Homer: No! I'm just going out to commit certain deeds.
    "Suckers."


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    #4774
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Hidely-ho, neighborino!


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    #4775
    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Lionel Hutz Esq.
    Works on contingency?

    No, money down!

    I enjoyed this post so much I put it in my sig.


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    #4776
    Dr Robotnik
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Dr Robotnik


    Don't thank me, thank the Moon's gravitational pull.


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    #4777
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    "Hi Homer, find your soulmate."
    "Wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!"
    *bark!*
    "Damn straight."


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    #4778
    Vincent Vega
    Registered Users Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    Child and Dad standing beside model volcano
    Kid: Can I touch it?
    Dad: I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now...
    Kid: But it's got my name on it.
    Dad: Just stand over there!
    [kid walks off screen]
    Over there!


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    #4779
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Krusty: [furious] You people are pigs!! [sobs] I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger!
    Homer: I like those odds.


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    #4780
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    Krusty: [furious] You people are pigs!! [sobs] I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger!
    Homer: I like those odds.

    Carl Lewis, I could kiss you!


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    #4781
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. Woop-woop-woop Move it, chowderhead! We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome."

    Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible! Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could-...

    Burns: Indestructable.


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    #4782
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Why are my teeth showing like that?


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    #4783
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I am riding on the bus!

    Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?

    Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns!


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    #4784
    EyeSight
    Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭EyeSight


    Marge?! Where are you?
    Did you change your name?
    Is it Kelly? Kelly?!


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    #4785
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Marge: I'm really worried about Lurleen.
    Homer: Yeah, me too. Since her father re-abandoned her, she cut the word "pop" out of all our foods.
    (Shows boxes that read ____ Tarts, Jiffy ___ ___ corn, ___eye's Chicken, ___pycock.)
    (Bart pours a box of Rice Krispies, The cereal falls out of a cutout where Pop should be.)
    Bart: You'd think living in a house of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing.


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    #4786
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Blaaaaahh Blueahhhh stupid animals!


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    #4787
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    If you don't listen to me, senator, there's not going to be a 4th of July!
    [...]
    I know the map is inside your eyelids, and I will turn them inside out if I have to!
    If you move that little top hat to St. James Place, we'll all be blown to kingdom come!
    Bring me every fish in that aquarium. One of them, is lying.


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    #4788
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    For the day that's in it



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    #4789
    gregers85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭gregers85


    Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.

    Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.

    Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

    Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.

    Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had....................... ALL he could eat?


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    #4790
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    Juror: That could have been me!


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    #4791
    dyeti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭dyeti


    Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
    Man in bathroom stall: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
    Homer: D'oh!


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    #4792
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    I heard they shaved a gorilla


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    #4793
    dyeti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭dyeti


    Mr Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working on a thousand typewriters! Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. Let me see... *grabs paper* It was the best of times... It was the BLURST OF TIMES!? Stupid monkey!

    Monkey: *waagh!*

    Burns: Oh shut up

    One of my favourite scenes ever :D (Along with the Dr Zaius musical, absolute genius)


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    #4794
    homemadecider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!


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    #4795
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'Care to join me in belt of Scotch?'


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    #4796
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Ahhh... That'll make your bull run!


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    #4797
    fortwilliam
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭fortwilliam


    .....I was saying Boooourns!


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    #4798
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    'He needs you to help Ned Flanders...'

    'Ned Flanders is in trouble??' :eek:


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    #4799
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    iDave wrote: »
    'Care to join me in belt of Scotch?'

    "It's 9:30 in the morning!"

    "Yeah... but I haven't slept in days... [takes a generous slug]... Last chance??? [Kills the bottle]... Oh yeaaaah..."


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    #4800
    Burlap_Sack
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack




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    #4801
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    The pink ones keep you from screaming!


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