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    #4952
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Homer: Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.


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    #4953
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    No cheating now. :D


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    #4954
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Happy Love Day everybody!!!


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    #4955
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    I choo-choo-chooose you!


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    #4956
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    pajor wrote: »
    I choo-choo-chooose you!

    It has a picture of a train on it!


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    #4957
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    iDave wrote: »
    Happy Love Day everybody!!!

    They didn't have any Lord Hoggington?!


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    #4958
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    krudler wrote: »
    They didn't have any Lord Hoggington?!

    They're all the same basic bear!


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    #4959
    burnhardlanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭burnhardlanger


    Duff......Gardens.....huraaaaahhh!.....*hoooooooooooooonk*


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    #4960
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "We think we know how your mind works Bart, so how about this, instead of an elephant we'll pay your principle to pull down his pants, and keep them down for the entire school year"
    "I'll do it Bart"
    "No"
    "Ok ok, well how about we use the money to transform Principle Skinner in to some sort of lobster like creature?"
    "Now wait just a second I didn't agree to that!"


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    #4961
    Julez
    Registered Users Posts: 2,845 ✭✭✭Julez


    "Especially Lisa... but, especially Bart!"


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    #4962
    budgie412
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭budgie412


    Smithers: Uh, sir, we found the problem. Some idiot threw this (charred donut) in the reactor core.Homer: Success!Burns: You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?Homer: Uh...it's my first day.Burns: Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on! (he walks off)Smithers: Sir, that's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years.Burns: Ohh, really? Why did you think you could lie to me?Homer: It's my first day.Burns: Well, why didn't you say-- Yawoo! You're fired!


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    #4963
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    burnhardlanger wrote: »
    Duff......Gardens.....huraaaaahhh!.....*hoooooooooooooonk*

    Love that episode, Homercles cares not for beans


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    #4964
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Homer no function beer well without


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    #4965
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
    Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?


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    #4966
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    [the School Bus needs to be filled with gas]
    Principal Skinner: [Speaking to Otto] Otto, we need you to fill up the bus. Here's the *credit card*.
    [Presents him with a hose]
    Otto: Ohh.
    Principal Skinner: And a mint for afterwards.
    [Later, when the class is running from the Civil Act Actors]
    Principal Skinner: Start the bus Otto! Start the bus!
    [Otto is sucking oil from the petrol tank of another bus. He spits it out]
    Otto: Damn, I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.


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    #4967
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Chief Wiggum: [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while.


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    #4968
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Moe: (Reading valentines card): to moe from your secret admirer
    Barney: yoohoo
    Moe: oh god no!


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    #4969
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Lou [to Eddie] I actually got into law school...I just couldn't afford it.
    Eddie: Quiet; I hear something.
    Lou: Yeah, that's my life slipping away.


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    #4970
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Lisa: you choo choo choose me?


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    #4971
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    Moe, moe, moe,
    Why don't you like me?
    Nobody likes me,
    Moe, moe, moe

    http://youtu.be/ND6Q6l-l6tE on a loop!!


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    #4972
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Dr. Nick: The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.


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    #4973
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    [It's time for the annual company physicals at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.]
    Tester: [looking at readout] "This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat!"
    [The tester turns to see Homer eating a chicken drumstick while he's suspended in the buoyancy tank.]
    Tester: "Hey, no eating in the tank!"
    Homer: "Go to Hell."


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    #4974
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    [While the Simpsons are listening to the radio]
    Bill Pie: [in a hurried voice] Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate. Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubbernecking and melon wrestling going on, so expect delays...


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    #4975
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Marge: "Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?"
    Homer: "Sure do. When you're 18, you're out the door!"

    Homer: "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."


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    #4976
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Sunday School teacher: (Looks at picture) Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.


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    #4977
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    [as Homer hangs naked, from a hot air balloon]
    Sideshow Mel: Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!


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    #4978
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    From the Duff gardens epsidoe, when Jub Jub is left to Marges mother by Great Aunt Gladys

    "Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her"


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    #4979
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Homer:Easy, easy. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes-- D'oh!
    Marge: Homer, can you run some lines with me?
    Homer: Make Bart do it.
    Marge: It'll just take a sec.
    [ Electronic Voice ]: Gutter ball!
    Homer: D'oh! You see, Marge, while you're off in your own little world you forgot that other people have problems too.


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    #4980
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    And this is the snack holder where I can put my beverage, or if you will, cupcake


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    #4981
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "The Lincoln Squirrel has been... assassinated. We'll stay with this story all Night if we have to...."


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