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    #4982
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Kent Brockman: And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.


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    #4983
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

    Homer: Well what do you call it?

    Moe: A car hole!


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    #4984
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

    Homer: Well what do you call it?

    Moe: A car hold!


    That's better :pac:


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    #4985
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Big Steve wrote: »
    That's better :pac:

    That quote was taken from the simpsons quoted page so.. :P
    Anyhow...
    Homer: Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you? ... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.


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    #4986
    Hockney
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Hockney


    Drederick Tatum: I have been paid millions, to endorse these butt-ugly shoes.


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    #4987
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Big Steve wrote: »
    That's better :pac:
    You've been to NeoGAF, haven't you?


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    #4988
    Big Bucks
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Big Bucks


    Boy, I tell ya, they only come out at night. Or in this case, the daytime. -Chief Wiggum


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    #4989
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Jeremy's..............iron


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    #4990
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    Jeremy's..............iron

    I bent my Wookie!


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    #4991
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    'I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!'


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    #4992
    Big Bucks
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Big Bucks


    'But Mr Hutz your card says you work on contingency'...........


    Works on contingency?
    No, Money down!


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    #4993
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Kent Brockman: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at eight o'clock for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came, and when Marge Simpson put the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.


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    #4994
    eoin1981
    Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭eoin1981


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

    Homer: Well what do you call it?

    Moe: A car hole!
    Big Steve wrote: »
    That's better :pac:

    Its definitely a car hole. Homer says it later....


    More moe/homer

    Moe: This deep fat fryer cooks a whole cow in 30 seconds.
    Homer: But I want it now....


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    #4995
    Big Bucks
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Big Bucks


    Uh, no you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1.........................2 - Chief Wiggum


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    #4996
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Big Bucks wrote: »
    Uh, no you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1.........................2 - Chief Wiggum

    Which also happens to be the "real" emergency number, but only for members of the stonecutters.


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    #4997
    Big Bucks
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Big Bucks


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Which also happens to be the "real" emergency number, but only for members of the stonecutters.

    Great spot....Another classic Wiggum quote(as the years gone by he became my favorite character)


    This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat hatless.


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    #4998
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Lisa: Mom, let's just grab what we can and get out of here! This storm is making people crazy. [two old hands feel around Lisa's spikey hair]

    Mrs. Glick: The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too! [picks up Lisa and puts her in a cart]

    Lisa: But I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!

    Mrs. Glick: That's what the pumpkin said.

    Ralph: Hi, Lisa. We're going to be in a pie!


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    #4999
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Flanders [when he comes out of the hospital]: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode. If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!

    [the crowd cheers]

    Dr. Foster: Yes, that's very healthy, Ned.

    Flanders: [ominous] And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run you down with my car.


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    #5000
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    You know Marge, maybe it's the beer talkin' but you got a butt that won't quit, they got these big chewy pretzel things here... 5 bucks!? Get outta here.


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    #5001
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    You know Marge, maybe it's the beer talkin' but you got a butt that won't quit, they got these big chewy pretzel things here... 5 bucks!? Get outta here.
    You forgot to add in the best part.


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    #5002
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Homer: [lounging on the couch in his pajamas, drinking beer] Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.
    Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
    Homer: Ahh! Work!
    [he quickly runs off]
    Homer: Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing.
    [angry] Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!


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    #5003
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    And don't forget, you never shave me off.


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    #5004
    I_smell_fear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    You're a dull boy, Billy.


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    #5005
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Lisa: Dad, it's just that too much of your love can really be... scary.
    Homer: Some day you'll thank me for all this scary love. But now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
    [leaves]
    Bart: I'm sure he meant to say "serious drinking".
    Lisa: That's what I assumed.


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    #5006
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,613 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Ralph: (Whispering) Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?

    Lisa: (Whispering) Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.

    Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens.


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    #5007
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Big Bucks wrote: »

    This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat hatless.


    "Suspects are directly under the sun...........…

    ..……………… now!"


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    #5008
    Big Bucks
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Big Bucks


    Omackeral wrote: »
    "Suspects are directly under the sun...........…

    ..……………… now!"

    I can assure you the police do not take prisoners out of their cell and race them.........Anymore


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    #5009
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Superintendent Chalmers: And *why* is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse?
    Lunch Lady Doris: I get two paycheques this way.


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    #5010
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    http://dontworry.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/supernintendo-chalmers.jpeg


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    #5011
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    Flanders [when he comes out of the hospital]: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode. If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!

    [the crowd cheers]

    Dr. Foster: Yes, that's very healthy, Ned.

    Flanders: [ominous] And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run you down with my car.

    I literally burst my shît laughing at that- kinda frightened the girl opposite on luas


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