Dental plan!

DazMarz

Hey! They're tryin' to learn for free!!!

Get 'em!!!

USE YOUR PHONEY GUNS AS CLUBS!!!!!!!

Rega

Eat up Martha

jd007

Bart: There's badger in there

Homer: Badger my ass! It's probably Milhouse!

haro124

[When Patty and Selma come by the Simpsons' home with a tombstone for Homer]

Marge: A tombstone?!

Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not important: the important thing is, Homer's dead.

Selma: We've been saving for this since your wedding day.

Makood

[\QUOTE] Homer: When a fire starts to burn there is a lesson you should learn, something, something then you'll see you'll avoid catastrophe. [/QUOTE]

My favourite episode ever

ivytwine

haro124 wrote: »

[When Patty and Selma come by the Simpsons' home with a tombstone for Homer]

Marge: A tombstone?!

Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not important: the important thing is, Homer's dead.

Selma: We've been saving for this since your wedding day.

Homer J Simpson: We are richer for having lost him.

Galway K9

C14N wrote: »

Homer: He's a carnie! And part of a noble tradition! Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.

Woah can you do that again?

Galway K9

hey , heads up, i know the new episodes are crap but theres a new sideshow bob one on now on RTE 2. Pretty good.

also scorpio ep[isode is on channel 4....best episode ever

haro124

TV Announcer: Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."

Chief Wiggum: [peering under the covers] "Well, I'll be damned."

RobbingBandit

Off topic be damned, Argos and Smyths have the simpsons lego in store for €2.89, seems to be in some stores only, code doesn't work online, code is 1666450, the hunt is on!

toastedpickles

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven, eight, seven to swing.
Ball is in: parking lot. Would you like to play again?
You have selected "no".

RobbingBandit

Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to HELL!

HugsiePie

He's not spiderpig anymore
He's Harry Plopper

RobbingBandit

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does, can he swing from a web? No he can't cause he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spiderpig!!!

Absoluvely

Mom: That boy's parents must've made some terrible mistakes.

Kid: Shut up, Mom!

Omackeral

Absoluvely wrote: »

Mom: That boy's parents must've made some terrible mistakes.

Kid: Shut up, Mom!

Woman: Gavin, don't you already have this game?

Gavin: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Bloodstorm, and Bone Squad, and Bloodstorm II, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a Bonestorm.

Gavin: Get two. I'm not sharing with Kaitlin!

Bart: [dreamy] That must be the happiest kid in the world.

haro124

Homer: It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won.
[Lisa sighs]

Lisa's Brain:I know, I heard it too. Here's some music.

[Piano music plays quietly. Lisa smiles contentedly]

AnonoBoy

Chief Wiggum: Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.

ivytwine

Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad, crummy guy who's going to jail, but I know he's innocent?

Marge: Well Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.

Bart: Mom, what if I can get this guy off the hook? Should I do it?

Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart... and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.

Dirty Dingus McGee

From the flying hellfish episode

Mr. Burns: Fernando, it's M.B.

Fernando Vidal: Ah, Marion Barry! Is it time for another shipment,
already?

Wise Old Elf

Can't beat the classics...(on now)
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Stupid sexy flanders

paddylonglegs

What in the name of high school football?

toastedpickles

In the depression you had to grift! Or work....

Galway K9

Wazdakka

Probably here already...



Don't care...
Suck it internet!!

Cake Man

Snake: "if only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad......oh well" *smashes seat with crowbar*
Wiggum: "let's tear this place apaaaart"
Moleman (on ground after falling down the steps): "we paid for blooooooood"

Classic episode!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Cake Man wrote: »

Snake: "if only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad......oh well" *smashes seat with crowbar*
Wiggum: "let's tear this place apaaaart"
Moleman (on ground after falling down the steps): "we paid for blooooooood"

Classic episode!

Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!

C14N

Cake Man wrote: »

Snake: "if only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad......oh well" *smashes seat with crowbar*
Wiggum: "let's tear this place apaaaart"
Moleman (on ground after falling down the steps): "we paid for blooooooood"

Classic episode!

Yeah that's ice hockey alright.

Kilkenny14

C14N wrote: »

Yeah that's ice hockey alright.

Two of my favourite quotes were in that episode;

1. "What he meant to say is Monster Island is actually a peininsula!"

2. "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Noccy_Mondy

Homer: Marge, where's that...metal... dealy...you use to...dig...food?