Dental plan!

dr.fuzzenstein

AdolfHipster wrote: »

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!

I'll get back to you on that...

paddylonglegs

Vote quimby. For the day that's in it

paddylonglegs

Skinner: Janey! Janey bo-faney.

NordieSteve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWZ624wBVA

I love this because it makes out that the Simpsons have a field for a back garden.

Sunglasses Ron

Up yours children!

Galway K9

" It's in revelations people!!"

ivytwine

It's all over people, we don't have a prayer!

spitfireIRL

Galway K9 wrote: »

" It's in revelations people!!"

:pac:

Orim

NordieSteve wrote: »

I love this because it makes out that the Simpsons have a field for a back garden.

They've shown the back garden like that more than once. They also showed it as touching the car park of the nuclear plant.

I gave up on that tapped out game because I was driving myself crazy trying to figure out how to fit in all the continuity errors.

wnolan1992

Willie: "Hold on kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of yeh!"
[gets hit in back]
"Ugh, I'm bad at this..."


Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?
Principal Skinner: Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wait, scratch that one.

Orim

Skinner: Good morning, class. A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.

dr.fuzzenstein

NordieSteve wrote: »

I love this because it makes out that the Simpsons have a field for a back garden.

Tramampoline!

Nerdkiller1991

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Tramampoline!

"He said what now?"

toastedpickles

One of my favourite scenes

We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!

You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's anger.

Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

Nerdkiller1991

RobbingBandit

Cake Man

Kirk Van Outen (driving convertible and waving sandwich in the air): "I asked that idiot to slice my sandwich"
*his arm is severed by the line Snake set up on the road*
Kirk: "aaaaaaahhhhooowww"

Jester252

Marge: Watch out for the shaq attack.

Bart gets hit in the face in the face with the basketball: Ow

Marge: I told you to watch out

FarmerBrowne

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"He said what now?"

Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!

toastedpickles

Bitta spinal tap anyone?

Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen tank, but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled up with air it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!

Galway K9

Homer: Hi, can i get the phonebook for Hykodo, Japan
Clerk: Sure, here ya go.
Homer, thanks, could i use your phone, please?
Clerk: Is it a local call?
Homer: Errr, yes

JeffKenna

Galway K9 wrote: »

Homer: Hi, can i get the phonebook for Hykodo, Japan
Clerk: Sure, here ya go.
Homer, thanks, could i use your phone, please?
Clerk: Is it a local call?
Homer: Errr, yes

Rte 2 haha! Can't beat the old episodes!

ivytwine

JeffKenna wrote: »

Rte 2 haha! Can't beat the old episodes!

A pleasant surprise it was too! Worth posting the whole ad, I fecking love it!

There's your answer Fishbulb!

dr.fuzzenstein

Galway K9 wrote: »

Homer: Hi, can i get the phonebook for Hykodo, Japan
Clerk: Sure, here ya go.
Homer, thanks, could i use your phone, please?
Clerk: Is it a local call?
Homer: Errr, yes

There's your answer, fishbulb!

Edit: damn you, ivytwine!

ivytwine

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

There's your answer, fishbulb!

Edit: damn you, ivytwine!

Great minds

wnolan1992

Japanese Girl to Homer: Has anyone ever told you you look like Mr. Sparkle?
Homer: [long Japanese speech]
Japanese Girl: In Japan, drinking ones detergent is a popular form of suicide.

:pac:


Later in the episode:

Japanese Girl's Father to Homer: Has anyone ever told you you look like -
Homer: Yes, yes, Mr. Sparkle.
Japanese Father: No, like you're going to have a stroke.


I LOL'd.

Galway K9

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Mr. Sparkle employee: Hello chief, let's talk why not[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Homer: Hello, why am I Mr. Sparkle?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Mr. Sparkle employee: You like Mr. Sparkle[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Homer: Well I am Mr. Sparkle[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Mr. Sparkle employee: You have many question Mr. Sparkle? I send you premium answer-question hundred percent[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Homer: Ooh


[/FONT]

Sunglasses Ron

haro124 wrote: »

Ms. Lovell: What do you expect me to do?
Lisa : Change what she says. It's your company.
Ms. Lovell: Not since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn't cost-effective.
Lisa: That's awful!
Ms. Lovell: Well that and I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong.

:pac:

Somewhat like Buns trying to flog his sanitised life story to filmmakers.

"Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!

snaphook

The truth?!?
You can't handle the truth.
No truth handler you!
I...deride your truth handling abilities....

Chancer3001

Mr burns - ho ho ho humbug