Dental plan!

Dirty Dingus McGee

allanb49 wrote: »

You're out there somewhere beer baron, and i'll find you

No you won't

Nerdkiller1991

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

No you won't

"Yes I will."

DazMarz

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Yes I will."

Won't!

dr.fuzzenstein

(Russian profanities)
(More Russian profanities)

Galway K9

Ranier: Remember when i said i'd eat you last, i lied

Ranier: Laughing time is over!

Lyrical

Mr Burns:This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Let's see. It was the best of times, it was the "blurst" of times! You stupid monkey!

wnolan1992

Please, children. Scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again, about the scooching.

You in the red, chop chop!

Orim

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

toastedpickles

Orim wrote: »

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

ivytwine

Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

C14N

toastedpickles wrote: »

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

I have to imagine the writers had a ball coming up with that.

snaphook

Sweet Dreams.....Mr Jones.

dr.fuzzenstein

ivytwine wrote: »

Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

Galway K9

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
[the jury is made up of fat, obese people]
Jury: No, no.
Man in Jury: No, that could've been me!

Galway K9

I know its repeated btu i can't resist, i went to a karoke one night and got a few of the guys to do it up in Dublin.

Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?

FarmerBrowne

True or false: "You can get mono from riding the monorail?"

dr.fuzzenstein

Donuts! Is there anything they can't do?

toastedpickles

ahhh beer, the cause, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Dirty Dingus McGee

"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut"


"A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on"

toastedpickles

Marge i'm bored
Why don't you read something?
Because i'm trying to reduce my boredom

BOHtox

I've got something I'd like to say. Would you guys do a favour for a guy in love?
Sure
Yeah
It's why we're here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0T00XcN0N0

Take my hand with your glove of love!

HalloweenJack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P_gHmhHN8

wnolan1992

Intercom: "Attention American workers: your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists."
Homer: "Not on my shift!"
fight sequence
"Simpson ten, terrorists eight."



Burns: Oh, I should be resisting this but I'm paralysed with rage... and island rhythms.


Maggie Makes Three is on Channel 4 now.

Peregrine

You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and damned if he knows how to use it!

Nerdkiller1991

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and damned if he knows how to use it!

"Is there any chance the track could bend?"

michaelr666

"The ring came of my pudding can!"

Wise Old Elf

michaelr666 wrote: »

"The ring came of my pudding can!"

Take my pen knife my good man

Orim

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Is there any chance the track could bend?"

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Peregrine

I swear it's Springfield's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!

Galway K9

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

I swear it's Springfield's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!

But main streets all cracked and broken?