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    #5402
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Homer: Please help me! I've lost my baby!
    Phone Operator: Please hold the line!
    *Player's "Baby Come Back" plays as the holding music*

    Always makes me giggle! :D


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    #5403
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    But main streets all cracked and broken?

    Sorry Marge, the mob has spoken!

    Monorail!
    Monoraaaiiiilll!
    Monoraaaiiiiiilllll!




    Mono- D'oh!


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    #5404
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    "I call the big one bitey"


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    #5405
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10291158_728445570547061_410708668043032930_n.png


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    #5406
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10291158_728445570547061_410708668043032930_n.png
    "Hiya, big Maggie."


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    #5407
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    MARGE: Hello. Can I help you?

    MULDER: Agents Mulder and Scully. FBI. (Pull out their ID's, Mulder's has a picuture of him in Speedos)

    MARGE: Is this about that pen that I took from the post office? I swear, I didn't know I put it in my purse, then I was going to bring it back but the dog chewed it up, and that just made things worse. (hyperventilates)

    SCULLY: Actually, we're here to see your husband about his UFO encounter.

    MARGE: Oh, good. Come...come in.


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    #5408
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.


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    #5409
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Smithers, re Homer "Sir this man not only failed the aptitude test he got trapped in a closet on his way out."

    Somewhat of a Freudian slip there :pac:


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    #5410
    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    Remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock!


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    #5411
    AdolfHipster
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    I'm seeing double! FOUR KRUSTYS!


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    #5412
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Homer: (taking bullhorn from Chalmers) Gimmie that. (through bullhorn) Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.

    Bart: Did you check your pocket?

    (Homer checks and find that the remote was in his back pocket)

    Homer: (throws the bullhorn to Marge) It was... (lowers bullhorn) it was in my pocket

    ************

    Principal Skinner: The fact is, I haven't ever had relations. I am a virgin.

    Nelson: Haw haw!

    Homer: Hey, does this mean Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin too?

    Mrs. Krabappel: Ha!


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    #5413
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    FLAAAAANNNNN DURRRRRS!

    FLAAAAANNNNN DURRRRS!

    God forbid if anyone with the surname Flanders ever goes for a career in any major spectator sport, the crowd mocking would be merciless :pac:


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    #5414
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    ^^^ My favourite line from that episode...

    Marge: You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticise-

    Homer: Fun, too.


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    #5415
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Sunglasses Ron wrote: »
    FLAAAAANNNNN DURRRRRS!

    FLAAAAANNNNN DURRRRS!

    God forbid if anyone with the surname Flanders ever goes for a career in any major spectator sport, the crowd mocking would be merciless :pac:

    This poor guy from Tulsa University is in for a tough time when the new college football season starts.

    http://www.tulsahurricane.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/james_flanders_793380.html


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    #5416
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Bart: "Mom something you said the other day really got through to me and now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson."

    Homer: "Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on son, toot on"

    Bart: "DEATH TO SHELBYVILLE"

    Marge: "Lisa, have you seen your brother? Last time I saw him he was on his way to tutor somebody"

    Lisa: "Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla warfare to some kids in Shelbyville"

    Marge: "Well do you have a number we can reach him at?"

    Lisa: "No. Mom. Bart and some friends have gone to wage war in Shelbyville"

    Marge: *gasps* "Homer!! Bart's given up his tutoring job and joined a violence group"


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    #5417
    Mahogany
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Mahogany


    Iron helps us play.


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    #5418
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mahogany wrote: »
    Iron helps us play.

    Hello Joe!


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    #5419
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    krudler wrote: »
    Hello Joe!

    *Maniacal Clown laughter*


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    #5420
    Limerick Dude
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Limerick Dude


    Omackeral wrote: »
    *Maniacal Clown laughter*

    Can't sleep....clown will eat me

    Can't sleep...clown will eat me

    Can't sleep...clown will eat me


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    #5421
    AdolfHipster
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    From now on the baby sleeps in the crib


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    #5422
    Royce McCutcheon
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Royce McCutcheon


    Lisa Simpson: I like you, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a little sister.
    Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everyone keep saying that?


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    #5423
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Limerick Dude wrote: »
    Can't sleep....clown will eat me

    Can't sleep...clown will eat me

    Can't sleep...clown will eat me

    If you should die before you wake!!
    HahaHAHAHAHAHA!!


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    #5424
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    'Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like "Oh Yeah" and "C'mere a Minute".

    Homer: "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"

    Bart: "You c'mere a minute!"

    Homer: "Oh yeah?"


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    #5425
    [Deleted User]
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    Homer: "Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning."
    Marge: "Balzac!"
    Homer: "No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.
    Marge: "But Balzac is the name....."
    Homer: *interrupts* "If if's and but's were candy and nuts...eh, how does the rest of that go?"


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    #5426
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Mr. Burns: Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say ‘hard cheese.’

    Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. [Narrows eyes] Or synagogue.


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    #5427
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

    Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I’d like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [Thinks of Grandpa’s advice]
    Young Grandpa: Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
    Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood.


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    #5428
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    I got Season 6 on DVD! Finally building up my collection so I don't have to play repeat lottery and end up watching something from Season 17 *Sideshow Bob shudder*

    Totally forgot about this, how it had me in stitches, then and now.

    "Mr Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir!"

    "Well. This calls for a celebration."

    ~celebrate, good times, come on~

    "I will."

    http://imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons/XI522


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    #5429
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    ivytwine wrote: »
    *Sideshow Bob shudder*
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #5430
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Mr Burns: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation to Richard Nixon"


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    #5431
    Limerick Dude
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Limerick Dude


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    If you should die before you wake!!
    HahaHAHAHAHAHA!!

    I love this whole episode. Especially where Bart as a toddler is marching up and down the hallway with pot and pans singing as Marge is heavily pregnant with Lisa

    "I AM SO GREAT, I AM SO GREAT, EVERYBODY LOVES ME, I AM SO GREAT. QUIET, QUIET, QUIET, QUIET"!


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