Dental plan!

Professey Chin

dan1895 wrote: »

Mr Burns: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation to Richard Nixon"

I dont think so sir. They both spell and pronounce their names differently.

Pah, Ill ask him myself!

Sunglasses Ron

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies! [laughs maniacally]

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work!
BC: Make me!


The republican and democrat equal opportunity piss taking really made the Simpsons great in the 90's.

ivytwine

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies! [laughs maniacally]

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work!
BC: Make me!


The republican and democrat equal opportunity piss taking really made the Simpsons great in the 90's.

I'll believe I'll vote for a third party!

Go ahead, throw your vote away! Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

dr.fuzzenstein

ivytwine wrote: »

I'll believe I'll vote for a third party!

Go ahead, throw your vote away! Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

https://compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/simpsons-republicans2.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jIj1uXDOppU/UahzlY5RojI/AAAAAAAAiI8/29AjVyqa4pg/s550/Simpsons_Democrats.jpg

(Yes, different episode, but still relevant, methinks)

corblimey

Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age, now.
Homer: Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied, Lisa? Or implode?
Lisa: Mom, make him stop.

Galway K9

There was a classic on there. The Freddy quimby episode.

What a piece of art. I haven't laughed at an episode in sometime.

"Free hotel, ....free Willy!!!"

" oh willy didn't make it, and he crushed our boy! What a mess!"

paddylonglegs

Galway K9 wrote: »

There was a classic on there. The Freddy quimby episode.

What a piece of art. I haven't laughed at an episode in sometime.

"Free hotel, ....free Willy!!!"

" oh willy didn't make it, and he crushed our boy! What a mess!"

So IF, we were to SE-QUESTER...

paddylonglegs

Homer: heh heh heh. Why I laugh

ivytwine

Galway K9 wrote: »

There was a classic on there. The Freddy quimby episode.

What a piece of art. I haven't laughed at an episode in sometime.

"Free hotel, ....free Willy!!!"

" oh willy didn't make it, and he crushed our boy! What a mess!"

"Well, only one in two million people has what we call the evil gene. Hitler had it. Walt Disney had it. And Freddy Quimby has it."

haro124

Marge: We can't trick these guys. They are highly trained professionals!
(Ruth turns off the car lights.)
Chief Wiggum: Oh my god, it just disappeared! (Gasp) It's a ghost car! (Slams on brakes) There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
Homer: Hold me!
Chief Wiggum: Only if you hold me!

salmocab

More goose grease

Galway K9

haro124 wrote: »

Marge: We can't trick these guys. They are highly trained professionals!
(Ruth turns off the car lights.)
Chief Wiggum: Oh my god, it just disappeared! (Gasp) It's a ghost car! (Slams on brakes) Therte are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
Homer: Hold me!
Chief Wiggum: Only if you hold me!

quiet.....I can't hear the eggs

Sky King

Powersauce guy 1: 'Mr. Simpson here will plant this Power Sauce flag as an eternal symbol of man's contempt for nature!' [aside] 'Um...is contempt the word we want here?'

Powersauce guy 2: [Nods knowingly].

Welsh Megaman

GABBO!

GABBO!

GABBO!



Bart: What's Gabbo?

Homer: I figure it's some guys name. Some guy named Gabbo.

Omackeral

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

GABBO!

GABBO!

GABBO!



Bart: What's Gabbo?

Homer: I figure it's some guys name. Some guy named Gabbo.

I love that humour. Much like in the Movementarian episode.




Cult Member: It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader.

Homer: Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?

IvySlayer

Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing.
Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Lisa: But he didn't do anything!
Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?

Noccy_Mondy

Man: This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
Homer: Go to hell.

dr.fuzzenstein

Omackeral wrote: »

I love that humour. Much like in the Movementarian episode.




Cult Member: It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader.

Homer: Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?

Na na na na na na na na, leader!

Wise Old Elf

So when exactly is this free weekend?

Noccy_Mondy

Disco Stuart wrote: »

So when exactly is this free weekend?

It's this weekend..

Wise Old Elf

And how much does this weekend cost?

Noccy_Mondy

Kant Kope, incorrect quoting... :pac:

Um, it's free.

SuperGrover

Lisa: Grandpa, I think you should give up the bullfighting.
Grandpa: Forget it. I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit walking around fighting oysters.

wnolan1992

I'll KILL YOU ALL! when the law is reversed.

corblimey

Newspaper editor: ...And to protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
Lisa: And what percent is that?
Newspaper editor: Zero....Zero’s a percent.

Noccy_Mondy

Homer: Aha! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Nerdkiller1991

"The newspaper was founded by Johnny Newspaperseed. A 14 year old boy who roamed America founding newspapers."

"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"

http://31.media.tumblr.com/117c4c2b27ca97ce32fe1eb07a2be9ab/tumblr_mscwgo47XC1qg0rnuo1_1280.jpg

ShooterSF

Deleted User wrote: »

Homer: "Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning."
Marge: "Balzac!"
Homer: "No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.
Marge: "But Balzac is the name....."
Homer: *interrupts* "If if's and but's were candy and nuts...eh, how does the rest of that go?"

Ah the reason I spent all my life knowing only that part of that saying.

suicide_circus

Pray...for.....MOJO

RainyDay

Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Fat Tony: I understand. So how is your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?

Then later, after the shootout

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things.
Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.