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    #5582
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    From Krusty Gets Kancelled

    Anthony Kiedis: You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people.
    Moe: It does. We had 30,000 here last night. Now play. The audience is getting restless.
    Barney: [flicking a lighter] We want chilly-willy. We want chilly-willy.



    Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
    Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.
    Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
    Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you."
    Flea: Wow. That's much better.
    Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.


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    #5583
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

    Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and -- and quarries


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    #5584
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju!


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    #5585
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Nimr wrote: »
    Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju!

    I'll get back to you on that one...


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    #5586
    SpoonJar JarSpoon
    Site Banned Posts: 8 ✭SpoonJar JarSpoon


    Marge: Homer, if the baby's a boy, what do you think about the name Larry?
    Homer: Marge, we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.
    Marge: How about Louie?
    Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
    Marge: Bob?
    Homer: Slob.
    Marge: Luke?
    Homer: Puke.
    Marge: Marcus?
    Homer: Mucus.
    Marge: What about Bart?
    Homer: Hmm, let's see. Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art... nope, can't see any problem with that


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    #5587
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Mr Burns: A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson! Our research indicates that over 50% of our power is used by women.


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    #5588
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.


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    #5589
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    June Bellamy: Uh, well, uh...

    Homer: I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

    Doug: I withdraw my question.


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    #5590
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    June Bellamy: Uh, well, uh...

    Homer: I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

    Doug: I withdraw my question.

    His name is doug?!


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    #5591
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    His name is doug?!

    I dunno, just taken from the wiki page ;)


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    #5592
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Noccy_Mondy wrote: »
    I dunno, just taken from the wiki page ;)

    You use a wiki to get your quotes? :eek:

    FRAUD! :p


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    #5593
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    You use a wiki to get your quotes? :eek:

    FRAUD! :p

    HEY EVERYONE


    HE'S A PHONEY!!

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #5594
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    You use a wiki to get your quotes? :eek:

    FRAUD! :p

    Don’t ban me! I have a wife and kids! Ban them!


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    #5595
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Mr. Burns: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because... I crippled him myself to inspire you.
    Milhouse: I hope they win or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.


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    #5596
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I bring you looove!

    It brings love! Break its legs!!


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    #5597
    Rega
    Registered Users Posts: 759 ✭✭✭Rega


    At seven tonight the games begin
    Bart vs Lisa, who will win?
    Their father's fat and their mother's thin
    And Grandpa Simpson smells of gin.


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    #5598
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Rega wrote: »
    At seven tonight the games begin
    Bart vs Lisa, who will win?
    Their father's fat and their mother's thin
    And Grandpa Simpson smells of gin.


    Hey!. That's obsession for men.


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    #5599
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.


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    #5600
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Homer: I say he should get more homework..I don't have to help him, do I?
    Skinner: No
    Homer: Pile it on! I want him to be Korean by the time he's done!


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    #5601
    haro124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭haro124


    Bart: Take him away, boys.
    Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
    Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.


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    #5602
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    RIP Tommy Ramone.



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    #5603
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    New recruits disembarking bus at military base for basic army traing...

    Army Recruit #1: Hey, where do I get my grenades at?


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    #5604
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    New recruits disembarking bus at military base for basic army traing...

    Army Recruit #1: Hey, where do I get my grenades at?

    They don't still got them group terlets, do they?


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    #5605
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    RIP Tommy Ramone.


    Have the Rolling Stones killed.


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    #5606
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Have the Rolling Stones killed.

    But, sir, those aren't...

    DO AS I SAY!!!


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    #5607
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
    Horst: Stop it!
    Man: Stop, sir.
    Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
    Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
    Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
    Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
    Man: Stop it.
    Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
    Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
    Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans!


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    #5608
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
    Horst: Stop it!
    Man: Stop, sir.
    Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
    Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
    Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
    Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
    Man: Stop it.
    Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
    Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
    Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans!

    BURNS! STOP IT!!!


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    #5609
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    BURNS! STOP IT!!!

    But beware, we germans aren't always smiles und sunshine :cool:


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    #5610
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Monty:“These two gentlemen are American as apple pie! Hans and Fritz, why that's just John and Frank."


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    #5611
    Noccy_Mondy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭Noccy_Mondy


    Krusty: Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
    Homer: I’ve never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.


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