Dental plan!

Lyrical

Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor.
[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]
Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

Noccy_Mondy

Burns: Smithers, take me home! I'm not fully defrosted.
Smithers: Nonsense. Just sit down and rest for a moment.

corblimey

Chief Wiggum: Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer.
Homer: Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work.
Apu: Oh Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir.
Homer: It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money.
Moe: Hey Homer, way to get Marge pregnant.
Homer: This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.

toastedpickles

Hi, how're you folks doin'? I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me, 'hey you, behind the bushes'.

dr.fuzzenstein

Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me Chief Piggum! (everybody laughs) Oh ah, now I get it!

dr.fuzzenstein

You looken sharpen todayen mein Herr.

Welsh Megaman

My lickspittle told me I never cease to amaze him.

toastedpickles

Ya ya eine minuten eine minuten!!

Ach das handy phone ist ein nuisance phone!!

Buenos noches mien furher

Ya ya.....

dr.fuzzenstein

It's time to take out the Eurotrash!

ivytwine

Mach schnell mit the art things, ja? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.


Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD-changer in my trunk, ja? Idiot!

***

Hey funboys, get a room!

Galway K9

Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!

harry Bailey esq

EDNA: ooh what are you gonna do seymour tell your mother? SKINNER: oh don't you worry Edna,she'll be hearing about this...

corblimey

Homer: Yergottareddakidforradyarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: (slowly) J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.

(And yes, shamefully, I looked that up, it's difficult to spell "redderarrar")

efb

Bart: [cockney] "`Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' `'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga" --

haro124

Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.

Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no!


Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.

dr.fuzzenstein

efb wrote: »

Bart: [cockney] "`Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' `'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga" --

All right, all right, I'll do it!!

Mick55

You're back son....

Aye

I suppose you'll be leaving soon...

.....

Aye

Royce McCutcheon

Commandant: Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.

Franklin: (in a very effeminate voice) Well, we'll see about that

corblimey

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!

ivytwine

corblimey wrote: »

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!

I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!

dub_skav

Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard!

witty username

corblimey wrote: »

Homer: Yergottareddakidforradyarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: (slowly) J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.



Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the place? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson Muntz: Your manager says for you to shut up!
Goulet (surprised): Vera said that?

Mick55

Martin Prince: Individually we are weak like a twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty F@ggot!

corblimey

Lionel Hutz: ...and your drug dealurrrrr uh, keeper-awayer.

Royce McCutcheon

Momma took those batteries..

McChubbin

Royce McCutcheon wrote: »

Momma took those batteries..

She took 'em awaaaay!
Moma took those batterieees
Size Double A!

FarmerBrowne

So you've decided to steal cable

Galway K9

"Get em' Maw!"

McChubbin

[A parade of men in white uniforms go marching down the street.]
HOMER: Bless you men. *salutes*
MARGE: Homer, those are ice cream men!
HOMER: *tearfully* I know!

Always loved that one.

toastedpickles

Duffman has a baaaad feeling about this

Can it sid

You can it!!